
Raffi Torres of the Edmonton Oilers is out for the rest of the season because of a torn ACL or some shit. I'm really going to miss his bleach blonde goatee...

The All-Star starting line-ups have been announced:

East
Sidney Crosby - Crosby, starting in the All Star game, NO WAI!
Vincent Lecavalier - Vinny playing on a line that doesn't include St. Louis and Richards, NO WAI!
Daniel Alfredsson - Alfie playing on a line that doesn't include Spezza and Heatley, NO WAI!
Andrei Markov - Meh, whatevs
Zdeno Chara - Genetic freak...who can fuck a bitch up!
Martin Brodeur - Brodeur??? What about Lundqvist???? BOO!
West
Henrik Zetterberg - WERD!!!
Pavel Datsyuk - uh sure, whatever works!
Jarome Iginla - SCORE! Iggy is the best player in the NHL, skilled player, fearless leader, and a genuinely nice guy, I VOTED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!
Nicklas Lidstrom - yea I voted for you too...the 2nd time around
Dion Phaneuf - ~*fierce*~, don't disappoint me Dion, I voted for you...the 5th time around
Roberto Luongo - Count Chocula is ready to shut out the East...Dude get a haircut!
OY! Where's Ovechkin??? He better make the team, that kid's on fire, NO LIE!
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