Jarret Stoll Gets Cold Feet

The LA King's centre has split with Rachel Hunter, and I'm not exactly broken up about it. AND it has nothing to do with the fact that I find Jarret Stoll incredibly attractive or because of the all the love letters I send him, heh.

But I digress, can't say I didn't see this coming. Rachel Hunter is hot, and seems nice enough but she used to date Sean Avery when, strangely enough, he played for the LA Kings, so its hard for me to care about her feelings. Sorry Rachel but you dug your own grave.

Obviously we don't know the whole story, all I can figure is, Stoll looked in the mirror one day and realized he was about to be married to Rod Stewart's ex-wife, Sean Avery's ex-girlfriend AND he was about to become the step father of two teenaged children, one of whom is only 10 years his junior.

He's only 27 years old, he probably wants to have fun, enjoy being young, rich, and hot and if he married Rachel Hunter, well I don't want to say his life would be over because that's not the case, but think about it: you're 27 years old, have enough money to enjoy the finer things in life would you want to give that up to live the life of someone in their mid to late thirties? AND be the main father figure to two children who aren't that much younger than yourself and in fact you are closer in age to the eldest child than you are to his mother? I don't think so!

I'm not saying that older women cannot date younger me, or vice versa, all I'm saying is, is that you need to be on the same page. Can you see Jarret Stoll being on the PTA; going to high school graduations, and giving 'the talk' before prom night?

At least he had the decency to do it before the wedding. And no he's not a jerk, he's from Saskatchewan:

EW!

I wouldn't say that I am a shallow person, per se. I was brought up to have strong opinions and my mother came from a time and place where women were ladies, and always put together, so that does have an affect on me. I wouldn't say that I'm this prissy girly girl because I love my track pants but sometimes, arbitrary opinions spring up into my mind that are sometimes cruel and always blunt. So, when I saw this photo I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Now I don't know if that's because I'm feeling a little queezey this morning or if its because Mike Comrie is friggin' disgusting OR if its a combination of the two.


I haven't posted about these two in a while but I've been saying this forever ~*Hil*~ is waaay too good for this douche bag.

Forget the black on black, forget the unfortunate footwear; look at that face, the receding hairline, his extreme paleness which is borderline transparent, his unsophisticated gait. Pair that with the rumours circa 2007, of coke fueled parties in Ottawa, f*cking Elisha Cuthbert, and any puck bunny with an orange tan and fake tits, AND his mediocre hockey skills.

Now tell me, do you think they make a good couple? Do you think he's good enough for her?

I mean look at that picture, his face is melting, its f*cking MELTING. Plus he's a pro athlete what's with the bloat, Comire? Ugh, he is so not attractive in anyway, shape, or form.

PS Has anyone else noticed that ~*Hil's*~ hotness has seriously taken a nose dive since she's been with him.? Single ~*Hil*~ was the hottest ~*Hil*~.

PPS But his dad's mega rich, so I suppose no matter that he looks like an overweight, balding, hick who fixes septic tanks, she'll probably stay with him because he can afford to buy her $100 000 cars. Damn, the women's movement, where did we go wrong?

Sell it, girlfriend!

"He's acutally the greatest American to play NHL History. Yea"

Willa Ford AKA Many Modano AKA Mike Modano's trophy wife on Chelsey Lately. NGL homegirl looks good! Is that nose real? who cares, its a good looking nose. ANYWAYS, the only reason I'm posting this is because she name drops Mike Modano and the Dallas Stars or Dallas StaR as she calls it, to sell her movie. Hey don't knock a girl for using what she's got to further her career, especially in the business that we call show!

10 bucks says she takes off her top and dies in the first half an hour!!!

Kind of off topic but my friend Mike once told me that if there aren't any boobs, its not a horror movie its a thriller. Which after watching a few horror movies I've found out that he's absolutely right, at least one chick always takes her top off...and then gets killed shortly after. I guess we know who the target audience is:

hmmm the feminist in me would anaylse that as highly misogonystic, chauvinistic, and degrading towards women but that's another post for another time, PEACE Y'ALL

Bitch, you did not just go there

Um excuse me? Did you really just insult Faye Dunaway who's a legend, a goddess, a real actor! You should have just left it at 'my fans don't really know who she is' did you really have to call a 68 year old woman ugly? Do you really have to be so bitchy towards your own sex? Have we not been shat on enough by men that you have to go ahead and join in on it too?

