Thursday, November 13, 2008

Guilty Pleasure Confession: Girls Aloud


I love them, LOVE THEM! They are so hot and their songs are really catchy and thus forces you to like them. I know, I know, a huge departure from what I usually listen to but...I don't care guys! I can help but love them and I can't keep it inside anymore!!!!!

Girls Aloud, I'm officially a fan!!!!!!!!!!!!

(l-r) Nadine, Nicola, Cheryl, Kimberly, Sarah

Tid bits:
-I think Nadine has the strongest voice but...
-Nicola has the prettiest voice
-Cheryl is the hottest and is one of my girl crushes
-Sarah is the train wreck of the group but I love her for it
-Kimbo is the resident, 'who?' of the group. Whether its true or not I've branded her (my girl) Cheyrl's bff and shoulder to cry on, so by proxy, I love her!


I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!!

I love how the brits made girl bands work long after the spice girls where over. Here the closest thing we had to a successful girl group was Beyonce and the Supremes Destiny's child and they broke up...

Here's two of my current faves by G.A. oh yea I'm abbreviating their names now! We're just that tight!

Call the Shots:
Call The Shots - Girls Aloud

Something Kinda Oooh:
Girls Aloud - Something Kinda Oooh - Girls Aloud

SPOTTED: B on the cover of W


Even though Tyra would ask "WHERE IS YO' NECK GIRL??????" its still a W cover. Not an US weekly cover but a W cover. A quality fashion magazine, up there with Vogue and Harpar's Bazzar, they're like the holy trinity of fashion magazines.

Blake Lively, who I think is one of the hottest girls this side of the pond, is actually relatively new to celebrity. Her first project was the first Traveling Pants movie back in 2005 and 3 years later is all over New York fashion week and is gracing the cover of W magazine.

I don't know if a certain someone is realizing that she is on her way out and that she would have to work fast to make the transition from annoying tween star to mediocre adult actress...because Blake's on the cover of W, Lindsay's been on the cover of Vanity Fair, Kiera was on the cover of Vogue (twice I believe), Miley was invited to the Oscars, and Dakota is owning you in acting.

All I'm saying is, "Shia LaBeouf" and we'll leave it at that...

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Brian Burke steps down as GM, starts looking at Toronto Real Estate

Brian Burke has stepped down as GM of the Anaheim Ducks...

we all know what his next move will be!

He's had his eye on Toronto since last season, maybe even longer, we know he wants it!

I mean who wouldn't want to come to Toronto? You get the biggest pay cheque in the league and there's absolutely no pressure from the execs for the team to preform or produce any kind of success.

That sounds like a dream job to me!

I think it will be interesting to see the relationship between Ron Wilson and Brian Burke. Are the friends, how the hell should I know? But they do seem to have similar personalities, so either they'll be teeing off every morning at 8am or they'll being taking thinly veiled jabs at each other through the Toronto media

ooo please be the latter, I love shit talking and drama, its so fun to watch! Why else would I watch gossip girl?

If all the speculation turns out to be true (which it probably will) welcome to the family Brian Burke! Which dysfunctional role will you fill? Ron Wilson's already nabbed the 'cold, never at home, emotionally abusive, always-suit-wearing dad' and I'm 'the slutty teenaged daughter, looking for love in all the wrong places, who does coke in dirty washrooms' what will you be?

don't worry there's plenty of time for that later.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Unrequited love


Oh over the knee boots, if only I was tall and had long legs, you'd be mine! and I'd wear you all the time, with jeans, with tights, with leggings. I'd wear you and I'd love you! But alas it was not meant to be, for you would cut my legs off and I'd look ridiculous and stumpy.

Why? Why am I only 5'2, WHY???????

I am heartbroken :(

Monday, November 10, 2008

And its coming closer


I can't stop listening to Kings of Leon's Closer. I think its because its about mine and Caleb's separation and impending divorce.

...and is it ever breaking my heart!

