Showing posts with label sears catalogue. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sears catalogue. Show all posts

Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Explanation

SEARS CATALOGUE!!!!!!!!


Doesn't this remind you of what your dad would wear? Not your hot, young talented, uber rich, fifth husband!!!!!! Oh Sidney, darling, what will we do with you?

So you might be asking yourself, 'what makes the Croz hot as hell?', I've asked myself that question many-a-time and I think I've figured it out.

Its Sidney's talent that makes him hot; its the fact that he isn't a huge douche bag (although he really should be because he's a hockey player); he's so soft spoken and respectful; because we really don't know all that much about him (watch his interviews carefully, does he really say anything that would give us any idea as to what kind of person he is off the ice...not really); because he's got a hot, albeit awkward, body; and that he's a big brother and likes being a big brother (tnaw so cute).

He isn't suave, he isn't cool, he can't dress, is reaaaaaaaaalllllllyyyyyyy socially inept (which is odd considering he's been in the spotlight since childhood) AKA is ain't no Tom Brady *drools* BUT ask any woman and they would, they SO would!

Dreaming over Crosby is like doing astrophysics, you have no fucking clue why, you just know that it makes sense

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Velvet Painting???

OK, so:



what -- what is this? Srsly, NOT ATTRACTIVE!!!!! At. All. Who approved this cover??? ESPN srsly needs a male Anna Wintour ASAP because this just ain't cutting it!

I love how awkward he looks (as per usual); he has NO idea what to do with that hat. Oh Sidney Crosby, never suave, never cool, forever awkward, forever Sears catalogue. This is the face of hockey, ladies and gentlemen.



PS LOVE the hair on his arms...what? I like hair, sue me!

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Coles Notes On The NHL


Raffi Torres of the Edmonton Oilers is out for the rest of the season because of a torn ACL or some shit. I'm really going to miss his bleach blonde goatee...

PHOTO SHOPPED!!!! Husband no. 5 is on the cover of January's issue of Men's Fitness and um...Sidney's no male model let's put it that way! Ugh his hair, it kills me, clearly he hasn't been reading any of my fan mail! Jordan Staal really needs to give homeboy some pointers either that or Crosby needs to start watching America's next top model; Practice in the mirror Crosby, smile with your eyes, be aware of your body!


The All-Star starting line-ups have been announced:

East

Sidney Crosby - Crosby, starting in the All Star game, NO WAI!
Vincent Lecavalier - Vinny playing on a line that doesn't include St. Louis and Richards, NO WAI!
Daniel Alfredsson - Alfie playing on a line that doesn't include Spezza and Heatley, NO WAI!

Andrei Markov
- Meh, whatevs
Zdeno Chara - Genetic freak...who can fuck a bitch up!

Martin Brodeur - Brodeur??? What about Lundqvist???? BOO!

West

Henrik Zetterberg
- WERD!!!
Pavel Datsyuk - uh sure, whatever works!
Jarome Iginla - SCORE! Iggy is the best player in the NHL, skilled player, fearless leader, and a genuinely nice guy, I VOTED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!

Nicklas Lidstrom
- yea I voted for you too...the 2nd time around
Dion Phaneuf - ~*fierce*~, don't disappoint me Dion, I voted for you...the 5th time around

Roberto Luongo
- Count Chocula is ready to shut out the East...Dude get a haircut!


OY! Where's Ovechkin??? He better make the team, that kid's on fire, NO LIE!

Monday, December 03, 2007

SEARS CATALOGUE!!!!!!

I don't know why I've never posted these, they're so fucking hilarious it hurts!!!!
WORK IT BOYS!!!!!!! (from the 2007 NHL awards)

The jacket over the shoulder, that's so Zach Morris of you Jordo!
'Don' quit your day job Sidney...no seriously, please don't...like for real, DON'T!!!

Hands on the hips, taking pointers from Paris Hilton, are we? PS nice shoes


Apparently mad hockey skillz, a rockin' bod, AND good looks can't mask the fact that Crosby's a HUGE nerd!!!