Yea Hilary I'm sure we'd all be pretty like you if we could afford veners, breast implants, a personal trainer, botox, lip injections, daily chemical peels, hair extentions, a team of make-up artists and hair stylists.

I like you less and less. What happened to, not even the Lizzie McGuire, Hilary, but the post Joel/ pre Mike, Hilary. That's when you were the best. You were single, brunette, sweet AND you toned down the tacky but now you're quite bitchy, and still very much tacky, and you're built like a linebacker. Sweetheart, you can't act, you can't sing, just resolve yourself to your fate of romantic comedies until you're 35 and and then some young talentless twat will call you ugly and old.

PS Adele snagged herself a Vogue cover! First Blake and now Adele! Plus sized, beautiful, TALENTED Adele, oh ~*Hil*~ you'll never be that girl :(. Omg can you imagine ~*Hil's*~ tacky, nouveau riche, fake nice girl act on a Vogue cover? NEVER!!!!!!!

Yeah, okay

Apparently ~*Hil*~ Duff and Ryan Gosling exchanged phone numbers and were flirting at some Hollywood dive. Could it be? ~*Hil*~ cheating on Mike? Finally taking my advice? Realizing she could do better? Somehow I doubt that.

First off ~*Hil*~ has notoriously shit taste in guys. From Aaron Carter to Joel Madden( who has been made hot by Nicole Richie and baby Harlow, who knew) to a rumoured fling with that guy from the Hills who isn't Brody or Spencer to Mike Comrie, an 'almost good' hockey player 'has been'. Ryan Gosling does not compute.

Second off, I doubt ~*Hil*~ is Ryan's type. Ryan has dated Sandra Bullock, Rachel McAdams and possibly Kiki Dunst. ~*Hil*~ does not compute.

Third off her and dead beat bf were vacationing in the Bahamas this past weekend because Mike Comrie sucks and will never be an All Star, and they looked pretty into each other.

BUT

if this is true, well played Hilary, well played!

Note to annoying slags: if you were suuuuch good friends with ~*Hil*~ how come she didn't make it to your lame ass wedding? Hm.

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY???

Hilary Duff - Reach Out - Official Music Video Premiere


What ~*Hil*~ wants to tell us with this video:

-She's got good taste in music (Joel Madden had absolutely no part in this song or teaching her how to shit on legendary songs, she did it ALL BY HERSELF GODDAMMIT!)

-She's sexy (even though girlfriend's got no rhythm and ZERO sex appeal...yea no one's jealous of her gorilla boyfriend)

-She's all grown up (but doesn't look a day older than her 'so yesterday' days)

-Knees are sexy (maybe if you're Amish)

-Wet knees are sexy (maybe if you're a kinky Amish)

-Dirty Mirrors are sexy ( I got nothing, it just really bothered me I mean who would let a mirror get that dirty)

-She can dance (except that she can't)

Let's for a minute, forget that she massacred an amazing song by a legendary band, shall we?

Ok so I totally understand what ~*Hil*~ is trying to do here; she wants to leave her Disney days behind. She doesn't want to be this cutesy, virginal, tween queen anymore, that's fair, non? ALSO she doesn't want to make shitty, ear bleeding inducing music anymore, which I think the entire human race can be grateful for EXCEPT Hilary Duff is not sexy, she's cute but not sexy and she isn't particularly talented!

Its really uncomfortable to watch as she slides down that dirty mirror pulsating her body or biting on that dude's thumb or caressing the sides of her breasts all the while looking at the camera with that "I am I doing it right?" look in her eyes. Its so awkward to watch, like a 14 year old trying to ho it up, its wrong and its desperate!

This video is good in theory but the execution was WAAAAAAAAAAAAY off, and let's not talk about the cheaply produced song! Besides Sugababes did it better, hun ;)

Justify my love

Why? Why is Sidney Crosby the object of my obsession? Why do I spent countless hours analyzing, fantasizing, mocking?

Sure he's a great hockey player but there are other hockey players that are great that I could easily fan girl over (Ovechkin, Malkin, E. Staal, Lecavalier). He's pretty good looking but he isn't a Brad Richards or a Shane O'Brien or a Jose Theodore OR a Brooks Laich (hubba hubba). He has the personality of a cardboard box, and is in no way the Captain that Jerome Iginla is but I digress, why am I 'in love'?

