Sunday, April 12, 2009

They Fade Like Starlight To a Glimmer


Hey, remember when we were all excited because Rick Nash and the Columbus Blue Jackets made it into the playoffs for the first time in history? Well remember how everyone thought that, um, they would either be playing Calgary or Vancouver in the first round? You know 'cause they had a shot at progressing to the second round with those two teams, they had a chance, right?

Well now they have zero chance! ZERO CHANCE AT ALL!!!!!!!!! Why? Um, well, the team they are set to play in the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs is: THE ALMIGHTY DETROIT RED WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea they're up against the defending cup champs and Mike Babcock's Jedi mind tricks! I don't need to tell you! You know what's up! You know that the Jackets will be put down quickly and quietly! This ain't no 7 game series! This is a 4 game(5 at the most) massacre!

Its time to wipe those smiles off your faces, boys, and get ready for the cottage!

*sigh*

Hardest sports championship indeed!

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