NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why, Rick, WHY????

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Its not as bad as the penguins' car dealership commercial but dude its still a car dealership commercial!!!!!! Don't you know you deserve better than this! An Armani Prive commerical; A Burberry commericial; an LG phone commerical; hell even a Gatorade commercial would be better than this!!!!! You're a superstar! You should command better commercials!!!


Somewhere in New York Sidney Crosby is laughing giggling his ass off right now


...whatever you're still hot as hell AND you're on the Team Canada with Dany Heatley (and some other dudes)! Two husbands, one shower, OH BOY!

For the record: He didn't do that badly in the commercial, am I wrong???

All is fair in love and war...and in the playoffs

Staal vs. Staal; even brothers, take no prisoners

I love Sidney Crosby and all but I LOVED it when Marc Staal merkked him in the face, I laughed SO hard.

PS My boys, the pens are leading the series 2-0, woot! F*ck you Sean Avery!!!

Fan Girling: This Time Its For Real

So its official, I'm nuts. I'm currently, madly, creepily, school girl crushing, on none other than the 'Nasher' (ugh hate that nickname) Rick Nash himself! (if you haven't noticed...)

Over here at Death of a Trend I'm completely ridiculous, over the top, for the sole purpose of me re-reading my posts and laughing at them; its kind of like re-reading the diary you had when you were 12, except you wrote it 5 minutes ago and were not serious at.all. That is what Death of a Trend is all about; being completely ridiculous about anything and everything I want! And currently its been the NHL and its ~*stars*~.

I've gotten back into hockey because my social life has...well the slate has been wiped clean and I only have a very small group of friends now, so what to do when Jenny has to spend time with her bf on Saturday? WATCH HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA!!!!!!! Its not as pathetic as it sounds, promise! But now the sarcasm and the joking has taken a serious turn for the worst, I'm totally school girl crushing on Rick Nash...like for real!

I don't know if it has to do with the fact that he could just pop up in a bar somewhere downtown, because he lives here(OMG he lives here!!!!!!!!!) or what but I am totally crushing, and its kind of sad. But guys Rick is fine, he is SO fine! When you see him you get that ripple of giddiness spread across you and its like you're 12 again during summer vacation lookin' for summer love.



He seems like such a chill guy, CLEARLY I don't know him but he seems so laid back and easy going, like every guy I ever fell for in high school (and beyond apparently) AND he's smokin' hot, SO HOT! I love how he seems like a regular guy and is a little tubby, and isn't Mr. Olympia like Sidney Crosby, when looking at his thighs would only make you feel bad about yourself. With Rick it would be ok to drink a carb filled pint of beer, or pig out on nachos, or not go to the gym (errr which I haven't done for a week :S). PLUS he's awkward but not awkward as in socially inept (like some 1st overall draft picks) but awkward as in "I'm famous? WHAAAAAT?"

Nice pupils, mate!

Guys its gotten so bad that every tall, brunette, white guy I see I'm like "OMG! IS that Rick Nash????" it friggin' hilarious!!!!!!

Unlike Christian Bale, who I will NEVER, EVER meet, Rick is real, Rick is here, Rick lives in my hometown so having a school girl crush isn't completely ridiculous...right? I'm lame I know...but its also kind of hilarious, non?


PS Don't worry Rick I wont' stalk you...but I still think you're dreamy

PPS He has a tatoo of a shark on his arm... A SHARK!!!!! Like OMG sharks are my favourite animals, we're like so totally ~*meant to be*~ LOL

PPPS I'm totally dying right now, this is too funny

2 out of 3 ain't bad

Last night, Washington lost and it broke my heart. I knew it was going to happen but when the game went into over time there was that little glimmer of hope that 'hey maybe they can actually pull this thing off' but in the end Philly took the win...like I said they would, how sad :'(

Montreal did beat Boston on Monday, just like a predicted! It shouldn't have taken them 7 games but it did, why? well I have this theory that Montreal, likes to play this cat and mouse game with the other team, giving them a false sense of security, and when they finally think that actually have a chance at winning the cup (you know calling all their friends back home telling him to be prepared for the best block party in history) they just crush them! And that's exactly what they're going to do to Philly, because Montreal is a far superior team than they lead on...old battlefield trick, the element of surprise is the best strategy, don't you agree?


