What is this fuckery?

Have y'all seen the starting line up for the NHL All Star Game? Well that shit is wack! Check it:

Eastern Conference
Sidney Crosby - SHOCKING
Evgeni Malkin - SHOCKING
Alex Kovalev - SAY WAAAAAAAAAAT?
Andrei Markov - Stacking votes were we, Montreal fans?
Mike Komisarek - Ok, homeboy is hot, but an all star he is not!
Carey Price - Lundqvist robbed again? WTF is going on????

First things first: How is THE best player in the league (Alexander Ovechkin) not on the starting line-up? HOW? I know that Crosby's the golden boy and all but srsly, Ovechkin is owing Crosby in everything! That shit ain't right!

Where's Dany Heatley with his pirate smile? The sens may suck but he's still a kick ass player, same thing goes for Alfie!

Where the fuck is Vinny Lecavalier? huh? What kind of bullshit is this? again Tampa may suck, but Vinny is one of the best players in the league!

And Lundviqust, robbed again! Boo! This is wack y'all

Western Conference
Patrick Kane - Homeboy's face annoys me but yea I'm down with this one
Johnathan Toews - Homeboy's face annoys me and has even less of a personality than Crosby but again I'm down
Ryan Getzlaf - srsly bitches? srsly? Baldy McBalding gets a spot on the starting line-up and my darling Rick Nash does not, WTF??????
Brian Campbell - Brain Campbell made the starting line-up and Jerome Iginla didn't...WTF is wrong with you people?
Scott Niedermeyer - y'all chose Old man Nidermeyer and left out Lidstrom??? where's yo' head at g?
Jean-Sebasien Giguere - This one makes sense

Let me get this straigt guis, Iginla is not in the starting line-up. Nash is not in the starting line-up. Thronton is not in the starting line-up...WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?????

Damn, you bitches sure did pick horrible starting lines.


PS U knoe I break out da street talk wen I'm loced, can't check a real g, SON!