Well this pretty much sums it up:

Sidney Crosby: Thanks to everyone who helped me get my 100th goal and my 300th career point in the NHL. Thanks to my mom and dad and most of all my sister!


How cute is that? Thanking is little sister most of all!

Its his down to earth, boy next door, nature that gets me every time. Sure I want the drunken hot sex with Caleb Followill but in the end I want 4 kids, I huge backyard and a stay at home husband in Sidney Crosby, *sigh* its not impossible, just improbably but not impossible.



*(let's not think of Dominic Waldouck, who's giving Crosby a run for his money because in Dom you can have both hot sex and a white picket fence...)

Looks who's slumming it!

None of these girls are particularly stylish. Maybe if it were Blake Lively on the cover, with America Ferreria (yea traveling pants girls!) and Emma Watson, a style issue would make sense BUT Us weekly isn't really about style now is it? Its about publicity!

-LC is on the cover every other week, its her shtick, and now that she's a ~*real designer*~, why not use her usual soap box magazine, to sell more jersey dresses for $10 million dollars?

-Taylor Swift is on the cover because they're trying to make her happen...like mainstream happen. She's dating a Jonas brother, was at the VMAs, she's crossing over and what better way to cross over than a cover of US weekly?

-Hilary's on the cover because she has lyke a greatest hits album coming out, and a single, and lyke movies and stuff, so she like needs this so people can lyke remember who she is

Srsly, Hilary? Srsly???

I'm not saying that Lindsay Lohan's above doing a photo shoot for Us weekly, I'm just saying that she wouldn't need a reality tv star, and country's latest teen sensation to grace the cover along with her to make it bankable, ya know what I mean? ~*Linds*~ sells magazines, ~*Linds*~ is an A-lister in the fame game (not in the movie game though, far from it in fact). She was on the cover of Vanity Fair! Has ~*Hil*~ ever been on the cover of Vanity Fair?



Let me put this into perspective for you ~*Hil*~, Shenae Grimes made the cover of US weekly...sure she shared it with Silver BUT Sliver's on par with Shenae in terms of fame, they're costars, they're friends, whatever BUT she's been famous for all of 2 minutes and you've been famous since you were 13 and all you could get from US weekley was a badly stylized shoot (light pink dresses on pale, blonde girls with soft lighting, who does that?) with that chick from the Hills and, Joe Jonas' gf...

So I guess this means your fame is on par with Taylor Swift. With Lauren Conrad.

Girl, your stock has plummeted!

Don't believe me? Well here's an eye opener for you (if sharing a cover with LC wasn't enough):

HEIDI MONTAG GOT HER OWN COVER!!!!!!!


Omg, that's lyke totally sad ~*Hil*~...

I think you need a new boyfriend (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA) and I nominate Shia Labeouf, he may be a douche but he's sexier than Mike Comrie, and would definately boost your stock in Hollywood and then you could become friends with Megan Fox and lyke totally talk shit about ~*Linds*~, YES PLEASE!

Do it girl! 'Cause apparently, you're not that famous anymore...

Girl, you can do better

I know you'd never guess, because of this...and this...AND this but I like Hilary Duff. Not because I think she's a good role model (I don't believe in celebrities being role models for anything or anyone) or because she's a good actress/singer (because she's not) but because she's likable and because I haven't seen her vagina and she has that Valentino bag I want (now you know what to get me for Christmas ~*Hil*~). I just really dislike her boyfriend and the annoying slags that claim to be her friend. Its kind of like that friend you stop talking to because you can't stand their boyfriend well its the same with ~*Hil*~.

Am I the only one who thinks she can do a lot better. Doesn't she deserve someone better than a stumpy, 28 year old, mediocre hockey player, who has 5 years left in the league, if that? Elisha's got Dion, who's one of the top players in the league. Rachel Hunter bagged Jarret Stoll. Hilary, even Willa Ford did better than you did.

You're a bonafide celeb and you're telling me you can't do better than, Mike Comrie??????

Now I say this as a friend...BITCH, PLEASE!





~*Hil*~ being cute:

I know that hockey games can be intense ~*Hil*~ but it is only an Islanders game, its not that serious...

~*Hil*~ says: Wtf Mikey?
Indeed, that is your bf getting manhandled by Nigel Dawes

Yes, ~*Hil*~, this is what we call a Hockey fan

Oh you noticed too, eh? This is a Staal brother ~*Hil*~. Good looking, talented, a cup contender, sweet small town boy AKA not you're type at all

So what's it doing for him?

