Saturday, November 08, 2008

Somewhere Dominic Waldouck is Losing His Shit


After months of being branded a 'home wrecking whore' my pretend best friend, Sienna Miller, has split with Balthazar Getty.

Shocking, I know!

You know Dom, is hobbling his way to Heathrow right now, trying to catch a flight to Hollywood, in the hopes of getting some rebound action. I may like Sienna and all but she doesn't have the best judgment in matters of the heart...or dick.


I'd say Dominic's chances right now are pretty damn good. Get on that plane, boy! Then get on that girl!


I am so bad!

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