Whatever, I don't even care.

Well Caleb, this is it isn't it? I'm not mad or anything. I'm not even jealous. Like its totally fine that you want to marry a girl that isn't me like whatever I'm like SO over you anyway...

So you can take your reaching music and racist videos and shove it up your ass because we're done...and we were like done before you got engaged so don't even try to throw that in my face, okay? Thanks ANTHONY (because that's your real name) for all the memories. You know it all went down hill when you cut your hair, right?

Bye, bitch!

Excuse me I'm going to listen to Aha Shake Heartbreak, the last good album y'all made, and that's how I'll remember Kings of Leon.

Youth and Young Manhood

I'm only linking this article named 'Youth and Young Manhood' about the epic on-going saga that is Crosby vs Ovechkin, from T.O. Sports Magazine because the author is clearly a Kings of Leon fan from the days when they were original, untouchable, and oh so perfect.

Its kind of pathetic how sad I get when I see them now but I don't care, they were totally my band! I guess I fell in love with the fact that they were so different, and so fucking amazing, and they just didn't give a shit! BUT now they're in fucking People magazine being name dropped by Miley Cyrus and I just can't handle it!

...no I am not being a bitter ~*real fan*~ because I wouldn't be having these icky feelings if Only by the Night was a good album because it wasn't! There I said it, in plain black and white, Only by the Night is not a good album! Fuck the Grammy's! Fuck the Brits! Because you can't sit there and tell me that OBTN is better than Youth and Young Manhood or better than Aha Shake Heartbreak or even better than Because of the Times because it isn't!

You don't even understand, guys! I wanted to love this album! I was soooo excited, I even conned myself into believing 'sex on fire' was a good song but soon enough I had to come to terms with the fact that OBTN is not good. Acutally it kind of blows.

*sigh*

but I haven't written them off just yet. Still love The Kings and the next album better be fucking amazing!

Proper Recognition, Wrong Album

I am so happy. So happy, that my boys The Kings of Leon, have been nominated for 3 Grammy's: Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals; Best Rock Song; and Best Rock Album.

They deserve this. More than anyone in rock today. So I won't go on about 'only by the night' because we know how I feel. Let's just pretend that its 2005 and that Aha Shake Heartbreak is being nominated.

2005, that was a good year.

And its coming closer

I can't stop listening to Kings of Leon's Closer. I think its because its about mine and Caleb's separation and impending divorce.

...and is it ever breaking my heart!

But this is what he does guys. He breaks my heart and then he writes amazing songs to get me back and it ALWAYS works but will it this time? Can I forgive being groped by frat boys and home wrecking models? Can I forgive lame songs like 'Be somebody' (lame by KOL standards which by other people's standards would be amazing)?


What do I do? I have other responsibilities you know. Other husbands to psychotically fantasize over to take care of. Estates to manage. Designer purses to buy. Crystal to drink. I don't have time for this. For this back and forth of fighting, crying, fucking, fighting, crying, fucking, fighting, crying, restraining ordering. I don't know if I can do this anymore.

...who am I kidding, I'll never be rid of that dead beat. He may be drunk all the time, and cheat on me, and break promises but damn he's so pretty and such a tortured soul HOW CAN I RESIST???????

...but he's still in the dog house!

Stay for me

Saw the Kings last night, they were fantastic. I enjoy them so much more live than I do on track!

When they played Molly's chambers the people around me didn't seem to know it but when they played sex on fire everyone when nuts...I'm not hating, I'm just saying!

Sex on fire is not their best song, not even close!

Last time there were no drunken frat boys this time around that's all there were; all thanks to Only by the Night...

Please boys I beg of you, go back to being original! Go back to making albums that no one else could make! Go back to Ethan Johns!

I'm sorry I can't love Only by the Night. I can't love it like I do Youth and Young Manhood and the masterpiece that is Aha Shake Heartbreak, not even the way I love Because of the Times.

I'm not a snobby ass fan that wants you all to myself and who wants you to make the same album all over again but I want you to be you, with long hair, smoker's cough, and a never ending hangover...but maybe I'm asking too much.



Are you the new Arctic Monkeys? Is it really over?

The Power of Goodbye?