We know that Dion's philandering has gotten him a video game cover but what of Mike Comrie? What's boinking Lizzie McGuire got him? Sure he's gotten floor tickets to an LA Lakers game (boo!!!! go Celtics !!!!!!!!!) but in terms of his career, of endorsement deals, of being one of the faces of hockey????? What is Mike Comrie getting out of this?

NADA, that's what!

I guess its entirely possible that, he loves ~*Hil*~ for ~*Hil*~, and that this relationship is completely selfless and giving, etc. etc. etc. But unfortunately the tooth fair doesn't exist, we don't go to care bare land when we die AND the good guys rarely win. Do not be fooled people, this is the era of who you date or how much you're photographed can help further your career. Their relationship is on public display, they want us to watch, to fantasize about weddings and babies, so that we'll buy their albums, their clothing lines, and so the calls keeping coming from various sponsors/designers/organizers.

9 times out of 10 when you see candids of a celeb, they or their people have called various agencies to catch them going ~*grocery shopping*~ or ~*buying lattes*~ or ~*walking their dog(s)*~. Nothing is an accident when it comes to Hollywood, and Mike and Hilary are no different. BUT unfortunately for Michael it seems that Gatorade/RBK/Nike-Bauer/Under Armour hell even the NHL itself doesn't give a damn that Mike Comrie is boinking the Duff.

Why?

Sorry Mike! You'll never get to stand beside Peyton Manning, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!!

Probably because Mike had his shot for NHL stardom and fucked it up, probably in Edmonton, where he allegedly fucked someone's wife, but that's never been confirmed so who knows, right? *cough* Plus he's never developed into a standout player, sure on the New York Islanders he's the 2nd best player but guys its the New York Islanders, my delinquent little brother, the Toronto Maple Leafs, placed better than them! I'm pretty sure I'd be a star player on the NYI. When 2010 comes DO NOT be surprised when Steve Yzerman DOES NOT call Mike Comrie to be a part of Team Canada. I mean why would you want Comrie when you can have Crosby, Nash, Heatley, Richards, Staals (all 4), Spezza, Lecavalier, Doan, Keith, Green, Savard, St.Louis...do I need to go on?

But don't you fret, all you Mike + Hilary lovers, he'll never get rid of the Duff even if its doing nothing for his career, I mean could Mike do better than Hilary Duff??? Methinks not!!!! She'll definitely be doing the dumping! Which I hopes she does soon because she deserves so much better!

IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!

Frolicking on the beach with Elisha Cuthbert HAS helped Dion Phaneuf! It was just announced that Dion will be gracing the cover of EA Sports NHL '09 cover.

Last year's cover, featuring Eric Staal

I'm still not convinced about these two, its been an emotional rollercoaster ride. I've always liked Dion and I've always liked Elisha but them together + hollywood + Paris Hilton that infectious bleeding from every orifice disease?

...once again, the jury is out on this one.

Perfection vs Beauty and the Beast

Last night was the MET Costume Institute Gala, its pretty much a useless event if you're a regular person BUT if you're in the fashion industry or a ~*celebrity*~ its a magical night of high fashion and trying to kiss ass all the way to your very own Vogue cover. So who showed up?

Gisele and Tom:


UGH! The most perfect of perfect couples. He's ridiculously hot, she's ridiculously hot. Imagine their sex tape, EPIC!!!! They are made for each other and I love it! I love how you couldn't come up with a more perfect couple if you tried: an NFL ~*star*~ quarterback AND the highest paid supermodel, UGH PERFECTION!!!!!!!! Don't they look amazing together? Her bod is out of this world, wouldn't you agree? Love them together, I hope they get married, then all my dreams for them will come true.

and then Mike and Hilary showed up:



Hilary's a very pretty girl. She's been pretty savvy with her career, steering away from photographic evidence of scandal and drugs, made a fortune at a very young age but has remained very grounded and dedicated to her fans. But Hilary's downfall is that she has shitty taste in men. First she dated Aaron Cater...Aaron Carter, guys!!!!!!!! Then she moved on to douche bag Joel Madden who by all accounts is responsible for her new ~*sound*~. And now its Mike 'douche bag home wrecking' Comrie. Let's get this straight, none, I repeat NONE of these guys deserve/deserved Hilary. Where she's at and where they're all at its like entirely different leagues.

