Kris Russell Needs Our Help

Poor Little Shake. Who could get lovin' when your roomate/bff is the hotness that is Jared Boll? Dude, I know what's up!

Sound Familiar: You're out in the clubs, you and Boll sippin' on your bud light (ick!), he sees a hot chick and is about to go in for the kill but wait a minute she's with 'an ugly friend' (*eye roll*), knowing that he has no chance with said hottie unless her friend has a dude macking on her too, he gives you a look and you know that's when you come in...that's when you always come in. You agree because you're mates and next time, he'll be your wingman, right?


So after a few beers you head back to your apartment for a little 'after party' and while Jared and said hottie are getting it on in the bedroom, you and 'the ugly' one are sitting awkwardly in the living room watching the late late show with Craig Ferguson.

Is that about right, darling? Did I miss anything?



But hey, don't be too hard on yourself, I'm here to give you that helping hand. The inside scoop on the female mind. You may want to write this down.

First off we need to look at your 'strengths'... Ok fine, I'll list them off

• You're cute, adorable, so precious
• You're funny
• You're a pro athlete
• You can cook
• You know the value of hard work and sacrifice
• You clean up nice
• You're Canadian
  
• You have a nice chin and lips to match
• You have a boyish charm
  

Alright now on to your...um...'non strengths'

• You speak through your teeth
• You're hair cut is fitting for a 14 year old
• You need a proper skin care regime
• Your wardrobe needs to mature, I'm not saying you should wear sweater vests, all I'm saying is that you're not in high school anymore
• You need to smile more
  
• You need to 'expand your mind' your interviews aren't exactly engaging
  

I don't know if you've noticed but most of your non strengths has to d do with grooming because you're already a gem, you just need to be polished.

Let's start with the head down shall we?

Hair

• I don't know if they have this in America but if not, I'm sure your mother will be happy to send you a few boxes. Tresemme Shampoo and Conditioner. Tresemme is the pinacle. After using this stuff I can never go back. My hair is so soft and so smooth, and shiny. If it works for my hair it will definately work for yours! Remember to comb your hair before you get into the shower, you'll have less tangles, and your comb won't be filled with hair afterwards. Oh and when you've towel dried, rub a dime sized amount of conditioner in your hair ;)
• Alright on to your haircut, you seem to like it long, but we can't have it too long because we've all seen the head shot from 2007...ANYWAYS here are two hairstyles that I think could work for you and your hair type:

or

You like? The ladies do love Chace Crawford, he's hot, homoquestionable but hot nonetheless.

Skin

• All I have to say is Nivea for men and moisturize after shaving or else you'll get those bumps. Oh and don't try and skip the four scared steps of skin care 1)Exfoliate/Scrub 2)Cleanse 3)Tone 4)Moisturize
  

Wardrobe

• I get it! You're young, you're laid back, you like the skater look, we can make this work without you looking 14. Shoes first!!!

How about these black, grey and yellow Adidas? I know you're used to your DC shoes or whatever but Adidas are classics they're perfect for almost every occasion. While your DC shoes say 'I'm a sk8tr bra' Adidas don't define you, you can be anything, an indie rockstar, a new york cool kid, an investment banker on a Saturday. Adidas my friend, please see the light. If above Adidas (which I strongly recommend, dude) are a little too 'foreign' for you then I suggest these ones, they're closer to your DCs but haven't lost they're 'cool every man' feel

Now on to jeans! I wish I could stick you in a Tom Ford Suit but alas, you're just not that type of dude, so we're going for classic and effortlessly cool. Levi's are the best jeans and I have picked these two pairs for you:

The second pair maybe a little too risque compared to what you're used to but trust me darling, I know what I'm talking about!

Ah, the t-shirt. Now I don't know who told you boys that graphic tees were ok because they're not! They're ugly, and they automatically signal to the outside world that the wearer is a douche bag, and you're not a douche bag, Kris, are you?
This black tee is from American Apparel. I think you should stick with black, greys, and navy because I don't think you're ready for white...Jared's not even ready for white. Ok now on to formal/professional wear!

I'm partial towards Burberry, there I said it! But really you don't have to be some pretty english fairy to wear Burberry, it looks good on everyone! So for outter wear I say a black peacoat:
Hey if the badasses that are the boondock saints can rock it, so can you!

Now in terms of pants, I think we should carry on with the trend of a more fitted trouser, don't you?
These pants? These pants! I am all over these pants! Undoing those pants, in those pants, those pants on my bedroom floor, and in my washing machine (if you're lucky)! These pants are perfect for you! Please buy them now! I'm serious!


