Danny, Danny, Danny

...we need to talk.

I've been an apologist of yours for a while now because I believe in your talent, I believe in your potential but week after week your making it hard for me to defend you. Quite frankly Daniel (I'm calling you Daniel, deal with it) I'm worried about you, both professionally and otherwise.

First off, image is everything in any professional sport...okay it isn't everything but it could be the deciding factor in whether or not you sink or swim, case in point Tiger Woods, so why on God's green Earth are you parading around LA hooking up with C-list celebs, and stumbling out of clubs? Do you not understand you were run out of the UK, Europe even? You can't come back until you've proven yourself in Australia!?!?!?!? Do you not understand that you will not be featured in the coming World Cup, its like pretty much a done deal?!?!?!?!?!? And what's this we're hearing about you potentially becoming a footballer???? Okay yea to be fair you were JUST training with a football club but like- you knew what you were doing, you knew the attention this would garner, you knew the rumours that would be flying around-

are you effing kidding me? Like you really had no clue that it would turn into this? Don't you have people who care about you? Don't you have friends? I can't talk to you right now! I just can't- we're in a fight!





DOMINIC WALDOUCK PICTURE POST, because he just signed a 3 year contract with the WASPs and was named vice captain...and because he's really hot!

No Fair!

Australia gets Danny Cipriani AND Kelly Brook, why is life so cruel?



In the least shocking news of the century Danny Cipriani is going down to Melbourne to join ARU's newest team the Rebels...yea I saw that coming like 5 weeks ago.

There has been criticisms that Cips' goals were not focused on making the English squad that may be true but its not like he had a chance anyway, and he knows it too!

A move to Australia could be a good thing for him, if you had the chance to move down under you're telling me you wouldn't take it? And even though this move pretty much guarantees he won't be competing in the 2011 World Cup, remember he is still really young he has years of rugby left in him and who knows, who's to say he would have made the squad had he stayed, right? As of now its Johny Wilkinson and Toby Flood as England's Fly Halfs (Halves? Whatever), I personally don't see that changing but then again anythings possible.

Also probably the most important aspect of this story is that Kelly Brook is going with him. Well its not like she can't pose in bikini's in Australia, ya know? If anything its more appropriate. So why not, right?

Dom Waldouck is probably a wreck right now. Hey Waldo if you ,uh ,need someone to comfort you I'm available. I mean I know I have essays, and exams, and presentations, and friends, and families, and boys, and a job but I could totally put that all on hold if you fly me out to London. I know how to cook, and how to hold my liquor, among other things...well the offer is there.

...

Kelly Brook and Her Man-Slave Pose For Some Pictures

Please!

These are not unplanned, they are totally staged! How do I know? Well, how did the photographers get so close? Why is the quality so good? How come there isn't an unflattering photo in the lot? Why is every shot the cover of a Harlequin romance novel? I repeat: these are not candids! These shots were paid for!


Not that I'm hating or judging. I'm not a celebrity, let alone a UK celebrity where they have wire taps on your phone and 24/hr surveillance on your house...hey maybe the CIA should hire the British paparazzi, they'd find Osama Bin Ladin in an hour!


Back to my point: There have been rumours that Kelly and her man slave had broken up, what better way to put those rumours to bed and earn a little extra cash at the same time then have staged candids with Kelly and her hot boyfriend 'frolicking' in the Caribbean, looking hot, in love, and coping a feel?

Crack that whip, girlfriend!


I suppose this is a pretty good consolation prize to being kicked out of the Heineken Cup race, right Danny?


Although I can't imagine what they talk about. Does Danny even know how to read? Can he even formulate sentences? I'm not saying ALL rugby players are cavemen, I'm just saying Danny Cipriani doesn't seem like the brightest crayon on the box. He always has an empty look on his face, like the lights are on but no ones home. Am I wrong?

Whatever, I'm sure the sex is earth shattering.

Let's talk about Tom Rees for a moment

Tom Rees. You'd never guess he was 24 years old. You'd never think he was eloquent and well spoken. You'd never guess that he and James Haskell and his mouth are good friends. You'd probably never look at him and say to yourself 'DAMN, I need that in m...my life'. Well that last part changed for me when I saw this:



Now despite popular belief I'm not an anglophile. I have enough of a British Imperialist/Colonist background(great-grandparents colonialists from England populating in South Africa) to realize it ain't all that, sure Britain's nice but I still think Canada is the best country ever but that's another post for another time.

Back to my point.

Tom Rees is not a still life kind of fella, meaning that if you just saw a picture of him you wouldn't really have the previously stated reaction but after this video? UGH!

Hello, there sailor! I'm a sucker for deep voices, must be a primordial reaction of 'the deeper the voice they more fertile the male, LET'S GET DOWN!'. Its the way he speaks and his mannerisms that make Tom Rees doable. He's not a pretty boy by any means but he's quite clever, seems gentlemanly enough AND his body is rock solid!

Tell me, after that video, would you say no to Tom Rees?

Don't lie to yourself, you would, you SO would!

Breaking News: James Haskell Leaves WASPS

James Haskell is leaving the WASPS for Stade Francias en Paris. How sad :( But never fret kids we always have his blog and this amazing ADHD video:



srsly, WTF? Was he reading off of placards? and then they inserted the interviewer later? wtf is this? Ugh I hate the way his mouth moves...yes I get really finicky over stupid things. Well Jim, I'm sure the boys will miss you very much but you'll always have ~*London*~.

James, its been real!

PEACE

This one goes out to my homosexual brothers! <3

There's no words, really.