But this is what he does guys. He breaks my heart and then he writes amazing songs to get me back and it ALWAYS works but will it this time? Can I forgive being groped by frat boys and home wrecking models? Can I forgive lame songs like 'Be somebody' (lame by KOL standards which by other people's standards would be amazing)?


What do I do? I have other responsibilities you know. Other husbands to psychotically fantasize over to take care of. Estates to manage. Designer purses to buy. Crystal to drink. I don't have time for this. For this back and forth of fighting, crying, fucking, fighting, crying, fucking, fighting, crying, restraining ordering. I don't know if I can do this anymore.

...who am I kidding, I'll never be rid of that dead beat. He may be drunk all the time, and cheat on me, and break promises but damn he's so pretty and such a tortured soul HOW CAN I RESIST???????

...but he's still in the dog house!

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Somewhere Dominic Waldouck is Losing His Shit


After months of being branded a 'home wrecking whore' my pretend best friend, Sienna Miller, has split with Balthazar Getty.

Shocking, I know!

You know Dom, is hobbling his way to Heathrow right now, trying to catch a flight to Hollywood, in the hopes of getting some rebound action. I may like Sienna and all but she doesn't have the best judgment in matters of the heart...or dick.


I'd say Dominic's chances right now are pretty damn good. Get on that plane, boy! Then get on that girl!


I am so bad!

Stay for me


Saw the Kings last night, they were fantastic. I enjoy them so much more live than I do on track!

When they played Molly's chambers the people around me didn't seem to know it but when they played sex on fire everyone when nuts...I'm not hating, I'm just saying!

Sex on fire is not their best song, not even close!

Last time there were no drunken frat boys this time around that's all there were; all thanks to Only by the Night...

Please boys I beg of you, go back to being original! Go back to making albums that no one else could make! Go back to Ethan Johns!

I'm sorry I can't love Only by the Night. I can't love it like I do Youth and Young Manhood and the masterpiece that is Aha Shake Heartbreak, not even the way I love Because of the Times.

I'm not a snobby ass fan that wants you all to myself and who wants you to make the same album all over again but I want you to be you, with long hair, smoker's cough, and a never ending hangover...but maybe I'm asking too much.



Are you the new Arctic Monkeys? Is it really over?

Friday, November 07, 2008

GIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRL YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON!

The hotness that is Kelly Brook was seen recently supporting her slave's - I mean Danny Cipriani's team, the London WASPS (HA HA!)


Sports Journo's are starting to rumble and grumble about their relationship and how Danny needs to focus on Rugby and not on being famous despite the fact that he's been phenomenal as of late.

THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!!

If they had a girlfriend that looked like Kelly Brook wouldn't they want to puff up their chests and show the world "yea I'm tappin' that!" I know I would! Girlfriend is straight up hot! What she was doing with Billy Zane, I'll never know.

I am so jealous of her hair, why can't mine do that? :(

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Alexander Semin has some choice words for Hockey Jesus

From TSN

"What's so special about (Crosby)?" Semin told Yahoo! Sports through a translator. "I don't see anything special there. Yes, he does skate well, has a good head, good pass. But there's nothing else. Even if you compare him to Patrick Kane from Chicago.(Kane) is a much more interesting player. The way he moves, his deking abilities, his thinking on the ice and his anticipation of the play is so superb."

"I think that if you take any player, even if he is "dead wood," and start promoting him, you'll get a star," he told Yahoo! Sports. "Especially if he scores 100 points. No one is going to care about anyone else. No one is going to care whether he possesses great skill. Let's say you put someone in front of the net and let him deflect pucks in, and he scored 50 goals; everyone will say "Wow!" and then hand him a $10 million per year contract. That's what they like here."

I definitely understand Semin likening Crosby to 'dead wood' in terms of personality because Sidney's actually kind of boring BUT Sidney is a kick ass player no doubt about it!

Reading between the lines, it seems that Semin is comparing Crosby to Ovechkin PUH-LEEZE that's so 2006, can we move on please?

I like both Crosby and Ovechkin, both are fantastic players, and I think are pretty much equal in terms of talent. Crosby is more of a finesse player where as Ovechkin is electric, its hard to compare their style of play.

