So What's the Deal?

No doubt the homeboysezzz are having a hard time leaving Steele-town, the Pens were a very close team, probably the closest in the league; they were a brotherhood, and now two of their key players are being sent down to the dirty south AKA HOT-lanta AKA Atlanta. I'm sure the entire team is having a hard time with this trade, I mean Marian Hossa has ~*mad skill*~, would be an asset to any team, and they're lucky to have him but at the same time, is he a rental? is here to stay? if not, was it really a smart move to sign a guy for a few months just to have him leave at the end of the season at the expense of two players who were an integral part of this team? Who knows, only time will tell. If and only IF they sign Hossa to a long-ish term deal, then I would say yes it was worth it but until then I'm questioning Shero's logic here, but what else can we do, we must push on! Lead the way Malkin!!!

Peace out Armstrong and Christensen!!!!!

What's On My Ipod: Colby Cheese Armstrong

Nearly 24hrs has passed since the shocking news and I've put together a playlist that Colby Cheese needs to upload on his iPod right this instant because not only does it describe the emotions he's feeling right now BUT it will help him to just let it all out.

1)Meat Loaf - A kiss is a terrible thing to waste
The title doesn't say much but HAVE YOU HEARD THIS SONG??? So amazing, so dramatic, so fitting! The best good riddance song like EVER. Its kind of a two parter, starting off with regret and sadness, then ending with: "Tire tracks and broken hearts, it's all we're leaving behind! It doesn't matter what we're losing, it only matters what we're going to find!" Let it out Colby! Let.It.Out.


2)Oasis-Don't Look Back In Anger
Sure, this trade was a shocker, maybe a slight stab in the back, you thought you would be a penguin for a while but then fate had other plans for you. But there's no point being bitter about it, you'll be reunited with Mark Recchi, the weather's nicer down there, you'll no longer be known as "Sidney Crosby's bff/roomate/secret lover/confidant", AND Atlanta is a pretty OK team, just be thankful you're not going to Toronto...

"My soul slides away but don't look back in anger. Don't look back in anger, I heard you say, at least not today"


3)Whitney Houston-I Will Always Love You
No matter what Colby Cheese, the fans and the team will always love you and will always cherish your 'white guy who thinks he's funny' humor, I for one enjoyed it! You will be missed, you and your bird nose!

"Bittersweet memories that is all I'm taking with me. So goodbye, please don't cry. We both know I'm not what you, you need...I hope life treats you kind, and I hope you have all you've dreamed of. And I wish you joy and happiness but above all this, I wish you love!"

*tear*


4)Don Henley-Boys of Summer
This is going to be your and Sidney's theme song because summer's the only time you two will ever get to spoon and be alone (ooo so romantic) and when its over y'all will be heartbroken...don't worry boys, you'll always have ~*Pittsburgh*~

Colby to Sidney: I never will forget those nights. I wonder if it was a dream. Remember how you made me crazy? Remember how I made you ~*scream*~? Now I don't understand what happened to our love but babe I'm gonna get you back! I'm gonna show you what I'm made of!


5)Skunk Anansie-Secretly
You've noticed it right, Colby? Staal's been getting pretty dreamy as of late, he's growing out of his 'hot boy townie' look and turning into a hot viking WITH scruff, and he's getting more muscular, and his silky blonde hair has grown so much that he can flip it AHEM yea well Crosby's noticed it too, and you've noticed that Crosby's noticed that J. Staal is turning into quite the hot piece, so maybe you've requested this trade, maybe you wanted out of that locker room, where you didn't have to endure their stolen looks in the shower, and the pats on the butt in practice; you're heart just couldn't take it anymore, and I respect that Colby, I respect that.

"I've been a friend, with unbiased views, and then secretly lust after you"


6)Badly Drawn Boy-Promises
So you're at the airport, your boys are there, tears are welling up, your boys, your friends, your brothers, its time to say goodbye. First its the Ryan's, they sandwich you and give you noogies; Jordo flashes his million dollar smile telling you he won't take it easy on you on that you're on Atlanta; Max does his McLovin' impression for you one last time; Marc-Andre with that permanent smile, eyes all fogged up says 'Au revoir'; then Sidney Crosby, your bff, your soul mate , homeboy's never been good with words so he just hugs you and you whisper into his ear: "Sometimes you just have to walk away, remember I do love you! Have courage in what you say!" and then you pull away from him, never looking him in the eyes, pick up your bag, go through security and board your plane with tears in your eyes...