Haskell's abs are out of this world, its a shame about his face...and lack of neck. Love how Shaw and Haskell are touching Cipriani, hovering over hime, as if it say, 'yea he maybe a marketable pretty boy future superstar but he's still our bitch'

HOT!

The only thing negative about this photo is that my boyfriend Dominic Waldouck is not there with them. Oh baby, this would have been my wallpaper...FOR MY HOUSE.

But guise, don't you love the homo-erotic energy this photo is exuding. I know they take showers together...and tackle each other...and wrestle each other for the ball, mmm- AHEM But this totally looks like a cover for a gay porn DVD...and there's nothing wrong with that!

Possible titles for this movie:

'Cum with us'

'Drop the Soap'

'The British are cuming'

'The Bare-Backs' ('cuz the NZ national rugby team is called the all-blacks 'cause they wear all black, and thes guys are naked and they're rugby players, eh? eh?)

'The Tag Team'

'we'll f*ck you up...the ass'

Oh my, I'm so bad but I can't help it. This photo pure unadulterated, primordial instinct, sweaty, on all fours, rough...uhhhh...badminton, 'cause like that's how badminton used to be played...back in the day...badminton...ummmmmmmmmmm...Chirs Martin is like totally annoying, let me tell you

kthnxbye

PS Oh lard the ball says Bull Dog, ahahahahahahaha

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

The WASPS are out of the running for the Heineken Cup. Last year's champs are out! Boo! And my boyfriend Dominic Waldouck was fantastic this season, playing so well, after his knee injury! UGH how heartbreaking :(

PS People need to stop hating on Danny Cipriani. Athletes have their highs and their lows. Did he rush back after his injury maybe BUT he's under a lot of pressure and even though he seems like this huge rugby superstar (Richie McCaw rolls his eyes) he's still very young, still very new, give the kid a break! In any other arena in life would you ask so much of a 21 year old, methinks not, so STFU!

This Blog Needs...

MOAR Domininc Waldouck!!!!!

That dude better watch were he grabs, that junk is mine!

Kelly Brook and Her Man-Slave are Hot in the Caribbean for 2009

What a treat, eh? There's too much hot in this picture, I'm not sure I can take it! They really do make a good couple. Maybe her hotness will bring the WASPS some good luck (or at the very least distract the opposing team). However, to be perfectly honest my boyfriend, Dominic Waldouck's bod is way tighter than his Bff, Danny's, I mean what the hell happened to his thighs, they're all shinny and shit, WTF??? Rugby players are supposed to have tree stumps for legs, what is this foolishness??? Get on that treadmill boy and start winnin' us some matches!

...and Kelly you continue being hot.

Dominic Waldouck was the Missing Ingredient

When my boyfriend got injured the WASPS weren't doing too well but it wasn't like they were losing by a million tries or anything but rather by 2 or 3, so victory was within their reach but somehow they'd come up short. However, now that my boyfriend Dominic Waldouck is back, things are looking up having beat Edinburgh 19-11, coincidence? I think not!

Oh and here's a video that I've watched a million times because I'm nuts! Fortuitous is in his vocabulary guys, FORTUITOUS! Do you even know what it means? I do but do you? I bet certain husbands in a certain national hockey league have never heard of the word fortuitous, let alone know what it means. OH and I love his shout out to wikipedia not being a valid source for university essays, clearly he was addressing me! Alright boys looks like Dom is giving you a run for your money better step it up...I'm talking to you Sidney! but to be honest, that's a tall order to fill Sid, will you be usurped once again?

GIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRL YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON!

The hotness that is Kelly Brook was seen recently supporting her slave's - I mean Danny Cipriani's team, the London WASPS (HA HA!)


Sports Journo's are starting to rumble and grumble about their relationship and how Danny needs to focus on Rugby and not on being famous despite the fact that he's been phenomenal as of late.

THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!!

If they had a girlfriend that looked like Kelly Brook wouldn't they want to puff up their chests and show the world "yea I'm tappin' that!" I know I would! Girlfriend is straight up hot! What she was doing with Billy Zane, I'll never know.

I am so jealous of her hair, why can't mine do that? :(

Because I'm obsessed

My WASP boyfriend (LMAO...you know that's never going to get old), Dominic Waldouck will be out for 6-8 weeks with a knee injury:(

Meanwhile, his bff, Danny Cipriani is 'Besotted' with the hotness that is Kelly Brook.


Its definitely an upgrade for both parties. I mean from Billy Zane to Danny Cipriani? from Cheeky girl to Kelly Brook. They've both improved by LEAGUES!!!!! And they're both so hot. But I'm totally convinced that ~*Kells*~ wears the pants in this relationship. HAWT! Love them! They're like the UK version of Gisele and Tom, LOVE IT!

Danny and Dominic

Hockey players do not have a monopoly on hotness, far from, it in fact. But let's take a look at two pretty faces from a sport even more brutal than hockey, rugby. My dad was a rugby coach back in the day and when I feel like waking up at 8am on a Sunday, I may catch a game, so I know a thing or two about rugby.

But we're not here to talk about the ins and outs of the game, we're here to look and drool over two of the London WASPS (ahahahahahahahahaha) hottest stars, Danny Cipriani and Dominic Waldouck. Yes they are on a team called the WASPS, let's not focus on the irony of an ENGLISH rugby team called WASPS, let's focus on Kelly Brook's but boy (Danny) and my boyfriend (Dominic).

Danny

even that guy sitting beside him wants a piece of Danny

Dominic

*melts*

And just for all our perverted fantasies...and when I say our I mean, my

JUMP ON IT