This sweater but in charcoal grey, with a white button up, and no self-respecting woman could resist. Its just as much about the packaging as it is about the product, hard facts of life!


I don't want to go too crazy on the shoes, you aren't a style icon like Beckham but that doesn't mean you have to look like a schlep. These shoes, are dressy, yet casual and they're slip ons so I don't want to hear any complaints!

I think that's about it for grooming. Now, darling, when you speak, announciate, don't speak through your teeth, be confidant in what you have to say, even when you have a demi god as your wingman, confidence is everything! I hate the term cultured because we are all, in a sense, cultured, so my advice to you is read! Read the Newspaper, it not only gives you the news but it gives you resturant reviews, book reviews, advice about travel and cars, etc. It is your gateway to a world full of knowledge and enlightenement. I'm not asking you to be Sorates or Charles Dickens but the more you know, the more you'll have to talk about AND you'll seem waay smarter than your roomate over there, who's favourite book is Green Eggs and Ham...

This is my advice Little Shake, take it or leave it but I gurantee you, it will benefit you when the time comes when you're the Maverick and Boll's the Wingman.

xo

2009 Brit Nomintaions: Girls and Kings

Girls Aloud have been nominated for Best British Group and Best British Single, but to be honest I don't know if they'll win, 'cause they've got some serious competition! I mean Radiohead >>>>> E'erybody, but I'll be rooting for you, Girls!



Oh and Only By The Night was also nominated for Best International Album and The Kings were also nominated for Best International Group. Sorry boys but to be honest both awards are going to MGMT, and that's my unbiased opinon! Oracular Spectacular was a better album, it was fresh, it was new, it was original, and Only By The Night? Well we've seen better from you boys, you know that we know that, so let's just move on shall we? The truth, it hurts...OH SNAP!

Girls Aloud Make Us Proud

Girls Aloud made history today by achieving their 20th top ten single with 'The Loving Kind'! Woot, especially since the Pet Shop Boys wrote this song 'specailly for them.

They deserve this, non? They've worked so hard and are so very talented, so I don't understand the hate. They've never claimed to be artists, they're performers entertainers, they haven't claimed to be the best band ever. Their music is fun, catchy, and fabulous, not everyone has to be Bob Dylan...acutally not everyone can be. So why can't we have our cake and eat it too?

Bands that are fans of the Girls: Arctic Monkeys, Coldplay, Oasis, Kaiser Chiefs...if the Gallagher brothers can openly admit to liking the Girls why can't you?

Brashear merkks Boll in the face, Danny Gare takes exception

And the man crush intensifies...



Hey, Danny, I agree with you but did you really have to jump out of your seat, knock over your bud light and yell in my ear about it? Boll takes shots to the face all the time (oh my what a double entendre we have here!), look he gets right back up ready to continue, there's no need to go nuclear!

PS In my psychotic obsession research of Jared Boll, you wouldn't believe how many photo's I've found of Danny Gare lurking the background. Looks like I'm not the only one jealous of Kris Russell maybe I should do a news serial!

PPS I'm not hating on Gare, he seems like a fun guy, like the dad elected to chaperon your trip to the cottage and then gets drunk with you and your friends and tells stories about when he was in the army in some foreign country and how he got down with the local girls...good times! Danny Gare is totally that dad, who drives a John Deer lawn mower and buys you beer for your parties because its 'safer if you drink in the house'. He'd be so fun to have over at a BBQ, non?

SPOTTED: Nathan Followill at Orlando's birthday party with Liv Tyler

The uneducated mind would assume that Nathan, is stepping out on his lady love, Jessie Baylin, with Liv Tyler BUT really that's not the case. Liv and the Kings have been tight for years now, just friends! Liv's a goddess and all but Nathan would be a f*cking idiot to cheat on Jessie...which he never would, so stop what you're thinking right now, because it ain't like that, ok? She probably asked him to escort her to the snooze fest that probably was, Orlando Bloom's 32nd birthday, I mean Adam Levine was there...'nuff said!

PS Orlando Bloom is, 32? Gross!

PPS Check out Nathan's bulge...WHAT???? I wasn't looking, its just there, ok?

PPPS Caleb should date Liv...on second thought, she's too much woman for him, Caleb will forever be with a girl, never a woman. Oh snap!