Joe and the boys did in fact dominate the flames last night, even with Old man Nolan showin' the young whipper snappers how its done, they lost, and it wasn't a good loss either...oh well now they can all play golf, shave off those ridiculous Mohawks, put their feet up, and Dion can go boink his girlfriend...for every dark cloud there is always a silver lining

2nd Round of The Playoffs

East:

Staal vs. Staal AKA Pittsburgh vs New York; you know if it weren't for Sean Avery, I'd kind of want New York to win. Why? Well M. Staal is my favourite Staal and I love New York, its so my town! And Pittsburgh is, well Pittsburgh is like Hamilton...its just not my kind of town...But at the same time, the pens are my boys, they're my boys, this is going to be hard :(

Montreal vs. Philly; UM Montreal is totally going to merkk Philly, I mean even if I weren't a Montreal fan and I was a flyers fan, I'd know this! There's just no way, NO WAY that philly is going to beat Montreal...

West:
Detroit vs. Colorado; Ok so this series is going to be the most amazing, exciting series, this season! Two highly skilled teams, two teams that want the cup more than anyone in the league...oh there will be blood, and I can't wait!

San Jose vs. Dallas; Since Joe and the boys got themselves this far, I'm hoping they take the series!

The Playoffs Thus Far

The Senators are OUT
The Devils are OUT
The Wild are OUT
The Ducks are OUT
The Predators are OUT

And Adriana kisses you goodbye:






Who's next? I'm hoping its Boston, 'cause I really don't know what's up with Montreal, they are a much better team than Boston, they could easily dominate them and yet...methinks they want to win in front of their fans and if they don't, oh there will be blood on the streets of Montreal tonight; its do or die my friends, do or DIE!!!!!!

What about Washington? I'd love for them to win, it'd be so figgin' mind blowing BUT if we're being realistic (which we are!) then I have an inkling that Philly is going to take this series, :'( BOO!

And in the West: Calgary is going to take the series, why? because I really can't see Joe and the boys going any further, can you?

Pube 'stache!!!!!!!!

Sidney's facial hair is a little bit thicker than it was last year, but still, he ain't no Rick Nash *sigh*

...I know, I know, I shouldn't compare husbands because it raises conflict in an already high volatile environment (1 wife, 7 husbands, it does get messy) but I can't help it, I love hair on a man it shows that he's a man, ya know? Sidney has another year or so to go before he becomes a man.

work it,baby, work it!

Dany came home this morning and he was pretty down; naturally he would be, they didn't win a single game in the series, I've tried to console him but he's been drinking beer all day and muttering something about Ray Emery and John Paddock, I don't know what that's all about but Rick and I have been keeping our distance. It must be hard knowing that you are a good team, a better team, and yet you couldn't get it together for a single win. One thing's for sure, I'm stocking up on two-bite brownies, and Häagen-Dazs for the next few months...oh Dany :'(


but SIDNEY CROSBY'S ONE STEP CLOSER TO LORD STANLEY'S CUP!!!!!!! I'd be totally stoked if he won, it would be boring and expected but I'd be stoked nonetheless!!!!!!!

Dion, ya dun good!

Elisha Cuthbert is hot again!!!!!!!!! but more importantly she's working again!!!!!!!!!!

Dion, Iggy, Old man Nolan and the rest of the mohawked Flames are currently merkking Joe and the boys; Elisha is once again smoking hot and working, I don't know about you but I think this is working out for the better...I APPROVE!!!!!!!!!

HOWEVER, its only a matter of time before that disease Paris Hilton, rears her highly contagious, bleeding from every orifice pathogen, at the NHL, oh you know its coming! Will our Lord and Savior, Sidney Crosby, be able to protect us from such indiscriminate evil??? I hope so guys I really hope so...

The End Is Near Here

Dany Heatley, reminds Sidney Crosby, of the husband hierarchy in my household...even when the Pens are totally merkking the Sens

I don't know if you've noticed but I've remained mum on the Ottawa/Pittsburgh series, for obvious reasons. Well tonight is game 4 and its 3-0, for Pittsburgh. Only twice in NHL history has a team come back from 3-0 losses to take the series, one of those teams being the Toronto Maple Leafs back when they were good, 10 million years ago.

But let's be realistic shall we?