Ovechkin absolutely has the personality to be a star but Crosby is a good Canadian boy from a small town, with working class parents, who worked his way from Cole Harbor to International stardom. Its the Hockey world's wet dream, Ovechkin's effervescent personality can't compete with that, not in the NHL anyway. I mean there's no possible way that the best player in the world could be Russian ONLY Canadians are good at Hockey, ONLY we're the best!

And for those of you who don't believe that's what its all about quit being so naive or so blatantly ignorant because that's EXACTLY what its about. If Ovechkin were Canadian hell even American, would there even be a rivalry?

Methinks not!

El Presidente Obama


Congratulations America, you made the right choice, for the first time in 8 years, you've made the right choice!

As you friendly neighbour to the North we were a little concerned for you for a while now. After the war in Iraq we didn't know what you crazy Yanks would do next.

After a while it became apparent that the crazy things your government would do was not a reflection on you as a people, those in government took the power given to them and ran with it, all the while telling you that everything was ok, when it wasn't...we knew what was up, but given the fact that you have this crazy ass media culture I guess it would be hard to read between the lines when every news outlet is filled with spin and bullshit.

But I digress, I am glad that you chose the right man in Barack Obama, now don't be too hard on him, he's got a lot of work to do, a lot of work that will take more than four years to complete.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Liam Gallagher shares my sentiment

From NME:

Despite being a Kings of Leon fan, Liam Gallagher has said that he doesn't like the band's new album 'Only By The Night'

"I like Kings of Leon, but I don't know about this fucking new record," he declared. "I like the old stuff. I like (Caleb Followill’s) voice. When they first come out I was going, 'Who the fuck is this?' They were cool, and now they've all got their sleeves cut off"

"It seems to me they've gone for the bucks, man. I'm not dissing them because I fucking really like them, but it's like they've got this U2 sound and you can do better than that."

I rarely agree with the Gallagher brothers' 'I know everything there is to know about rock n' roll' attitude BUT this is EXACTLY how I feel! I'm still a fan, I still love them, they're still in the top 5, hell I'm going to see them on Friday HOWEVER, Only by the Night (with a few exceptions) BLOWS, and I'm not afraid to say it! And apparently Liam and I aren't the only ones who feel this way.

I mean this was a band who wrote Spiral Staircase and now we have sentimental U2 rip-offs like Use Somebody, bitch please!

Here's their new video for none other than 'Use Somebody' and to add insult to injury, Caleb is rolling around with that home wrecking model. So this song is about her, huh, Caleb? Well it definitely explains why its such a sissy pile o' shite. Good luck seeing the kids now babe, we're definitely done!

Kings of Leon - Use Somebody



PS I'm still totally stoked at seeing them this Friday, here's hoping they play mostly of their old stuff!!!!!!!!

PPS And to think I was so excited for their new album, who knew it would end up in divorce?

Monday, November 03, 2008

Guilty Pleasure Confession: Jon Secada

OH yes! Early 90s Latin cheese, Jon Secada! Soundtrack for dentist chairs everywhere! I'm not going to lie, I honestly love 'if you go' and 'just another day', its like music's answer to Danielle Steele! I remember back in kindergarten Jon was the shit and was EVERYWHERE even Gloria Estefan backed him.

Enjoy!





OMG FLANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes kids this is what the 90s looked like!

Friday, October 31, 2008

HAPPY HALLOWEEN Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From one of the scariest movies in recent times:



YEY its Halloween, one of my favourite 'holidays', and finally I can get rid of this horrible orange text, wooot!

Happy Halloween y'all!!!!!!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Scary Video of the Day

GARBAGE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!



if the acting doesn't scare you then I don't know what will...

WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY???

Hilary Duff - Reach Out - Official Music Video Premiere


What ~*Hil*~ wants to tell us with this video:

-She's got good taste in music (Joel Madden had absolutely no part in this song or teaching her how to shit on legendary songs, she did it ALL BY HERSELF GODDAMMIT!)