Do I have it in me? Can I really say goodbye to the epic love story that is Me and Caleb Followill? Should I really throw all of our love away because of 'Only by the Night' and home wrecking models? And looking at these 'Aha Shake Heartbreak' era photos isn't helping:

I miss them like this...starved and coked out of their minds

Looking at these photos reminds me of a really good time in my life. Not only because this was the time when I really fell in love with The Kings but also it was a time in my life where there was innocence, no bullshit, no hearbreak, no ~*drama*~. I miss it :(

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS:

Colby Cheese, Erik Chirstensen, as of this moment, are no longer part of the Penguins, are no longer my boys. THEY.ARE.GOING.TO.ATLANTA!!!!! (the Pens get Marian Hossa!)

Husband no.5 Sidney Crosby, is losing his shit right now! Guaranteed!!!!! Colby Cheese is his roomate, his wingman, his bff!!! Losing him ain't going to be easy, for Crosby and by extention the Penguins.

Is this a good trade? well, only time (and a few hockey games) will tell.

I am heartbroken :(

Get Thee To A Nunnery !!!!!!!!!!

From All The Rage:

Caleb Followill of Kings of Leon, shopping for luxury cast-iron cookware with his girlfriend, model Lily Aldridge, at Le Creuset at The Hill Center. Caleb was wearing an arm sling. Could he be recovering from another bar fight?

WHY??? WHY??? Why, Caleb, why??? Why are you doing this to me???? You're supposed to be shopping with ME for cast-iron cookware; I'M the one who should be nursing your broken arm c/o your alter ego 'Rooster'; its MY name that should be printed in some random gossip liner notes, as your model girlfriend!!!

What happened to True Love Way and Knocked Up, those were our songs, our love!!!!! and now you're seen around town shopping with some random model, how could you do this to me??? I thought we were forever!!!!! Oh fuck, what will I tell the kids???

You really broke my heart Caleb, I just don't know if I can forgive you. You've really fucked up Anthony Caleb Followill, and you fucked up good!

I just need some time and space, are we done? is this over? oh god Caleb, you fucking idiot!!!

Your Pity Has No Use For Me

A Year in Review:

January
O RLY!!!! "I'm not a Lesbian! I'm Paulie in love with Torrie"

February
Bitch slapped!!! Lonely, my mum was my Valentine

March
Slowly broadening my horizons

April
Don't want school to end! Stressed! Lily Allen was my only friend that night!

May
False hope. Familiarity is comforting even if they are jackasses!

June
The glue that apparently holds us together gets on a plane

July
Spending quality paid time with people who are amazing in comparison to jackasses; no presents for me

August
Time ending with amazing people loneliness setting in very quickly, bitch slapped again!

September
New Beginnings! Er maybe not but hey school's starting! Slowly realizing what I've known all along

October
Final Decision! Revelations, awkward moments, second guessing...NO, that is my final answer! SEE YA!

November
History repeats itself! Its me against the world! Have barely though about it!

December
I'm kind of over you! Purging, for the last time! Good riddance 2007, you've brought me nothing but unhappiness! Oh 2008, where for art thou, why so far away!


I hate how so many great memories and experiences are now ruined, its hard to just look back and say "wow we had some good times" because it didn't end well, it didn't end well at all! Fucking hell, I never in a million years thought it would end like this, I guess I was expendable...whatever, they're not allowed in 2008!

The puck stops here...and the high drama starts!

WOW!!!

I did not see that one coming at all! Now I'm not so sure...





more to come! its too early and I have to be at work in an hour

"I'd rather be with your friends,mate, because they are much fitter!"

and I thought I was bad??? Dude, I think its time to move on!

Sure your girlfriend broke up with you then 3 weeks later starts "macking" the guy that every girl had a crush on, and of course since bitch is hot he macks back and it looks like they'd start dating. I get it, you were/are obsessed; completely and utterely infatuated; grossly dependent on her; so your heart was breaking because a)she broke up with you and b)she moved on so quickly but then one night y'all got drunk, got into a HUGE fight, but then ended up going home together.

So with pressures from well, YOU, she ended it with Mr. hot stuff, and you guys got sucked into the blackhole,vacuum, roller coaster that is your relationship, and started sniffing coke off of strippers asses again...ok I added the last part

However, you've got the girl...again! Even Mr. hot stuff got himself a nice girlfriend, so why so bitter??? Why is everytime we talk you have to mention his fashion faux pas, I get it he can't dress, I also get that he's terrified of you, SO FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU GOT THE GIRL SHE'S YOURS FOREVER AND ALWAYS!!!! Just because he was her amusement for about 5 minutes doesn't mean you have to continue the trash talking! Its been a year since they did, whatever they did! She loves you not him! MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!