SEARS CATALOGUE!!!!!!

I don't know why I've never posted these, they're so fucking hilarious it hurts!!!!
WORK IT BOYS!!!!!!! (from the 2007 NHL awards)

The jacket over the shoulder, that's so Zach Morris of you Jordo!

'Don' quit your day job Sidney...no seriously, please don't...like for real, DON'T!!!

Hands on the hips, taking pointers from Paris Hilton, are we? PS nice shoes


Apparently mad hockey skillz, a rockin' bod, AND good looks can't mask the fact that Crosby's a HUGE nerd!!!