WOW I should write romance novels, I'm too good! LOL


7)Michael Jackson-Beat it
What's done is done, you can't change what's happened, now can you? So suck it up and take it Colby! Be a man, and show Penguins Inc. that they made a HUGE mistake...I'm sure Mark Recchi would be happy to give you some pointers!

"No one wants to be defeated, showin' how funky and strong is your fight! It doesn't matter who's wrong or right, just beat it, beat it!"


8)Maximo Park-By The Monument
Spending your first night away from Pittsburgh but more importantly your first night way from Sidney Crosby, can't be easy, so I give you permission to cry yourself to sleep to thing song.

"We'll sleep tonight in separate towns. At dusk, we see our disparate futures."


9)Kanye West-Stronger
Keep that head up Colby Cheese! You will get through this!

"I know I got to be right now 'cause I cant get much wronger!"


10)Mason Jennings-California
We're really going to miss you Colby Cheese, I hope you do very well in Atlanta! Say hi to lil' John for me!

"California Atlanta I hope that it wakes you from all the darkness that I couldn’t break through cause I’m going to miss you"

Peace out Colby Cheese, Stay gold!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS:

Colby Cheese, Erik Chirstensen, as of this moment, are no longer part of the Penguins, are no longer my boys. THEY.ARE.GOING.TO.ATLANTA!!!!! (the Pens get Marian Hossa!)

Husband no.5 Sidney Crosby, is losing his shit right now! Guaranteed!!!!! Colby Cheese is his roomate, his wingman, his bff!!! Losing him ain't going to be easy, for Crosby and by extention the Penguins.

Is this a good trade? well, only time (and a few hockey games) will tell.

I am heartbroken :(

~*Trades*~

Today, 3pm is the NHL trade deadline, so obviously the hockey world is going semi-nutz. There have been some shockerz, some heartbreakz, and some 'who carez', and its only 2:17! Will there be more? Is the biggest shake up yet to come? Will keep you posted!

Shockerzzzz:
-Montreal trades Cristobal Huet to the Washington Capitals: WTF, who saw this one coming??? I really don't know what the Canadiens are aiming at because there's no way Carey Price, as talented as he is, is ready to be the #1 goalie in one of, if not THE, toughest hockey markets in the league. Seriously what were they thinking???

-Peter Forsberg signing with Colorado: LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!!!! Didn't Pete say that he wasn't going to sign this year because he wasn't comfortable playing at the NHL level with his injuries???? and then a week later signs with the Avalanche, what kind of fucked up mind games is he playing?

Heartbreakzzzz:
-Buffalo trades Brian Campbell to San Jose: The press conference was a tear jerker, having spent his entire career, thus far, in Buffalo, Campbell was open and honest about leaving. He wanted to stay but in the end Buffalo could not afford him. No doubt the club and the fans will miss Brian Campbell *tear* ...but hey now Campbell can learn how to surf and get a tan, yes? Yes?

-Tampa Bay trades Brad Richards to the Dallas Stars: and somewhere in Florida, Vincent Lecavalier is crying himself to sleep. We all saw this trade coming like since November but still, its a tough pill to swallow when one of the best lines in the league is torn apart, plus I'll hardily ever get to see Richards' pretty face now that he's in the Western Conference, boo!

Who Carezzzz
-Toronto trades Wade Belak to the Florida Panthers: Wow Fletch, getting rid of the dead weight, wow! What.A.Move. Why don't you trade one of our ~*stars*~ like Tucker, or McCabe, or Steen, to really shake up the team but of course you won't because this is the Leafs we're talking about, my delinquent little brother; who makes all the wrong moves, in detention everyday and yet still gets all of our parents love and a higher allowance... I really don't understand this club, Not. At. All.