At Home With Jared Rittenhouse Boll...Kris Russell was There Too

Danny Gare totally has a man crush on Jared Boll! And why wouldn't he? Jared's straight up hot!

I think its obvious that Jared and I are made for each other: I hate cleaning, he's a neat freak. He can't cook, I love to cook, SOULMATES!!!!!!! But he can't join my polyandrous cult just yet, Dominic Waldouck got's firsties! Sorry Boll, you've got to remain a boyfriend for now.

Oooo as his bff's gf, I could totally give Russell some tips on how to manage that impossible hair of his...I'm like an expert on hair because mine requires so much effort and maintenance. K, so Kris conditioner is your friend, and unless you're going to maintain it, long hair just isn't for you, hun!

PS Kris has really nice lips, non? Shoulda been a girl, we'll keep Ryan the way he is though, he's the better looking twin...I'm so bad.

Biology

Is it bad I love this song? Its so sassy, like shake, and pose, and whip your hair around and wink over your shoulder...so basically the video:



Damn, they're all so hot, with their come hither looks. Stop teasing me GA, stop that right now!

Jared Rittenhouse Boll's Got Depth Y'all!

This interview is c/o the lovely Bethany at Bethany's Hockey Rants.

This Photo is old...like this interview. BTW blonde really doesn't suit him

What’s the one thing you can’t leave home without when you go on road trips?
Pillow

How did you choose your sweater number?
Just picked it a long time ago and stuck with it

Where is the one place that you have always wanted to visit, but have not been?
Bahamas

What animal do you think best matches your personality?
Tiger, because I like them (wow Jared, great elaboration!)

If you had to listen to the same CD on repeat for the rest of your life, which one would it be?
DMB (Dave Matthews Band) - Live in Chicago (I'm shocked, I had him pegged as a rap rock fan...along with country)

If you could change one thing in the world what would it be and why?
No mosquitoes, I hate them (forget war, cancer, poverty, Boll wants to get rid of mosquitoes. Priorities mate, priorities)

If you were a contestant on Survivor what teammate would you want in your tribe?
James Neal (I love James Neal he always has this 'WHAT?!?' look on his face)

If you had a superpower what would you want it to be? What would your superhero name be?
Invincible, Invisaman (Oh you so clever Jared)

If you had to pick a theme song for your life, what would it be? How about for your hockey career?
Thunderstruck, because it’s cool (Nice justification)

You win 5 million dollars (US) in the lottery, what is the first thing you’d buy?
A sailboat for my Dad (aw, how sweet *swoon*)

What actor would have play yourself in a film?
Ashton Kutcher (Only because you both have silky smooth straight hair...JERKS!)

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yes, 2 brothers

All time favorite TV shows?
Saved by the Bell (Srsly? Not even Seinfeld? Simpsons? No! Saved By the Bell, y'all)

Dream vehicle?
Lamborghini (Well Dom, drives a Spider Audi...what have you ever done with your life?)

Do you have pets?
Yes, a dog (name? breed? favourite chew toy? ANYTHING?)

What is the best prank you’ve ever played on someone?
locked my brother in a closest, I thought it was funny at the time (I guess its one of those things were you had to be there, eh?)

If you could pick four people to have dinner with, living or dead, who would they be and why?
Jesus, Steve Yzerman, Scott Bowman, My Grandpa (aw, I'd pick my grandpa too!)

What is your nickname on the team?
Bollzy (LMAO)

What is your most memorable hockey moment?
Winning the macs in midget with Gino (Pisellini) on Team Illinois

What is the song that gets you fired up?
Van Halen - Right Now (No, just no)

If you were not playing hockey, what would you like to do for a career?
A sports agent (mmm Jared would look good in a suit, I'd be the CEO to his Ho any day!)

How did you get started in hockey? At what age?
I think my dad just put me on the ice once and loved it ever since, age 5

What words of advice would you offer to young hockey players?
Go as hard as you can every shift because it could be your last (this could also be applied to everyday life, kids!)

What are your hobbies?
Golf, Video Games

How do you prepare for a game?
Get mentally focused (could you be more specific, perhaps?)

What is the first hockey memory?
Scoring (Jared's doesn't get caught up in the details...)

What do you do to relax?
Sleep (NO WAI!)

If you are living away from home, how has the move to Plymouth effected you?
Good, made me mature (I'd beg to differ, doing your own laundry does not = maturity, and Kris Russell's giggles betray you!)

