Love on an ice rink

I think its apparent that Alexander Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin were once in love- I mean best friends and then Malkin broke Ovie's heart- I mean stole his girlfriend (or something) and now the two are rivals.

Last night the Pens played the Caps.

The Caps won but more importantly Ovechkin decided that his exboyfriend bff was going to get some beat downs, 'cause he went after him every chance he got.

Ovechkin was probably jealous because Crosby and Malkin are like so totally going out- I mean are really good friends now, and at the end of the match they each had some choice words for each other. Now seeing the man he loved respected so much was being attacked, Talbot decided to get in on the trash talking too. Sorry to break it to you Maxime but Malkin and Crosby are in love- errr...I mean...ummm...they have similar interests and stuff, so your unrequited love will have to remain just that!

RE: Pens fans everywhere saying they'll win The Cup next year

There's nothing I'd like to see more than to see my boys win BUT to make it all the way to the finals, loose and then come back to win the cup next year -- let's just say this isn't the Montreal Canadiens of the 1930s/1940s. I mean just look at the Ottawa Senators, where are they now? They don't call it the hardest title to win in sports for nothing. Getting to the finals is a feat in and of itself

And according to hockey analysts everywhere this current Penguins hockey roster will not remain intact for the next season. Ray Shero's got to work some black magic to keep his team red hot. Crosby and Malkin can only do so much! ALSO whispers around the league are saying that Malkin's peacing out of Pittsburgh once his contract his up next year. Which from Malkin's standpoint makes complete sense. He'll never make as much as or more money than husband no. 6; he'll never be the star of the Penguins, he'll always be the Robin to Crosby's Batman; always in the shadow, never in the spotlight!

Now before y'all go nutz, just think about it logically:

why stay on a team where you'll always be second fiddle? When Malkin's contract is up, he'll have is pick of any team in the league (well except for Washington). For his career? for the money? for the endorsement deals? Listen people the age of franchise loyalty is not dead per se BUT there's no way it can withstand the new age of ridiculous amounts of money and Gatorade commercials. This is a new generation, this is the new NHL. But having said that I think Sidney Crosby will stay in Pittsburgh for his entire career

CALLED IT!

What were my boys, The Pens, going to do without our Lord and Savior, Sidney Crosby???

Merkk bitches, that's what!!!!!

and who led the pack, why Evgeni Malkin of course!!! Just like I predicted! AND the rest of the team stepped up their game tenfold, just like I predicted!

...and came up with a 2-0 win against the Montreal Canadiens.

OH YEA!

Sabourin with his first game back, shut them out, HOT!

I love Crosby (as you may have guessed) but this injury thing, could be a blessing in disguise for the rest of the team, you know so that everyone can finally realize that there are other guys on the team.

Possibly? Maybe? Perhaps?

I'm just throwing that out there because whether we like it or not, Jesus is going to be out for a prolonged period of time, so why shouldn't the boys show that Crosby didn't get those bajillion points all by his lonesome (although theoretically he definitely could have)

To my Pens, who's going to show the world that Jesus is just the *icing on the cake!!!!!!




*icing made by a top chef, 3 inches deep, placed on top of, around, and in the middle of the cake, and incidentally the better part of the cake, because who the hell eats cake without icing???

Staal vs Staal, Hall vs Staal, and a Geno hattrick!

Staal vs. Staal

Last night my boys, The Pens played the Rangers AKA Staal vs Staal. Luckily Sean Avery's a whiny bitch and is out with a hand injury.

A lot of lonely nights beating the stick, Avery??? Muahahahahaha

ANYWAYS, at the beginning you could tell both teams wanted it and they wanted it BAD however my boys quickly overpowered the Rangers, and pretty much owned this game. I kind of stopped watching the game for a bit because Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles were on, I flicked in between but srsly guys Terminator > Hockey.

Speaking of cyborgs, how good is Ty Conklin...like for real, who is this dude? where did he come from? why is he so good? and what came first the chicken or the egg? Conk, has been untouchable since replacing Marc-Andre, UNTOUCHABLE! He's nuts, insane, POSSESSED! I don't think I've seen a goalie this season that moves like him! When, and I mean, when the Penguins make the playoffs, Conk should defo be starting goalie (forget Marc-Andre, who's been inconsistent at best!) yes we all know his previous history of playoff uh performance, but there's no other goalie in the NHL that's as red hot as Conk, am I wrong?

Check out Sidney's face...L.O.L.

Who else was on fire, well besides the obvious, Sidney Crosby, MALKIN! Homeboy is totally sticking it to the fans who didn't vote for him for the all-star game, because he got his 2nd NHL hattrick last night, yea his second one in like a week/week and a half time span, take that HATERS!!!!!
The Pens walked away with a 4-1 victory, and the Rangers, in the dying seconds of the game, decided that since they couldn't win the game, maybe they should throw down, and win with a beat down! Adam Hall, and my boyfriend Marc Staal, got into it the most. It wasn't a fight exactly, Adam tried the whole jersey over the head thing (to which I screamed "Hey Hall, that's my job, step off my man!") but Marc got Adam into a bear hug and try as he might Hall could not get any good jabs in, OH MARC! He did manage to get of Marc's helmet, to reveal his ginger hair (tnawww) which I got really excited about and then realized that I'm lame.


So after last night's game, husband no. 5 is tied with Vincent Lecavalier for top points in the league. AND my boys, the Pens, are first place in the Atlantic Division...HECK YES!