-She's sexy (even though girlfriend's got no rhythm and ZERO sex appeal...yea no one's jealous of her gorilla boyfriend)

-She's all grown up (but doesn't look a day older than her 'so yesterday' days)

-Knees are sexy (maybe if you're Amish)

-Wet knees are sexy (maybe if you're a kinky Amish)

-Dirty Mirrors are sexy ( I got nothing, it just really bothered me I mean who would let a mirror get that dirty)

-She can dance (except that she can't)

Let's for a minute, forget that she massacred an amazing song by a legendary band, shall we?

Ok so I totally understand what ~*Hil*~ is trying to do here; she wants to leave her Disney days behind. She doesn't want to be this cutesy, virginal, tween queen anymore, that's fair, non? ALSO she doesn't want to make shitty, ear bleeding inducing music anymore, which I think the entire human race can be grateful for EXCEPT Hilary Duff is not sexy, she's cute but not sexy and she isn't particularly talented!

Its really uncomfortable to watch as she slides down that dirty mirror pulsating her body or biting on that dude's thumb or caressing the sides of her breasts all the while looking at the camera with that "I am I doing it right?" look in her eyes. Its so awkward to watch, like a 14 year old trying to ho it up, its wrong and its desperate!

This video is good in theory but the execution was WAAAAAAAAAAAAY off, and let's not talk about the cheaply produced song! Besides Sugababes did it better, hun ;)

Freak Like Me - SugaBabes

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

DO ME NOW COLIN FARRELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now this is what I call a real man! Excuse me while I recover myself...HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!


Monday, October 27, 2008

What we've all been waiting for

Ovie looks rather nice with guy-liner but Brooks? He's more of a meat and potatoes rock n' roll rather than glam rock but I'll take it. And Jose Theodore is pretty no matter what, a douche, but oh so pretty!



Oh and your welcome!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Justify my love


Why? Why is Sidney Crosby the object of my obsession? Why do I spent countless hours analyzing, fantasizing, mocking?

Sure he's a great hockey player but there are other hockey players that are great that I could easily fan girl over (Ovechkin, Malkin, E. Staal, Lecavalier). He's pretty good looking but he isn't a Brad Richards or a Shane O'Brien or a Jose Theodore OR a Brooks Laich (hubba hubba). He has the personality of a cardboard box, and is in no way the Captain that Jerome Iginla is but I digress, why am I 'in love'?

Well this pretty much sums it up:

Sidney Crosby: Thanks to everyone who helped me get my 100th goal and my 300th career point in the NHL. Thanks to my mom and dad and most of all my sister!


How cute is that? Thanking is little sister most of all!

Its his down to earth, boy next door, nature that gets me every time. Sure I want the drunken hot sex with Caleb Followill but in the end I want 4 kids, I huge backyard and a stay at home husband in Sidney Crosby, *sigh* its not impossible, just improbably but not impossible.



*(let's not think of Dominic Waldouck, who's giving Crosby a run for his money because in Dom you can have both hot sex and a white picket fence...)

Cold Desert

Despite my mixed feelings on Only by the Night, there are songs on there that are truly great, one of which is Cold Desert, which Caleb sang whilst drunk (when is he not drunk is what I'd like to know). Its such a raw song, gets down to your bones; your soul, simply beautiful. Its one of my all time favourite KOL songs EVER! You have to listen to it, it will change your life!




I'm on the corner, waiting for a light to come on
That's when I know that you're alone
It's cold in the desert, water never sees the ground
Special unspoken without sound

You told me you loved me, that I'd never die alone
Hand over your heart, let's go home
Everyone noticed, everyone has seen the signs
I've always been known to cross lines

I've never ever cried when I was feeling down
I've always been scared of the sound
Jesus don't love me, no one ever carried my load
I'm too young to feel this old

Is it you, is it me
Or does nobody know, nobody see
Nobody but me

Monday, October 20, 2008

Scary Video of the Day

Ghosts, they're everywhere

Friday, October 17, 2008

Love on an ice rink

I think its apparent that Alexander Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin were once in love- I mean best friends and then Malkin broke Ovie's heart- I mean stole his girlfriend (or something) and now the two are rivals.

