Just some food for thought, everyone says he's wasting his time in Columbus, I mean I won't comment either which way, all I'm saying is there is a prophecy that needs to be fulfilled; a hockey dynasty with a 4 decade cup drought (embarrassing), a number one draft pick floundering in the west, his hometown calling, you connect the dots...
Also he'd never have to pay for a drink in this town, EVER! Think about that Rick|!
Hubba, hubba, mi amour! So in the videos he`s in under armour saying words, fun right?
He`s so cute and so Canadian~ and I just want to go fishing with him, and riding in his Chevy Silverado with him, and drink gross domestic beer like Coors Light with him *sigh* My school girl crush on Rick Nash est. 2002, is still going strong these videos display why...oh and you know its true love because I totally fell for him when he had frosted tips, if that isn`t love then I don`t know what is!
PS I`m pretty sure that Rick`s hair cut is what Tom Croft is going for but doesn`t have the hair follicles to back to up, tnawww
...okay, Jared Boll was there too...and Mike Commodore...and Derick Brassard...and Steve Mason.
I'm liking this idea very, GQ! Although I object to Steve Mason, he's not hot at all, not even ugly hot like Mike Commodore, just not hot.
Haha, I love how Brassard was the only one interested in the finished product, 'did they get my good side?' the rest of them were like 'are we done? Sweet! Let's go online and play call of duty'
This video is iron clad proof that outside of hockey, beer, and video games hockey players don't know anything, did you see their reactions? They stared at the calendar like for 10 minutes, as if they didn't understand what it was, oh boys!
Cabbie's a national treasure, I swear! He got Sidney Crosby to make a sexual innuendo and that my friends is not easy. Also Rick Nash talks about our relationship while pretending to talk about his stick, so sweet!
I'm sorry that I've neglected to psychotically fan girl over you. Its been a busy summer. Those rugby boys with their short shorts and farmer's tans really distracted me, and I neglected our imaginaryreally serious relationship.
It was touch and go for a while, because Tom Croft was taller than you, and Jamie Roberts doesn't swallow his G's in his present participles, and Tommy Bowe blinded me with his bravado, you almost got lost in the mix but my love for you has remained constant, ever since I was 14 and you were 18, with frosted tips.
So now that Team Canada's training camp is over, and you're starting to play exhibition games, AND your hair has grown back, we can get back on track!
I've missed you, have you missed me? Remember when picture posts were almost always Rick Nash picture posts? Ok yea, so Tom Croft has kind of taken over but that doesn't matter because he can't skate like you! And Jamie can't score like you! And Tommy doesn't have a life sized bobble head of himself in his office...And none of them signed a $62.4 million contract....ahem!
What I'm trying to say is, we're back on, baby! I hope you know what Louboutins to get me for Christmas, here's a hint they're electric blue suede ;)
Here's a commercial that Rick did for Jake's House. Which is an organization that supports the families of children with autism...yes they support the children as well (lol).
How cute is he? He cut his hair now. I'm not sure I like it. On OTR he looked like he belonged on a John Deer, not in my harem of husbands. Oh baby, does Jamie Roberts need to replace you? But, let's not go into that.
And I won't talk about how it irks me that he swallows the 'g' in present participles because that would be quite rude in light of his charity work and the fact that he won the Foundation Player award this year. So no we won't mention that at all.
So Sports Illustrated has a hockey-celebirty look-a-like thing going on and some of them are bang on and some of them are waaaaaaaaaaaaay off. i.e. Look who they paired with Rick Nash:
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
I mean, I suppose they're similar in that they are both of Anglo-Irish-Scottish decent, the both have the same chin (sort of), and they both have crazy hair but that's about it!!!!!!! How could they pair the hotness that is Rick Nash with...that?
Ugh, American publications, they'll never get hockey right.
