Mike Comrie gets to tap that...and no one is jealousL.O.L. @ the New York Rangers' site, featuring the Rangers/Islanders rivalry, sticking it to Comrie for dating Hilary Duff. The caption for one of the pictures says:
'Rangers goaltender Henrik Lundqvist denies a shot by Hilary Duff's boyfriend, Mike Comrie'
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
Unless you're an idiot, or a twat, then you would have noticed that's a jab at Comrie, as if to say "you're dating her ??? really???...AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"
Srsly, is there anything more pansy ass than dating Hilary Duff? Look at Aaron Carter and Joel Madden, do they scare you? Do they strike you as the type that could fuck your shit up? NO! because they both dated Hilary Duff! You can't be that badass if the Duff makes you carry her low fat vanilla latte from Starbucks. Sure she's pretty but she ain't hot. Try as she might, she just isn't sexy, nor is she very interesting. Plus Miley Cyrus is totally usurping her throne of tween queen; no doubt she will surpass the Duff's accomplishments! How do I know? Well, was Hilary ever invited to the Oscars???? EXACTLY!!!
See what I mean when I say hockey players get shafted! Even their celebrity conquests are lame!
Poor Hilary, she will always be Lizzie McGuire...
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