Last night the Pens played the Caps.

The Caps
won but more importantly Ovechkin decided that his exboyfriend bff was going to get some beat downs, 'cause he went after him every chance he got.

Ovechkin was probably jealous because Crosby and Malkin are like so totally going out- I mean are really good friends now, and at the end of the match they each had some choice words for each other. Now seeing the man he loved respected so much was being attacked, Talbot decided to get in on the trash talking too. Sorry to break it to you Maxime but Malkin and Crosby are in love- errr...I mean...ummm...they have similar interests and stuff, so your unrequited love will have to remain just that!

Pretend Boyfriends are the Best!


Apparently, my new boyfriend, Dominic Waldouck's, perfect woman is Sienna Miller. Now I like Sienna Miller, I think she's hot; I like how she dances to the beat of her own drum, and I like the fact that she was born a hot mess BUT finding this out is like finding out that they guy you've been crushing on, has just revealed to you that he likes your best friend.



Its happened to me on more than one occasion and on everyone of those occasions, my bff discovers that she likes him too, and then I have to stand against the wall and watch my best friend and the boy I've been fantasizing over for weeks, dance, drink, flirt, and make sexual advances towards each other, all.night.long.

It hurts, and you want to hate the bitch but you can't because she stayed on the phone with you for hours while you teen agnsted it out because your parents ~*just don't understand me*~, and you've had endless sleepovers, where you got drunk/high, and shit talked the night away. And you want to hate that prick but you can't because he made you laugh, and drove you home so you wouldn't have to take a cab. So you just stand there, hurt, angry, sad and frustrated that all these emotions can't be expressed, can't be verbalized because if you did, it would hurt two of the people you loved most.

And then you make batches and batches of cupcakes, to eat your pain away...


But I digress this will never happen with Sienna and Dominic. Why? Well Sienna may be Dominic's type but Dominic is not Sienna's type.

Sienna's type are what I (and Arnold) would call girly men. They are effeminate, pretentious, OLDER, and are, a touch crazy. They wear scarves, drink lattes, are 'artists', and probably cry after sex. Methinks that none of what I just described applies to Dominic. So I'm safe. We're safe!



Having pretend boyfriends are amazing, I know it might seem crazy but, with real boyfriends, could you go out get drunk, dance/flirt/make out with any guy you choose?

NO, no you can't, but I can! Why? because I have pretend boyfriends and I can do as I please, when I please, without having to waste my youth on some guy that just wants to 'get down' and then get moody and mad at me for reasons unknown, pfffttt I don't need that shit!

I'm young, I'm unattached, and I'm going to flirt with every good looking boy that comes my way! Plus pretend boyfriends come in handy when undesirables catch your scent, its easier to lie if the lie is half written with the truth: "Oh I have a boyfriend. He plays rugby. Yea he's big and muscular. We're really in love. Yea..."

AMAZING!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Scary Video of the Day

Fucked up Magick



Aldergators in the sewer

It was once a fad among New Yorkers vacationing in Florida to bring back baby alligators for their children to raise as pets. The infant gators were destined to grow and outlive their cuteness, sad to say, at which point their desperate owners would flush them down the toilet to get rid of them.

Some of these hastily disposed-of creatures survived in the dank Manhattan sewer system and bred, the story goes, producing scattered colonies of full-grown alligators deep below the streets of New York City. Their descendants live down there to this day, hidden from human eyes apart from the occasional impromptu sighting by sewer workers. According to some reports the animals are blind and afflicted with albinism, having dwelt so long in constant darkness that they have lost their eyesight and the pigment in their hides. Some, they say, have grown to enormous size.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Power of Goodbye?