Hey, remember when we were all excited because Rick Nash and the Columbus Blue Jackets made it into the playoffs for the first time in history? Well remember how everyone thought that, um, they would either be playing Calgary or Vancouver in the first round? You know 'cause they had a shot at progressing to the second round with those two teams, they had a chance, right?
Well now they have zero chance! ZERO CHANCE AT ALL!!!!!!!!! Why? Um, well, the team they are set to play in the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs is: THE ALMIGHTY DETROIT RED WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea they're up against the defending cup champs and Mike Babcock's Jedi mind tricks! I don't need to tell you! You know what's up! You know that the Jackets will be put down quickly and quietly! This ain't no 7 game series! This is a 4 game(5 at the most) massacre!
Its time to wipe those smiles off your faces, boys, and get ready for the cottage!
My baby, the apple of my eye, the love of my life, Rick Nash (and the Columbus Blue Jackets) has officially clinched his playoff spot!!!!!!!!!!!! For the first time in franchise history the Blue Jackets have a shot at Lord Stanley, and they were lead by none other than my love Rick Nash.
I don't need to tell you how important this is. Nash has never been to the playoffs. I know, wtf because he's an amazing player, he deserves it more than anyone! Do we need a refresh?
Damn, that never gets old!
Why is this so important? Let's just say Nash has fulfilled is contractual and personal obligations to the Blue Jackets and now whispers around the league is that he wants to come home, he wants the blue and white uniform. Will it happen? Its very probable, VERY!
I mean how bad would it look if Rick Nash actually tried, and won 10 million - 1?
When you're playing with a kid, you have to let them win...unless you're playing dodge ball then all bets are off. I'm evil, I know.
Do you love how humble the boy was, he was so 'meh' about the whole situation. If I beat Rick Nash, at anything, I'd be doing a victory dance, asking him 'who's your daddy?'...this is why that blonde little boy is better than me!
PS Rick needs to work on that posture, what will our family portraits look like? geez, Rick get it together!
I don't know why but when I was watching this I just burst out laughing. Maybe it was because he's so big and awkward; maybe it was his goofy hair; maybe its the combination of the two. Whatever Rick is simultaneously hot and adorable, a feat not everyone can pull off! Enjoy people!
Last night my delinquent little brother, the leafs played, my husband and the blue jackets. And shockingly enough, my little snot nosed brother actually held his own, all the way to shoot-outs! But they should have known better, you can't beat Rick Nash in shoot-outs, PLEASE!
I really wanted the Blue Jackets to win, so they could be in a playoff spot. See in the western conference, you can win 5 games be in 6th place and then loose 1 and then all of a sudden you're in 11th place, its THAT tight of a race over there! So the blue jackets need to fight every night to make it to the playoffs, so Rick Nash can come home to me, in Toronto and possibly bring Lord Stanley with him
...that might be wishful thinking but like I've always said Rick Nash only ever wanted to bring the jackets to the playoffs, he never said he wanted to win them a cup. And as of today, they're in the playoffs...and he's a free-agent this season. Come home Rick, come home!
Anyways...
The officials seemed to be out to lunch yesterday. In the first period the blue jackets *cough*Raffi Torres*cough* made some questionable hits and there was no penalty called. And when Jared Boll knocked over Pogge, Schenn had enough of this foolishness:
With his iron grip it seems like Schenn tired to be like 'listen, bitch I am sick of yo shit! stop it or youse getting a beat down', Boll did not head his warning and went for a punch, and Schenn just wrestled him down and was like 'look man, I don't think you understand, I WILL fuck you up!'. Despite my primodial attraction to Boll, I was very proud of our Luke. Standing up for his goalie, his team, even Uncle Brian was proud!
LOL then after the commentators were like 'euuuu Luke, don't fight with that guy! You're better than that. Don't waste your time on him' They're so disgusted with Boll, LMAO
Things got so heated last night that even Little Shake, Kris Russell, tried to get into some action with Dominic Moore. Tnawwww, Little Shake, leave the fights to the big boys, ok baby?