Ottawa is not going to win tonight, it just isn't going to happen! Even though they are essentially the same team they were last year when they faced the Pens, who are essentially the same team they were last year (Marian Hossa, hasn't really made a dent, HONESTLY!), they are not going to win tonight, or come back from 3-0, to take the series, let's be honest with ourselves!

Would I like them to win? YES! Are they going to win? NO! The Pens have become too good and too powerful and the Sens have...I actually have no fucking clue what happened to the Sens.

Its ok Dany, we can get drunk, listen to emo music, cry, gorge ourselves on ice cream, and yell at the television when, husband no. 6, Sidney Crosby raises The Cup...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!

Rick Nash has just usurped Sidney Crosby's position of husband no. 5, making Crosby husband no. 6!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry darling, you've been loosing it lately, I know, I know you're in the playoffs right now and don't have time to drive me to my yoga classes, my booster juice dates with my friends, or secret sales at Aritzia but you know that you have to earn my love!

Remember what happened to fellow husband Caleb Followill? Don't think because you're the Lord and Savoir of hockey means you're exempt from such punishments. If Lord Stanley comes before me, that's ok I respect and understand that, but don't think you'll be number one if I'm not number one...we'll talk in June ;)

...apparently its Rick Nash week here on 'Death of a Trend'

*sigh* isn't Rick the dreamiest?

Rick Nash Is The Boy Next Door

Ok so maybe I was a little bit harsh on Rick Nash with this post. I now stand corrected. Rick is no douche bag, Rick is the boy next door! Sweet, adorable, personable, inexplicably irresistible, AND in the summer he mows the lawn with no shirt on, WOO! I know if I ever meet him (which is like entirely possible because he lives in Toronto in the off season...OMG HE'S HERE!!!!!) it would be non-stop giggling and blushing, kind of like when I met Serge from Kasabian.

Ugh I can picture it now, me, 5'1, approaching Rick Nash, 6'4: "excuse me Rick... eheheheheheh...I um...hehehehehe...think you're amazing...hehehehehe...would you sign this napkin for me...hehehehehehe...its not for me, its for my um aheh brother...hehehehehe"


Oh god! I'm mortified just thinking about it.

Too bad Columbus didn't make the playoffs, I thought they would but alas 'twas not meant to be...but how amazing would it be, Stanley Cup Finals: Columbus vs. Washington, CAN YOU STAND IT???????

Sorry, its in my nature to cheer for the underdogs, POWER TO THE PEOPLE, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!

Waxin' Idiotic

So I was just thinking today about the different teams playing in the playoffs and who would probably loose the first round *cough* Boston *cough*, then I started thinking about all the superstars playing in the playoffs (ie Peter Forsberg), then I started thinking about who I'd like to make the Stanely Cup finals, the East vs West Game. Now clearly you would assume either Pittsburgh or Ottawa right? Because both teams I hold close to my heart, right? Actually I don't want either team to make the finals...I mean I'd totally be stoked if they did make it to game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals but I really, really, really, want Washington to make it!!!
Why? Two words: Alexander.Ovechkin.


I know, I know, I'm like the only Canadian that doesn't want Crosby to win the cup, and it kind contradicts all my sarcasm, and all my insane posts about how he's my fifth husband etc. etc. but admit it, if Crosby won the cup, it would be boring, expected; remember when he scored on Ryan Miller in the Winter Classic game, I was TOOOOOOOOTALLY stoked but after my 5 minutes of joy passed I was like "So Sidney Corosby scored again and won the game...oh..."

Its not shocking or exciting when Crosby does something great because: a)Of COURSE he could accomplish all these things, he's THAT good; and b)he's kind of boring, like no personality at all! He's all screaming and jumping up and down on the ice, hugging it out with his teammates but then when interviewed, he reverts back into robot mode...BORING!!!!!


Alexander Ovechkin is anything but boring. He's electric on the ice and electric off the ice. Ovechkin's more up to the task of being a superstar than Crosby is. Homeboy can hardily speak English and yet he gives the best pre/post-game interviews LIKE EVER! Plus Ovechkin is a one man team, he scores, he assists, he checks, he fights, he deeks, he heals the sick, and he brings back people from the dead. I know its the law that if you love Crosby then you HAVE to hate Ovechkin but srsly watch a Caps game, watch Ovechkin, have you seen anyone move like him, he's fucking amazing!!! This season, I repeat THIS SEASON, Ovechkin is ahead of Crosby by like miles.