Do I have it in me? Can I really say goodbye to the epic love story that is Me and Caleb Followill? Should I really throw all of our love away because of 'Only by the Night' and home wrecking models? And looking at these 'Aha Shake Heartbreak' era photos isn't helping:











I miss them like this...starved and coked out of their minds

Looking at these photos reminds me of a really good time in my life. Not only because this was the time when I really fell in love with The Kings but also it was a time in my life where there was innocence, no bullshit, no hearbreak, no ~*drama*~. I miss it :(

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

90210 hos at a Hockey Game


90210, the next generation, is a trainwreck of a show.

The acting: horrible.
The writing: horrible.
The characters (with the exception of Dixon, Silver and Grandma): horrible
The dialogue: horrible.
The storylines: horrible.
The clothes, oh my god the clothes: HORRIBLE.

This show is a hot mess, and not in a good way. But despite the horribleness of this show these twats are everywhere. They get invited everywhere! Premieres, fashion shows, store openings, promotion parties, etc. etc. etc. And apparently hockey games are not exempt from extending such invitations.



Its totally a smart move on part of the Los Angeles Kings, to get a bunch of famous twats (I must note that Dixon and Silver are not included in the twat category) at their hockey games, the paps will take pictures, the picture will end up on some gossip site, thousands, possibly even millions of people will see said pictures, and maybe it will promt some of those people to go see an LA King game or two.

ZOMG Jealous!!!

I'm not from LA but I'm pretty sure the tickets aren't a million dollars for the nosebleed section like it is in Toronto but I could be wrong...though I doubt that I am. So making an impromptu visit to an LA Kings game isn't implausible, is it? So this is good advertising, the NHL needs more of this and less of this


PS Even though this show is a train wreck and won't make it past the second season, I think its cute that they all hang out together, whether its staged or not, its still cute



*I don't think I've ever posted this much in one day but there's so much I want to post and I don't want to forget it (which often happens when I put off posting things), I do have a life believe me!

Spotted!!!



C
and Little J Followill getting chummy at the SNL afterparty. Wonder what these two ladykillers talked about? Models? Coke? Skinny Jeans? Tiny Fey? Judging by the Followill's earnest personalities will find out in an interview soon enough. You know you love me.

xo xo
Nicole

Because I'm obsessed


My WASP boyfriend (LMAO...you know that's never going to get old), Dominic Waldouck will be out for 6-8 weeks with a knee injury:(

Meanwhile, his bff, Danny Cipriani is 'Besotted' with the hotness that is Kelly Brook.


Its definitely an upgrade for both parties. I mean from Billy Zane to Danny Cipriani? from Cheeky girl to Kelly Brook. They've both improved by LEAGUES!!!!! And they're both so hot. But I'm totally convinced that ~*Kells*~ wears the pants in this relationship. HAWT! Love them! They're like the UK version of Gisele and Tom, LOVE IT!

Get in line Maxime Talbot!!!

This video of husband no. 7 has been making the rounds and already has 11,000 plus hits on youtube and everyone's going nuts over the fact that Sidney's singing some r&b song (at least we can be thankful that its not Nickleback). I mean that's all good and well but how come no one has noticed Maxime Talbot's comments about Crosby's lip's and ass, more specifically how 'big they are'.



If that's not a declaration of love and desire I don't know what is. I mean when a guy usually makes remarks about someone's ass and lips it usually means they want to get down with said person; gay, straight, whatever. I mean, it wouldn't be that much of a stretch seeing as how they already take showers together, and possibly even sleep in the same room as each other, its not impossible to suppose a torrid love affair...But then again Sidney Crosby's too boring for something that scandalous to happen...and he's straight...and I guess Talbot's straight too...

BOO!

I can't sleep

This is an amazing video from an amazing band. Fighting looks so much better in slow-mo, non?

The Presets - This Boy's in Love



PS Such a sick song!

PPS Gotta love the homo erotic undertones of this video ;)

Friday, October 10, 2008

Scary Video of the Day

I put a spell on you, now you're mine



The Bunny Man Bridge

After the civil war Fairfax County, Virginia became more populated and eventually an insane asylum was built there. No one wanted to live near the asylum and because of the public outrage the institution was shut down.