Comrie's a douche! He's got it all over his face. Left Edmonton because he slept with one of his fellow team mates wives (very classy), started dating Elisha Cuthbert while in Ottawa (take note Dion!). Ottawa eventually got rid of him because he never developed into the player that everyone thought he would be. I don't understand why she goes for the douche bags! I mean look at her, gorgeous girl and look at Comrie...do you find him attractive? Do you find that attractive??? Damn, girl if you weren't going for looks couldn't you have at least gone on talent???? Comrie's past his prime; probably signed that deal with the Islanders because no one else was knocking on his door.

*Oh Hilary, if it weren't for your poor choice in men, I'd totally love you but alas it was not meant to be





*it may seem unfair to not like a person based on who they date BUT Hilary is selling her relationship to us. How else would the paparazzi always find them during their tender moments? Why else would she walk the red carpet with him, when he could have easily gone through the back entrance? Why else would she openly talk about him and their relationship to the media? Why else would she sit front row at his hockey games, when all other hockey wives/gfs sit in the box way at the top? Hilary's no Christian Bale or Gwenyth Paltrow or Rachel McAdams who very rarely talk about their personal life. She's selling it guys: Mike & Hilary 4eva!! but I'm not buying!

That's Why He's Not On Team Canada

Damn they look ROUGH!!!!!

A long night of hard partying in Hollywood...how could I be so naive? I thought they would be good for each other! She would up his profile in the hockey world, he would purge the disease that lives within her AND resurrect her career. But looks like Dion has been sucked into the hell hole that is Hollywood. Giving up playing for Team Canada to party in the Sodom and Gomorrah of our times with his D-list girlfriend. I kind of take back everything I said about these two

Usually its the older players that pass on playing in the world championships because:
a)They have families and summer is the only time they can play doting husband and adoring father;
b)They're not as young and fit as they used to be; Playing the fastest game on earth for 6/7 months does have an effect on their bodies; they need the summer to rest up;
c)They played the tournament when they were young whipper snappers, they've done their time, they know they're on Team Canada for the Olympics, anyway!

BUT Dion is young. Dion has no family. Dion is 22 years old. Dion is out of the playoffs, no Lord Stanley for him! So why not some gold, eh? He's also one of the young stars of the NHL, he should be foaming at the mouth at just the thought of participating in this tournament. But alas he's in the gaudy, tacky town of LA partying it up with a chick who is, at best, a has been.

I Loved them, guys, I really did! But this is all becoming clear to me now...


She can't dress, he can't dress, they'll be a mess of graphic tees, gaudy designer bags, and white powder; stumbling out of LA clubs in the early hours of the morning, AND sooner or later that bleeding from every orifice disease will rear her head, and our Lord and Savior, Sidney Crosby will have to work his divine power to defeat this indiscriminate evil...but can he?

She could be the end of hockey guys, do not underestimate her power. And you know what? It will all be Dion's fault...BOO!!!


Elisha and Dion? I OBJECT!!!!


Quick Fact: Sean Avery, you know Sean Avery (get well soon, you punk ass bitch, don't die on us, you hear? stay healthy!!!)? Well he was not the Sean Avery we all know and love today UNTIL he moved to LA and started dating D-list celebs (Rachel Hunter/Elisha Cuthbert)...I'm just saying

Dion, ya dun good!

Elisha Cuthbert is hot again!!!!!!!!! but more importantly she's working again!!!!!!!!!!

Dion, Iggy, Old man Nolan and the rest of the mohawked Flames are currently merkking Joe and the boys; Elisha is once again smoking hot and working, I don't know about you but I think this is working out for the better...I APPROVE!!!!!!!!!

HOWEVER, its only a matter of time before that disease Paris Hilton, rears her highly contagious, bleeding from every orifice pathogen, at the NHL, oh you know its coming! Will our Lord and Savior, Sidney Crosby, be able to protect us from such indiscriminate evil??? I hope so guys I really hope so...