I know, what some will probably say, that Pittsburgh is one of the top teams in the league and yea I totally agree, they're amazing BUT Washington made the playoffs because of one man: Ovechkin. The question is can he take them all they way? If they win the cup, it will be the ultimate Cinderella story!!!!

I think Crosby an amazing player and I admire his dedication and what he brings to the game but he just doesn't have that 'X' factor that Ovechkin has, ya know? And I just think it would be an awesome shake up if the 'Little Engine That Could' AKA Washington, went all the way, wouldn't that just totally blow your mind??????


PS He was Pierre McGuire's Monster Player of the Year! Sidney didn't even make the All-Monster team, I'm just saying...

Sidney Crosby: Mother-in-law approved

Dear Sidney Crosby,

My mum (your mother-in-law) said during the anthems tonight: "you know what? he's not just a hockey player he's a very handsome young man", CLEARLY I concurred! You're smoking hot! You know that you're hot (in theory anyways) but DUDE you're awkward is hell and can't dress for shit! I love you and everything, you're my fifth husband but DUDE you are the most awkward person in history.

I've been spending a lot of time with Rick Nash lately, and he's just like so chill, and so cool. Since Columbus didn't make the playoffs, he's been taking me out to dinner and stuff, and he's just so funny, and cute but in like a really hot way...ya know? Anyways he's waiting for me, he's arranged this romantic skyline dinner downtown, ugh how sweet, I'll talk to you soon!



Love,
Nicole

PS yey you won tonight!!!! And tell Jordo to score already!!!!!!!!

Hockey Movies: Airborne (1993)

Cast:
Shane McDermott as Mitchell Goosen
Seth Green as Wiley
Brittany Powell as Nikki
Chris Conrad as Jack
Jack Black as Augie


IMDB says:

"Mitchell Goosen is sixteen/seventeen year old kid from California who loves to surf and roller blade. Yet, his parents, who are two zoologists were given a grant to work in Australia. The only problem was: Mitchell couldn't go with them. So, he gets sent to stay with his aunt, uncle, and cousin in Cincinnati, Ohio. When he arrives, he meets his cousin who is also his new roommate for the next six months: Wiley. Mitchell then goes to school and gets on the bad side the high school hockey players. Mitchell and Wiley end up enduring weeks of torture from the guys. Then, the big guys and Mitchell and Wiley have to learn to get along to try to beat the Central High School rivals in a competition down Devil's Backbone."


Ok so its not exactly a hockey movie, but there is hockey in the movie, and hockey players AND it has the oldest hockey story of all time: The poor kids vs. the rich bitches. Except in this movie, the boys take to the streets to battle AKA a lame Rollerblade race down devil's back bone that apparently runs the entire breadth of Cincinnati,who knew? Why is this a good hockey movie? Well not only does it combine two of the greatest sports ever (hockey and surfing) it features a young Jack Black AND Chris Conrad, I had the hugest crush on him for like a decade!



Weak Ponits:
-Dialogue
-Plot
-Plot Development
-Too much cheese
-Seth Green
-Seth Green's flat ironed hair
-Soundtrack
-The lack of hockey



Strong Points:
-Chris Conrad
-The Hispanic gangster dude being on the hockey team!
-The endless inside jokes I have, that have come from this movie
-Pepe the shark
-How ridiculous Mitchell is/was
-How ridiculous the clothes were at the time and omg I totally wore pants like that...anyways, heh

Would I recommend it?
This is the type of movie you watch on a Saturday afternoon, whilst still in your pajamas. Its fun its ridiculous! If you're looking for a movie that's mildly entertaining that doesn't require any brain cells to enjoy, well then this movie is for you!

PS I LOVE this movie...wow what does that say about me

Ryan Holloweg has no rhythm

Ryan Holloweg is on the New York Rangers, who got merkked by my boys, the Pens, yesterday (OMG and Dubie almost sliced up Malkin's face). Anyways, Holly is known as a pest, an agitator...I know New York has Avery AND Holloweg, clearly the coaching staff is coming up with a new strategy to win games: the bitch strategy.