Against the Almighty Detroit Red Wings. In overtime. In Columbus. AND remained sexy while doing so. This is why Rick Nash is a beast, this is why he's husband no. 5.
Oh he wants it guys, he wants that playoff run, that shot at Lord Stanley, his first career appearance.
Can you believe it, Rick 'f*cking' Nash has never made the playoffs in the NHL? I don't think there's a player out there today who deserves it more than him. Spending his career thus far in a market that has been slow growing, and the players lacklustre. Everyone always said, unless Columbus can get players that can play with Nash, they ain't making the playoffs. Scary to think Commodore might be one of those players (he got two assists last night, wtf?). But Fliatov looks promising. He's been amazing straight off the bat (like Luke Schenn) but will he develop in time? And will Rick wait that long? Isn't he a free agent at the end of this season? Rick never said he wanted to bring a cup to Columbus, being cautious not to make such a loaded promise, he's only ever said he wants to bring them to the playoffs, for the first time in franchise history and after that who knows...
Please let it happen. Columbus is on the brink. Currently 9th place in the Western Conference you need to be at least 8th to make the playoffs. Please boys, bring Nash to the playoffs! Do it for your Captain!
Doan:Hey Rick, I think our gloves make us look like storm troopers Nash: You would think that!
Thornton: Storm Troopers you say?
Nash: Storm Troopers? Where'd he get Storm Troopers. I mean if I'm going to be anyone from the Star Wars universe its going to be Luke Skywalker! Lyke srsly...
Nash: and then he was like 'our gloves make us look like storm troopers'. Getzlaf: Storm Troopers? Pffft, what's that all about? Where'd he get that from? It wasn't from me? 'Cause I've never even seen Star Wars. None of the six movies. or any of the novels. or books on tape. I know on facebook it says that I think George Lucas is a cinematic genius but that wasn't me it was...someone hacked...Correy Perry it was all Correy Perry!
Nash: I know right? Storm Troopers! I think its quite obvious that I'd be a Jedi Knight Tkachuk: Jedi Knight? Girlfriend, please! Youse a padiwan!
Nash: I'll be a Jedi Knight someday, won't I? Tkachuk: A Jedi Master you will be, my young apprentice
Nash: Evil Sith- I mean Evil East with not take puck!
Hejduk: Duuuuude that was hotter than Natalie Portman in The Clone Wars
Nash: must.use.jedi.powers.
BOYS NIGHT OUT!
Iggy: hmmmm which light sabre-I mean stick. I said stick! Which stick should I use, AHEM Nash: suuuuure
Everytime I see Rick Nash in either video or picture I giggle like a little school girl and am completely inconsolable because Rick is my ultimate, the most realistic out of all my husbands. While my other husbands are 70 or fictional or awkward, Rick is a regular guy, attainable, if you will. Now I'm not saying I have a chance with Rick because I absolutely don't, I'm not delusional, all I'm saying is that in reality, my real life paramours and crushes, resemble Rick the most.
...now that I think about it, it may be time for me to edit my list, no?
So charmed that I totally did not grit my teeth when my beloved Rick Nash said he listens to country and that his favourite song is probably a country song.
Rick is so charming even when he's trying not to be.
and Shawshank Redemption? Babe, how OBVIOUS...but really what am I expecting, he's a hockey player, I should be thankful that he didn't mention Nickelback and The Trailer Park Boys movie
He probably owns a pick-up truck...a black pick-up truck...a Ford- nay, a Chevy Silverado, TRUST ME!
Today's Theme: Rick Nash looking damn fine while being a gamer nerd
Rick Nash's fashion sense hovers just above Sidney Crosby's which means he doesn't have any BUT that shirt with 3 buttons unbuttoned, sleeves rolled up to a 3/4 length ; those jeans with that wash, that fit; and that tan, mm mm mmmmm!
I am now reminded why Rick Nash is husband no. 5 *sigh* Strange how in a matter of months we went from this to THIS, love's funny like that...