Shut up and smile 'cause you just cut into me

Mike Comrie gets to tap that...and no one is jealous

L.O.L. @ the New York Rangers' site, featuring the Rangers/Islanders rivalry, sticking it to Comrie for dating Hilary Duff. The caption for one of the pictures says:

'Rangers goaltender Henrik Lundqvist denies a shot by Hilary Duff's boyfriend, Mike Comrie'


LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

Unless you're an idiot, or a twat, then you would have noticed that's a jab at Comrie, as if to say "you're dating her ??? really???...AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

Srsly, is there anything more pansy ass than dating Hilary Duff? Look at Aaron Carter and Joel Madden, do they scare you? Do they strike you as the type that could fuck your shit up? NO! because they both dated Hilary Duff! You can't be that badass if the Duff makes you carry her low fat vanilla latte from Starbucks. Sure she's pretty but she ain't hot. Try as she might, she just isn't sexy, nor is she very interesting. Plus Miley Cyrus is totally usurping her throne of tween queen; no doubt she will surpass the Duff's accomplishments! How do I know? Well, was Hilary ever invited to the Oscars???? EXACTLY!!!

See what I mean when I say hockey players get shafted! Even their celebrity conquests are lame!


Poor Hilary, she will always be Lizzie McGuire...

Forgive?

Word on the street is Elisha Cuthbert AKA Sean Avery's ex AKA Mike Komisarek's rebound AKA The Girl Next Door is boinking Dion Phaneuf, and you know what? I kind of love it!

Why?

Well Dion deservers some good pootang; despite her unfortunate hair cuts and bfs, Elisha is a hot piece and I totally loved her before she became bff with that no talent skank; AND wasn't I just saying that the NHL tooootally gets shafted in terms of hot wives/girlfriends??? Even though, Elisha is not new to the puck bunny game, and by no means, even compares with the NBA/NFL/MLB wives/girlfriends(Gisele is a goddess in my books, there are few who can come close)...at least the NHL has a team now, ya know? And I'm pretty sure Elisha is their captain. Seriously, how many girls can say Justin Timberlake wrote a song about them?

"You spend your nights alone and he never comes home. And everytime you call him, all you get's a busy tone. I heard you found out that he's doing to you what you did to me, ain't that the way it goes. When you cheated, girl, my heart bleeded, girl. So it goes without saying that ya left me feeling hurt. Just a classic case scenario. Tale as old as time. Girl, you got what you deserved and now you want somebody to cure the lonely nights, you wish you had somebody that could come and make it right but girl, I ain't somebody I'm out of sympathy"

OH SNAP!!!!!

but can we really forgive her? She left JT's bff for Sean Avery...she dated Sean Avery for over two years...she boinked Sean Avery...and it was Sean Avery who broke up with her...she's also good [sapphic] friends with Paris Hilton; can we really trust her with our Dion? Does she deserve him? Can we overlook her transgressions for the betterment of the NHL a la Dion Phaneuf's personal life?

I want to love them! I want to love them so bad! They'd be so hot together, so damn hot! but can we know without a shadow of a doubt that Elisha will not infect Dion(and by extention the Western Conference) with the highly contagious, bleeding from every orifice Paris Hilton disease????

I don't know guys, I really don't know...

Mike Modano's Piece Is Trying To Have A Career

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM




I don't really get Willa Ford, do you?

She had that one song about being bad or something, dated Nick Carter for a while and then nothing...

that is until she started dating the dreamy Mike Modano, arguably one of the best American hockey players ever. In short she hit the jackpot. Somehow she worked her black magic and convinced Modano to marry her. So why does she need to go and have a career all of a sudden? Homegirl does not need to work! She doesn't have to pay for her weave, boob job, collagen injections, or her tacky Louis Vuitton bags, or whatever else puck bunnies like. Does she not grasp this concept of being a golddigger???

Sure she went on Dancing With The Stars, which for any z-list celebrity is a good way to get back into the public eye, even if is only for a short while. But darling, this is the best you could do??? a straight to the bargin-bin at wal-mart, DVD??? I hope you realize that you're not only embarassing yourself but Mike as well, can you imagine the locker room conversations over this shit...

AHAHAHAHA, oh Willa honey, you really have no clue!

A Sidney Crosby Winter Classic Picture Moment

Arriving in Buffalo! Notice how Sidney still manages to pimp RBK even in his business wear...home boy seriously needs to learn how to dress

FUCK. ME. This kid is hot!!!!!

Sidney: Omg guys, I like totally hate Spencer. I mean he's totally using Heidi.
Ryan [Whitney]: Spencer??? What about Brody? Why can't he just admit he's like sooo totally in love with Lauren and Commit?