-New York Islanders sign Mike Comrie to a one year deal: Oooo the ex-boyfriend signs with the only team that wants him. Sure he's been good with the Islanders BUT can you really see Comrie doing well on any other team in the league...yea I didn't think so. Well at least him and Rick Dipetro can still share gel.


You want more? Well TSN gets paid for this shit and I don't so just Follow The Yellow Brick Road, for even more trade and acquisition, news.

Rock Star: Now touring NHL arenas

My brother and I were bored one day talking about how Ryan Miller and Brian Campbell rocked it out on an open mic night one night in some bar in Buffalo. I thought it was hilarious...and really embarrassing for them.

We then proceeded to go through the various NHL teams and form bands within those clubs, THE best band we came up with was The Toronto Maple Leafs, The Band:

Lead vocals/Rhythm Guitar: Paul Kubina
Lead guitar/Backing vocals: Mats Sundin
Bass: Darcy Tucker
Drums: Brian McCabe
Keyboards/Synthesizers/Triangle/Chimes: Alex Steen

Best band ever, non?

I mean, imagine Mats Sundin, rippin' on a guitar solo, his shirt unbutton, a cigarette in his mouth and his guitar face...PRICELESS!!! McCabe would TOTALLY have a mullet; you can picture it can't you?

Well apparently my brother and I weren't the only ones with this brilliant idea. My boyfriend Marc Staal and some other dudes thought that they could do the rockstar thing better than my Leafs...PUH-LEEZE:



Marc's a decent drummer, but Strudwick can't sing, and Hollweg...I just don't like him in general.

But guys think about it: Rockstar Leafs Vs. Rockstar Rangers...

Leafs > Rangers, non?



...in hockey however, well we know how I feel about that!

Get Thee To A Nunnery !!!!!!!!!!

From All The Rage:

Caleb Followill of Kings of Leon, shopping for luxury cast-iron cookware with his girlfriend, model Lily Aldridge, at Le Creuset at The Hill Center. Caleb was wearing an arm sling. Could he be recovering from another bar fight?

WHY??? WHY??? Why, Caleb, why??? Why are you doing this to me???? You're supposed to be shopping with ME for cast-iron cookware; I'M the one who should be nursing your broken arm c/o your alter ego 'Rooster'; its MY name that should be printed in some random gossip liner notes, as your model girlfriend!!!

What happened to True Love Way and Knocked Up, those were our songs, our love!!!!! and now you're seen around town shopping with some random model, how could you do this to me??? I thought we were forever!!!!! Oh fuck, what will I tell the kids???

You really broke my heart Caleb, I just don't know if I can forgive you. You've really fucked up Anthony Caleb Followill, and you fucked up good!

I just need some time and space, are we done? is this over? oh god Caleb, you fucking idiot!!!

Moving Legs In Footless Tights

MUSIC POST!

...because the NHL doesn't get all my love.

*Warning Electronic Heavy*

1)Robyn-With every heartbeat
2)Ladytron-Beauty*2
3)Boards of Canada-Dayvan Cowboy
4)Adele-Hometown Glory
5)The Jam-Mr.Clean
6)The Chemical Brothers-Hold Tight London
5)Nouvelle Vague-Fade To Grey
7)Operator Please-Leave It Alone
8)Candie Payne-One More Chance
9)Chris Brown-With You
10)The Clash-Guns of Brixton

enjoy/download/buy/ignore/whatever...

Well...

I've been studying for a super scary mid-term and my parents just left for the motherland a few days ago, so the past week has been pretty busy and thus I have not posted anything for a few days. This post is just to let you know that I'm alive, and that I am aware of throat-slashing, and my beloved Ottawa senators trades and acquisitions.

ANYWAYS just to wet your appetites here's a video of a 13 yr old Sidney Crosby...Fuck he was creepy! He had such composure and maturity, its not natural! It's freaking me out! He's got to be an alien or a cyborg or a cyborg alien, whatever, that shit just ain't kosher! Way to give me the creeps Crosby!



HAAAAAAA, his voice is so high! Since we're the same age and I'm crazy, I hypothesized that if Sidney and I were in the same class, he would have NEVER had a chance with me back then...but good thing we weren't, I'd kill myself like right now because not only is he awkwardly good looking, but he's fucking rich! Oh shut up, try paying your own way through university...HATERS!

STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!!!

Ick! Ick! ICK!

Paris Hilton? you know Paris Hilton, right? that disease ridden, no-talent, trashy, skank? Of course you know her, how can you not know her, homegirl is everywhere, from the launch of a new pepsi can, to a blockbust premiere, that girl is EVERWHERE! Whoring herself out to anyone and anything. She's disgusting, she's useless, and she dresses like she's from a trailer park. But like I said, she's everywhere, and everything she touches turns to shit. Think about it, is there any product, movie, campaign, album, person that's ever prospered after coming into contact with Paris Hilton?

Oh rick, you will be our undoing!

Anything? anything?

NO! because that skank is a disease! so when she said this:

"I’m really good at ice hockey. I’ve been playing since 10th grade, and people don’t know that I play defense in hockey. I like to check people, push people down."

First of all I called bullshit! Because there's no way, this chick can skate let alone play hockey and Second HOLY SHIT SHE'S GOING TO INFECT ONE OF MY BOYS!!!!!! you can just tell she's setting up to make her move on one of the NHL's brightest.

My first thought was OMG SIDNEY CROSBY but then I remembered that Sidney's not into that kind of skank-trash, and would definitely not like the constant paparazzi parade that would surely follow him, plus Mario would not approve; no worries our Lord and Savior is safe.

Alexander Ovechkin? He'd soooo be down with that because he is into that kind of skank-trash but Paris is shallow, so I doubt she'll be able to stand Ovie's crooked nose and missing teeth.

Mike Fisher? NO CHANCE IN HELL! Step off you slag, Fish wouldn't stick it in you, not even if you were the last woman on earth!

Sean Avery? He would and apparently he's tried to tap that but she turned him down because apparently she has some sense of loyalty (Elisha her good friend, used to date Avery, gag!).

Jordan Staal? Oh J. Staal, something tells me he would, but I'm like 100% sure Eric would NEVER let that happen! So Jordan's safe, possibly, maybe...Don't make me call your mother!

Dion Phaneuf? He'd bang her for sure, but wouldn't stay around long enough for the disease to take full effect. Plus I think he's a bigger slut than she is; one slut cancels out another slut, her disease will prove useless. (OMG is he the cure???)

Rick Nash? And we have a winner! I can see it, can you see it? He looks the type, doesn't he? He's got that douche bag look to him, an [im]perfect vector for the incurable, highly dangerous, bleeding from every orifice, Paris Hilton disease. Rick, don't do it! don't do it! Please for the sake of the game, nay, for the sake of humanity, do not stick your dick in that disease!


Paris Hilton: The end of the NHL? She very well could be...

Talent Personified

I watch the hills, ok? I'm not a rabid fan who has endless conversations with my friends about "ZOMG Lauren is lyke 2 guud for Jason!", but I do watch the show, because its so bad, its good!

Now I like Heidi, I thought she was too cute in the first season, even though she was the 'dumb funny blonde' , I liked her. I mean the things that would come out of her mouth...don't they have schools in America???? And I thought she was really pretty, and goofy, and a nice contrast to the serious, brooding, heartbroken, my life is like really hard, Lauren Conrad. Then season 2 came and she's got a new boyfriend. Still pretty, but her hair got blonder, and lyke omg she lyke always ditched Lauren for Spencer. Then season 3, her and Lauren were no longer friends, and homegirl got a boob and nose job, which I hate her for because she had such a cute body before and she DID NOT need a nose job because her nose suited her and she was much prettier before.

ANYWAYS, what's become of her now is that her and Spencer have become this long running joke to gossip blogs and cheap paparazzi, not to mention the aftershow. Everyone loves to make fun of them, because they're such huge famewhores, and they're the whitest people alive(there's a video of Spencer raising the roof, I kid you not)! And the kicker? Heidi is embarking on a singing career, one she's been dreaming of since she was a little girl...oh yes people she IS serious!

So here I present to you Heidi's first video from her debut album, clearly a number one hit, bitch is the next Britney Spears!



This video looks like cheap Italian porn LOL