I never really had an opinion about Holloweg either which way. Sure he's in a band with my boyfriend , Marc Staal, and rocks the Eddie Vedder hair circa 1997, and is kind of annoying during games, however, I've never bothered to decide whether I like him or not, and this really isn't helping his case:



OK yea this is hilarious. He can't dance, he's acting a fool and this sort of shit brings guys together for some reason; personally I don't get it but athletes are a different kind of breed. On the other hand, however, the only type of guy who would do this kind of pre-game ritual and allow it to be recorded is a douche bag, TRUST

...I know a douche bag in the NHL, who knew???

SO here I am wondering, do I hate on Holloweg, or do I tolerate him because he and my boyfriend are kind of tight. He seems like a fun guy that all his teammates like but he's also a douche bag, oh the moral dilemma

Celebrity Playlists, ITS WAR: Me VS. Cam Ward

I only have one reason for disliking Cam[eron] Ward, and its a damn good reason! Anyone would agree...well anyone outside of Alberta (oh snap!)

I was browsing iTunes' celebrity playlists and they had a bunch of playlists from hockey players, I could hate on Ryan Miller some more because he actually states that Poison has some good songs (really??? what fucked up universe does Miller come from?) but I decided on Cam[eron] Ward because even though they both openly state that they like Nickelback, Cam[eron] Ward is better looking than Ryan Miller and I'd rather have Ward's pic on my blog than Miller's, truth be told!

What????? Miller's face is TOOOOOOTALLY lopsided...hey this blog is meant to be judgmental and superficial, so don't hate!

Cam[eron] Ward's Celebrity Playlist:



1)Fix you-Coldplay
Cam[eron] says: I like how it starts mellow and then the guitar solo takes over
I say: Oh, we know how I feel about this song!

2)Oh be joyful-Matthew Good
Cam[eron] says: It' a very upbeat song
I say: I can't argue with Matt Good, he's like a god to me but srsly Cam[eron] couldn't you come up with a better justification than that?!?!?!?!

3)Over my head-The Fray
Cam[eron] says: no explanation given
I say: I don't think I've ever met someone who actually likes The Fray

4)Move along-All American Rejects
Cam[eron] says: More recent, new flavour
I say: Cam[eron] is a real Shakespeare, eh? Nice explanation, dude! PS I can't hate All American Rejects are like a HUGE guilty pleasure of mine!

5)Point to Proove-Theory of a Dead Man
Cam[eron] says: I like the heavy guitar and the singer's voice
I say: Oh you mean Theory of a Nickel Creed??? NOW this I can hate on. This band is so bad! They had to show up on a Much Music reality television show just to get some press...with that said I'd totally 'get down' with the lead singer in a heartbeat!
6)Everlong-Foo Fighters
Cam[eron] says: I like the intro that carries over into the song
I say: I'm not going to lie, I love this song!
7)Rockstar-Nickleback
Cam[eron] says: Nickelback is one of my favourite bands
I say: This is the reason why I cannot like Cam[eron] Ward; he openly admits to liking Nickelback. Wayne Gretzky is also on my blacklist because he appeared in this very video! WOW I think I've solved the great mystery that is, 'who are Nickleback's fans?': Hockey players and Albertans.

8)The Rising-Bruce Springsteen
Cam[eron] says: no explanation given
I say: I LOVE The Boss, good job Cam[eron]!

9)Galvanize-Chemical Brothers
Cam[eron] says: I like the beats and bass
I say: I'm pretty sure Cam[eron] likes this song, not because he's a fan of electronica/trip hop/big beat, but because every single frickin' arena plays Galvanize in between plays! Don't believe me? For proof CLICK HERE!

10)The Hand That Feeds-Nine Inch Nails
Cam[eron] says: I like the guitar solos during the song
I say: Again, my skepticism kicks in, and I'm like 100% sure that Cam[eron] just heard this song on the radio and decided that he liked it, not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just saying, Cam[eron] isn't an NIN fan, ya know?

11)Because of you-Nickelback
Cam[eron] says: heavy guitar that gets you fired up
I say: Surprise, surprise, Nickelback makes another appearance. When I first heard this song, it made me laugh...its that bad!

The Verdict: Cam[eron] Ward's musical taste isn't entirely unfortunate BUT the fact that Nickelback is mentioned not once but TWICE and the fact that he openly laments that Nickelback is one of his favourite bands, Cam[eron], your Playlist sucks!!!!!!!