"what is more important winning the Stanley Cup or the protective cup? because you know the Stanley Cup is like 'oh its a dream' but the protective cup is 'oh I want to have dreams'!"

NO! You're supposed to be taking it off

" I still think we look like a bunch of blue and white condoms with these hats on!"
Paparazzi Shot! Strange how all of Sidney's admires are middle-aged men...
"Now I look like a super-enforced, black condom"

This post is a little late but meh. I throughly enjoyed the winter classic, not only did, my boys, the pens win BUT it was kind of like watching the Olypmics AKA hella exciting!

Mike Fisher gives purpose!

...to this random post!


Because who doesn't want to dream about hottie townie, numero uno!!!!

He's such husband material, non?

He's the guy you can settle down with and make babies with! Wouldn't he be such a hot dad? You'd have a big house, a mini-van, and have date night Fridays while the in-laws watch the boys... sigh. Something tells me Fish doesn't have a cheating bone in his body, so you wouldn't have to worry about his philandering on the road...



MARRY ME NOW!!!!!!!

Sluts for Halloween

Ok yea I'm totally staaling (ha get???)! I know I have an assignment to do and instead of doing it I watch Volver and post here for the second time today. But srsly what I found was too good not to share!

Remember my post about Sidney Crosby? Ok the one about him being a dork? OK the most recent one about him being a dork? Anyways! For being in the media spotlight since birth. homeboy sure is socially awkward! Sure he gives all the right answers, and says all the right things, and can definitely steer clear of questions he doesn't want to answer and/or answers like a politician AKA gives an answer that doesn't really say anything (SIDNEY CROSBY FOR PRIME MINISTER 2025 !!!!), but his excecution of those answers are tres awkward! You can tell home boy is naturally shy and well, a dork! Sidney gets especially awkward when there's mention of girls or "oh my daughter will just die when she finds out I met you, I wish she were here, she LOVES you!!!" (ugh, please!), so when I found this photo on The Hockey Rants Blog, I L.O.L.'ed:


First things first a) What the fuck are those chicks supposed to be? b)I don't mean to be a traitor to my sex or anything but when you go out in just body paint with your tits hanging out that's 1)TACKY and 2)Slutty AND c) What the fuck are they supposed to be?!!?!?!?!??

Now that's out of the way, check out the look on my homeboy's face; smiling, but its an awkward smile with a mild tinge of disgust, like "OMG I hope my mom doesn't see this" or "OMG that chick's tits are totally hanging out!" or "OMG what the fuck am I doing here?" Not the type of reaction you'd expect from a hockey player.

I don't know what it is about the game of hockey but once a male puts on his hockey gear, whether its House League or the NHL that player becomes a douche bag (unique only to male hockey players)! The degrees of douche baggery vary from player to player, depending on his up bringing, whether or not his parents are psychotic hockey parents, or whether or not the player has any sisters or not, etc. Of course Sidney is not immune to this affliction, which you'll see many-a-time when you watch him play, but what's so different about home boy's douche baggery is that he keeps it on this ice (see Crosby v. Blake). If that were any other hockey player, i.e. my favourite and recently injured,Oiler, Matt Greene, you know dude would have his hands firmly around those chicks' waistes...ok maybe a little higher than their waists, with that satisfied douche bag "'sup ladies", look on his face...oh you know the face of which I speak!

In any case, the fact that home boy looks very uncomfortable between those chicks, is just another testament to his character, NO SLUTS ALLOWED!!!!!!! Keep it classy Crosby! You do not want your children to be half trash, do you?



PS Sidney darling, if you're going to take photos with chicks make sure they're hot, I know you can do better, hell even your models weren't hot! Shape up son! You're supposed to be a superstar! Mike Comrie bagged the annoying horse teefed, Hilary Duff maybe you should try a Victoria's secret model. I suggest Karolina Kurkova, bitch is hot as they come AND she's nice...no not nice for a supermodel but nice for a human being! You'd be such a hot couple!

PPS What's this phenomenon of chicks dressing slutty for Halloween? Believe you me I almost fell for it but then I stopped and was like "Why? Do I really need to degrade myself?" I'm no prude (clearly!) but c'mon why be subordinate to male sexual fantasies? if I dress up as a sexy nurse, then dudes should dress up as half naked Paul Newmans, its only fair! And until that day comes, no sexy french maid costumes for me!