The administration transferred the patients and in 1904 the process was completed. During the transfer, some of the patients escaped and hid in the surrounding woods and forest. These individuals were lost, delusional and dangerous. Most of them were found except Marcus Lawster and Douglas Griffen. The local authorities found a trail they believed belonged to them, littered with half eaten mutilated bunnies.

The trail led deep into the woods to a tunnel bridge crossing a wide creek. There they found Marcus hanging from the tunnel entrance. There was a note attached to his foot that said, "You'll never find me no matter how hard you try! Signed, The Bunny Man." That tunnel has been called Bunny Man Bridge ever since.

The legend says that if you walk all the way down the tunnel at around midnight the Bunny Man will grab you and hang you from the entrance of the bridge.

Strange deaths and phenomena has been connected with the Bunny Man Bridge. There was a young man from Clifton, Virginia who came upon the Bridge while traveling. Later, he killed his parents and dragged their bodies into the woods to hang them from the bridge and then killed himself. In 1943, three teenagers, two men and a young woman, were at the bunny man bridge for Halloween night. The three youths were found dead, hung from the bridge with their bodies slashed open. All with notes attached to their feet saying the same thing," You'll never catch the Bunny Man!"

In 2001, after hearing the tale, six local students and a guide searched the area. They found mutilated bunny parts during their search and left the forest after they heard noises and saw figures moving around in the woods.

source

Danny and Dominic


Hockey players do not have a monopoly on hotness, far from, it in fact. But let's take a look at two pretty faces from a sport even more brutal than hockey, rugby. My dad was a rugby coach back in the day and when I feel like waking up at 8am on a Sunday, I may catch a game, so I know a thing or two about rugby.

But we're not here to talk about the ins and outs of the game, we're here to look and drool over two of the London WASPS (ahahahahahahahahaha) hottest stars, Danny Cipriani and Dominic Waldouck. Yes they are on a team called the WASPS, let's not focus on the irony of an ENGLISH rugby team called WASPS, let's focus on Kelly Brook's but boy (Danny) and my boyfriend (Dominic).

Danny







even that guy sitting beside him wants a piece of Danny



Dominic


*melts*



And just for all our perverted fantasies...and when I say our I mean, my


JUMP ON IT

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Since its hump day...

I should post something worthy of humping...day

God I'm horrible...but for all those guys who are rolling their eyes over the fact that another girl is fawning over Sidney Crosby, well, he's still the biggest nerd in the NHL!!!

ooo I should do a NHL Nerd list, Sidney would be #1 (obviously), don't steal my idea!

Scary Video of the Day

I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just going to bash your brains in



The calls are coming from INSIDE the house

A teenage girl is hired by a young couple to baby-sit their two small children. They go out to a dinner party and leave the girl to tend to the kids in a somewhat isolated, large house at the end of the block.

When the hour gets late, she puts the children to bed and sits down to watch some late-night TV. The phone starts ringing and startles the half-asleep teenager. When she answers it, she hears heavy breathing and a man tells her he is "coming to get her." While she is somewhat scared, she dismisses it as a prank phone call.

About 15 minutes later, the phone rings again. When she answers it, the man starts laughing and tells her that he is closer. The baby sitter is truly frightened now and calls the police. They tell her that it's probably just a prank phone call, but they will try to trace the call -- so she must keep him on the line as long as possible if he calls another time. She once again settles down on the couch, not sleepy at all.

The phone rings a third time and the man tells her he has come for her and it's only a matter of time. He continues with some heavy breathing until the babysitter is so terrified that she hangs up the phone again. She quickly decides to get the children and flee the house when the phone rings again. This time it is a policeman on the other end and he tells her frantically "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!" THE MAN IS INSIDE THE HOUSE AND IS CALLING FROM THE UPSTAIRS EXTENSION!"

She runs from the house as the police arrive. The madman escapes but they find the children upstairs dead and a bloody axe laying on the bedroom floor next to an open window.


Monday, October 06, 2008

Scary Video of the Day

Indian Thriller, Girly Man



Instead of an Urban Legend today I direct you to Cracked.com's list of 5 Creepiest Urban Legends That Happen to be True