PS I think you also need to take a creative writing class in the off-season, I know Hockey players aren't exactly the brightest of the bunch but come on dude, this is the best you can do???? Maybe I just expect too much from you guys...

So then Jimmy was like, "do you want to try acid", and I was like "OK" :

This video is fucking AMAZING!

The song? fucking EPIC!

I love the Chemical Brothers, everytime I listen to them they make me feel like the club kid I should have been

...oh Amsterdam, it was never meant to be

The Explanation

SEARS CATALOGUE!!!!!!!!


Doesn't this remind you of what your dad would wear? Not your hot, young talented, uber rich, fifth husband!!!!!! Oh Sidney, darling, what will we do with you?

So you might be asking yourself, 'what makes the Croz hot as hell?', I've asked myself that question many-a-time and I think I've figured it out.

Its Sidney's talent that makes him hot; its the fact that he isn't a huge douche bag (although he really should be because he's a hockey player); he's so soft spoken and respectful; because we really don't know all that much about him (watch his interviews carefully, does he really say anything that would give us any idea as to what kind of person he is off the ice...not really); because he's got a hot, albeit awkward, body; and that he's a big brother and likes being a big brother (tnaw so cute).

He isn't suave, he isn't cool, he can't dress, is reaaaaaaaaalllllllyyyyyyy socially inept (which is odd considering he's been in the spotlight since childhood) AKA is ain't no Tom Brady *drools* BUT ask any woman and they would, they SO would!

Dreaming over Crosby is like doing astrophysics, you have no fucking clue why, you just know that it makes sense

Richard Ashcroft Is.

Dick's quite a fugly but man, what a voice! what emotion! Every time I listen to one of his songs I completely fall in love!





How is he not more famous? His music is way better than what Chris Martin tortures us with. I mean how was 'fix you' a good song? Really can someone please explain it to me because I just don't get it? pretentious, trying to hard, overreaching, ugh Coldplay this is what has become of you...oh how I miss the good ole 'rush of blood to the head' days, their best effort to date, am I wrong?

Richard Ashcroft > Coldplay, End.of.story.

Shut up and smile 'cause you just cut into me

Mike Comrie gets to tap that...and no one is jealous

L.O.L. @ the New York Rangers' site, featuring the Rangers/Islanders rivalry, sticking it to Comrie for dating Hilary Duff. The caption for one of the pictures says:

'Rangers goaltender Henrik Lundqvist denies a shot by Hilary Duff's boyfriend, Mike Comrie'


LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

Unless you're an idiot, or a twat, then you would have noticed that's a jab at Comrie, as if to say "you're dating her ??? really???...AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

Srsly, is there anything more pansy ass than dating Hilary Duff? Look at Aaron Carter and Joel Madden, do they scare you? Do they strike you as the type that could fuck your shit up? NO! because they both dated Hilary Duff! You can't be that badass if the Duff makes you carry her low fat vanilla latte from Starbucks. Sure she's pretty but she ain't hot. Try as she might, she just isn't sexy, nor is she very interesting. Plus Miley Cyrus is totally usurping her throne of tween queen; no doubt she will surpass the Duff's accomplishments! How do I know? Well, was Hilary ever invited to the Oscars???? EXACTLY!!!

See what I mean when I say hockey players get shafted! Even their celebrity conquests are lame!


Poor Hilary, she will always be Lizzie McGuire...

I heart Caleb Followill MGMT

Since Caleb has decided he's going to cheat on me, I've decided we should separate for a while, you know evaluate our relationship a little. I knew he'd be a challenge, he'd make me cry, he'd break my heart over and over again, but still I chose to be with him because he's uber talented, fucking beautiful, and a tortured soul, plus he writes me SUCH beautiful songs!!!

Tell me could you look into his green eyes and say no??? do you have some superhuman iron will??? I highly doubt that, so don't judge me!


Anyways someone has to fill my rock n' roll void and I nominate Andrew Van Wyngarden from MGMT, why? Well he's really pretty, and his music is what acid should be like, and he's got great hair, and he's in a band and he's really pretty!

So until Caleb some how comes up with a plan to win me back, Andrew darling, you're taking his place!!!!