Anything you would like to say to the fans?
Cheer loud (Typical)

A few of my favorite things…

Hockey Player: Todd Bertuzzi, Darcy Tucker (...two of my favourite players...NOT)

Music Group: DMB (what's with the abbreviations?)

Food: Steak

Hockey Team: Columbus Bluejackets (I should hope so)

Movie: Dumb & Dumber, Rudy (Oh Jared...)

Book: Green Eggs and Ham (I think its evident that this was the last book Jared read...back in the 1st grade)

Actor: Matt Damon (Maaatt Damon, MAAAAAAAT DAMON)

Actress: Julia Roberts (Maaatt Damon!)

Brand of Stick: Bauer

Brand of Skate: Bauer

Cartoon: Popeye (WTF, when was Jared born the 50s? because when we were kids X-men and Spiderman were the shit!)

Superhero: Superman (BOO, Batman FTW!)

Color: Blue

Sport (besides hockey): Golf

Thing to do on the bus: Listen to music, talk

Video Game: any of the NHL games

Snack Food: pickles (I like pickels too, pick me! pick me!)

After reading this interview (which was done when he was in the America Leage or OHL, whatever its a few years old) its apparent that...well like I said before, would you really want to spend your time with Jared Boll conversing? Nah, I didn't think so.

The NHL Makes it Right...Sort of

Because we still have people starting who don't deserve to be there let alone starting in the All-Star game *cough* Getzlaf *cough* BUT the league stepped in to give the All-Star title to the real stars of the NHL.

The Real Stars of the East:

Forwards
Jeff Carter

Dany Heatley

Ilya Kovalchuk

Vincent Lecavalier

Alexander Ovechkin - How he wasn't named a starter, I'll never know

Zach Parise
Marc Savard
Eric Staal
Thomas Vanek

Defense
Jay Bouwmeester
Zdeno Chara

Thomas Kaberle - The lone Leaf
Mark Streit

Goaltending
Henrik Lundqvist - Yesssssssssssss, finally!

Tim Thomas

The Real Stars of the West:

Forwards
Dustin Brown

Pavel Datsyuk

Shane Doan

Milan Hejduk

Jerome Iginla - Iggy truly is the pinnacle, eh? So how come he isn't a starter? Oh yea people were too busy stuffing the ballot with undeservings like Ryan Getzlaf

Mike Modano

Rick Nash - *swoon*

Joe Thornton

Keith Tkachuk

Defense
Dan Boyle

Nicklas Lidstrom
Sheldon Souray - This one I question...

Shea Weber

Goaltending
Niklas Backstrom

Roberto Luongo

What is This Fuckery???

Apparently they're making The Descent: Part 2

...WTF

How can there be a sequel the way that it ended was, ok um

*SPOILER ALERT*







Are we safe yet? No! Ok we'll continue

I think we're ok!


ANYWAYS, the way that it ended was PERFECT! It totally made the movie. It gift wrapped it, tied it with a bow and put it under the tree. The European version AKA the real version, shows Sarah, after having left Juno for dead, escape from the cave, and after having pulled over, sees Juno's ghost, only to wake up to find that she didn't escape after all. You hear the crawler's closing in on her and you know she's not going to make it out of the cave alive, so she hallucinates seeing her daughter with her birthday cake and it ends. IT ENDS!

I mean its an open ending because you don't see her die but that's the point, you're left with knowing that was she eaten and that emotional rollercoaster you went through, throughout the movie was all for nothing, all the women were done like dinner!


The movie was a perfect horror film. It had a solid story line, it used the dark as its main 'special effect', the characters weren't idiots, you were emotionally invested, and you were rooting for them to kick the sh*t out of those crawlers (I think they did a pretty good job, especially the last scene with Sarah and Juno, EPIC!), and everytime someone was killed you were sad and scared sh*tless! It was more of a drama than a horror film, and the ending! Just that hopelessness you feel for Sarah, after all that she's been through, after everything that she's lost, she's not getting out of this, its so unfair and so tragic, and it totally tears your world apart!

I just don't understand the point of a sequel (ok yea the money)...Of course I'm still going to go see it!

Oh.Okay.

I love me some Cheryl Cole but referring to Girls Aloud as Cheryl and Co. is offensive. She's not even the best singer, that title belongs to Nadine! UGH what is that all about? Just SO OFFENSIVE!!! Anyways on to the hotness!

Indeed!

Well hello there Kimba! Girlfriend, is lookin good!

Oh...Nadine is a beautiful girl but sometimes she has a tendency to look like a chimpmunk...this is one of those times. WHATEVER! She's tall, talented, rich and beautiful, that's more than you'll ever be, so don't hate!

