WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY???

Hilary Duff - Reach Out - Official Music Video Premiere


What ~*Hil*~ wants to tell us with this video:

-She's got good taste in music (Joel Madden had absolutely no part in this song or teaching her how to shit on legendary songs, she did it ALL BY HERSELF GODDAMMIT!)

-She's sexy (even though girlfriend's got no rhythm and ZERO sex appeal...yea no one's jealous of her gorilla boyfriend)

-She's all grown up (but doesn't look a day older than her 'so yesterday' days)

-Knees are sexy (maybe if you're Amish)

-Wet knees are sexy (maybe if you're a kinky Amish)

-Dirty Mirrors are sexy ( I got nothing, it just really bothered me I mean who would let a mirror get that dirty)

-She can dance (except that she can't)

Let's for a minute, forget that she massacred an amazing song by a legendary band, shall we?

Ok so I totally understand what ~*Hil*~ is trying to do here; she wants to leave her Disney days behind. She doesn't want to be this cutesy, virginal, tween queen anymore, that's fair, non? ALSO she doesn't want to make shitty, ear bleeding inducing music anymore, which I think the entire human race can be grateful for EXCEPT Hilary Duff is not sexy, she's cute but not sexy and she isn't particularly talented!

Its really uncomfortable to watch as she slides down that dirty mirror pulsating her body or biting on that dude's thumb or caressing the sides of her breasts all the while looking at the camera with that "I am I doing it right?" look in her eyes. Its so awkward to watch, like a 14 year old trying to ho it up, its wrong and its desperate!

This video is good in theory but the execution was WAAAAAAAAAAAAY off, and let's not talk about the cheaply produced song! Besides Sugababes did it better, hun ;)