Sunday, December 02, 2007

GIRL CRUSH: Eva Green

Eva Green is like the hottest woman alive!

Why?

Well she's got the perfect nose, beautiful lips, deep piercing blue eyes, a banging 'real woman' body, porcelain skin, brown flowing hair, girl knows how to work it AND she's fucking nuts!

You've all seen her in Casino Royale, right? Even though she was smokin'; a bond girl with a brain (who knew), it didn't really showcase her acting abilities, at times I felt emabarassed for her, I mean the lines they gave her...are you kidding me??? But what of her first movie? The controversial "The Dreamers" directed by the genius Bernardo Bertolucci, starring Michael Pitt and Louis Garrel. Despite its NC-17 rating, its a beautiful movie, very European, as in North American puritans just won't get it, but Eva? Eva was a dream! And yes you get to see all of Eva and my god she's beautiful

Her breasts are perfect, oh how I wish my breasts looked like hers! Her figure totally feminine, curves in the right places, lean not skinny, soft skin, a woman's body, a body that women covet! a body fit to be Sandro Botticelli's muse. no plastic tits, hairless vagina, horrible orange fake tan, that men covet, pfff what do men know about the perfect woman,anyway?

Eva's presence is haunting, when I see her, whether it be on screen, or in print I can't help but stare until the page is turned or until the scene changes. I love they way her nose and lips meet in the middle of her face like a tied up bow; her voice, sultry and sophisticated; her smile, her playful come hither smile, oh fuck, how is anybody expected to resist this woman?


And can we please talk about her fashion sense. I don't understand why the media goes bat shit crazy over people like Kate Bosworth and Sienna Miller (when they're just rip offs of Kate Moss anyway) when Eva brings it. She not only wears haute couture but she owns it, so much that she's the face of Dior, and John Galliano's muse! She's never boring, never safe, always dramatic, over the top, and fuck she looks fabulous 100% of the time! No one else could pull off what she wears, why? because of that knock out body of hers, her superstar presence on the red carpet AND she's crazy enough to pull off big bows and dramatic make-up; she's crazy, the outfit's crazy, it all flows, it all works!

Oh Eva why can't I be you, why?

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