I don't think I'll ever get over how sassy Nicola is. She's got such a sweet face but then she starts singing and sticking her finger up in the air, givin' us attitude, DAMN GIRL!

Sarah, darling, can we talk? Ok stop with the raccoon eyes. Stop with the partying. Get some sleep and eat a healthy diet of bangers and mash, kthxbye!

Oh you know you want her, stop foolin yourselves!

Cheryl En Vogue

So we can hate ourselves about how ugly and fat we are in comparison.


GORGEOUS!

Brett McLean Knows What's up

Sidney Crosby also got into a bitch fight on January 4th.



I've heard the criticisms that 'the fight' was childish, immature, and uncalled for, on Crosby's part.

True: when Sidney Crosby gets frustrated (like when his team is trailing) he does stupid things and has on occasion drawn penalties BUT considering how controlled he is, he would never EVER do this to another player unless provoked.


Brett McLean claims he didn't know what was going on... bitch we aren't buying that for a second! Clearly it was Brett who said something, and when it came to blows, homeboy turned into a rag doll. It must have been pretty bad since the look on Sidney's face was kind of scary(???).

Now everyone's calling Sidney childish, saying what he did was 'disgraceful' etc. but how come no one is calling out McLean on pussy-ing out?

Double standards for the Prince of the NHL works both ways I guess...

The beautiful goddess Cheryl Cole graces a Vogue cover

The cover's not the best. Cheryl is easily the most beautiful woman in the world but I don't know if its the lighting or the make-up or the angle but she's looked better...like this photo inside the magazine:

DAMN, GIRL!

Let's forget that she's wearing squinted pants (you probably enjoy picturing her pantless, PERVS!) and let's focus on the fact that she's as beautiful as an angel. GORGEOUS! Why is such beauty being wasted on a douche such as Ashley Cole? BOO!

Cheryl Cole needs better friends! I'll be your friend! Pick me! Pick me!

What is this fuckery?

Have y'all seen the starting line up for the NHL All Star Game? Well that shit is wack! Check it:

Eastern Conference
Sidney Crosby - SHOCKING
Evgeni Malkin - SHOCKING
Alex Kovalev - SAY WAAAAAAAAAAT?
Andrei Markov - Stacking votes were we, Montreal fans?
Mike Komisarek - Ok, homeboy is hot, but an all star he is not!
Carey Price - Lundqvist robbed again? WTF is going on????

First things first: How is THE best player in the league (Alexander Ovechkin) not on the starting line-up? HOW? I know that Crosby's the golden boy and all but srsly, Ovechkin is owing Crosby in everything! That shit ain't right!

Where's Dany Heatley with his pirate smile? The sens may suck but he's still a kick ass player, same thing goes for Alfie!

Where the fuck is Vinny Lecavalier? huh? What kind of bullshit is this? again Tampa may suck, but Vinny is one of the best players in the league!

And Lundviqust, robbed again! Boo! This is wack y'all

Western Conference
Patrick Kane - Homeboy's face annoys me but yea I'm down with this one
Johnathan Toews - Homeboy's face annoys me and has even less of a personality than Crosby but again I'm down
Ryan Getzlaf - srsly bitches? srsly? Baldy McBalding gets a spot on the starting line-up and my darling Rick Nash does not, WTF??????
Brian Campbell - Brain Campbell made the starting line-up and Jerome Iginla didn't...WTF is wrong with you people?
Scott Niedermeyer - y'all chose Old man Nidermeyer and left out Lidstrom??? where's yo' head at g?
Jean-Sebasien Giguere - This one makes sense

Let me get this straigt guis, Iginla is not in the starting line-up. Nash is not in the starting line-up. Thronton is not in the starting line-up...WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?????

Damn, you bitches sure did pick horrible starting lines.


PS U knoe I break out da street talk wen I'm loced, can't check a real g, SON!

Alexander Semin has got skillzzzzzz

...

Maybe he was going for a judo chop kind of move and was just like 'fuck it I'm going to slap this bitch!'

My boyfriend, Marc Staal, has been in his share of fights and I think its quite obvious Semin's never fought a day in his life, so given that he did 'aight.

*snort*

But it still is funny! Speaking of funny:



I had to. You know I did!

Whoa...Wait...What?

Picture this:

You're a badass, no BS, extremely talented rock band from the American South and in not so many words have called out other musicians for feeding us shitty music. You're beloved by rock gods, cool celebrities, and hip models. The image that you've created has been bare bones, honest, and badass. You're the coolest fuckers out there and you know it, maybe to your fault.

So I ask thee this, if you were said talented rock band would you cut your family vacation short so you could be paid 300 000 pounds to play at a party thrown by the owner of Chelsea Football Club a famous art dealer? And would you consider that selling out?

To be fair, Kings of Leon, never said they were Nirvana. They didn't say they'd never sell out, so from that I must conclude that: Kings of Leon aren't sell outs!

BUT

Even though, I can't condemn them for wanting to get some extra cash for their mom (who else would they give it to? Get it Betty Ann!), it still doesn't feel Kosher, just like Only by the Night doesn't feel Kosher. This doesn't feel like the KOL that I know and love, they wouldn't play some Russian billionaire's party, not for all the coke money in the world BUT I can't really hate on them for doing such because they can do as they damn well please, right?


PS Ooooooo I wonder if Cheryl Cole was there? Now that would be too much hot in one room!






Dear Caleb,

All we do is fight.
I just don't know you anymore.
Is it really over?

Nicole

Kelly Brook and Her Man-Slave are Hot in the Caribbean for 2009

What a treat, eh? There's too much hot in this picture, I'm not sure I can take it! They really do make a good couple. Maybe her hotness will bring the WASPS some good luck (or at the very least distract the opposing team). However, to be perfectly honest my boyfriend, Dominic Waldouck's bod is way tighter than his Bff, Danny's, I mean what the hell happened to his thighs, they're all shinny and shit, WTF??? Rugby players are supposed to have tree stumps for legs, what is this foolishness??? Get on that treadmill boy and start winnin' us some matches!

...and Kelly you continue being hot.

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!

Happy New Year from me and the beautiful goddesses that are Girls Aloud!!!!!! We hope that 2009 is good...and stuff. Peace y'all!!!!!!!


Love,
Nicole
xoxo

Jared Rittenhouse Boll Video of the Day

He doesn't seem too smart, does he? It could be because the interview was kind of lame and didn't really allow him to show his 'personality' however, I doubt fortuitous is in his vocabulary. Not that it matters because if it were you and Jared Boll alone, would you really want spend your time talking?

Methinks not!

But he is adorable, sweet, and definitely resonates with the 12 year old inside of me who fell in love with all the guys on her brother's hockey team because they were 'like, soooooo cute'.

Things sure have changed, eh?

O Hai Thar Jared Boll

How could I have missed this? How could I have missed those glorious eyebrows?

While my focus of the Columbus Blue Jackets has been firmly planted on to my darling Rick Nash, Jared Boll has been running around kicking some ass for a season and a half. I knew he was there in theory, how could you not? He's the Jacket's enforcer and throws down with anyone, anytime, anywhere BUT its only been very recently where I've discovered his flowing hair and immaculate eyebrows.



Where have I been?


Jared Boll is a straight up hottie. Sure he wears graphic tees and the wrong wash of jeans and he listens to country but he's damn fine! His face is full of angles and points; sometimes he's loin quivering hot and sometimes hes totally precious and other times he's down right scary but you'd still hit it in a New York minute. And the best part is, he's nice, like genuinely nice, who knew?



Oh and you know its a total turn on that homeboy can kick some serious ass, our primordial instincts have not been completely wiped out, now have they?

What I wouldn't give to trade places with Kris Russell just for a day *sigh*

I think it just got a little hotter in here

Joyeux Noël!!!!

For those of you who celebrate it, I want to wish you a very Merry Christmas. Where ever you are I hope you are happy, safe, getting lots of presents, and getting fat! From mine to yours, keep well, and Happy Christmas. Peace on Earth y'all!!!!


Love,
Nicole
xoxo

The beautiful angel that is Cheryl Cole also wishes you a Merry Christmas!

Holiday Greetings from the Columbus Blue Jackets Rick Nash

Rick Nash doesn't understand the power he has

Everytime I see Rick Nash in either video or picture I giggle like a little school girl and am completely inconsolable because Rick is my ultimate, the most realistic out of all my husbands. While my other husbands are 70 or fictional or awkward, Rick is a regular guy, attainable, if you will. Now I'm not saying I have a chance with Rick because I absolutely don't, I'm not delusional, all I'm saying is that in reality, my real life paramours and crushes, resemble Rick the most.

...now that I think about it, it may be time for me to edit my list, no?

for my your viewing pleasure: