Just So You Know...

-I will soon be winding down the 'Best of 2010' a couple of more posts left. I was going to put Inception on that list but I re-watched it, and to be honest it was just okay. Joseph Gordon Levitt is still a babe, so don't hate me forever.

-Gareth Thomas recently appeared on the Ellen show. Brave, inspiring, better than all of us! I teared up when he talked about his dad! I think we as rugby fans should be proud that it was one of our boys that came out first in pro-sports, in probably the most hetero-masculine game there is. Gareth and Uncle Brian will have my undying respect. Homophobia, there is just no need for it!

-24/7: Road to the Winter Classic ended tonight. If you haven't watched it, especially if you're not a fan, you must. After this series (its only 4 parts so relax) you will get it! You will feel what every die hard hockey fan feels, and who, up until this series, could not communicate that to anyone who was an outsider, all anyone saw was missing teeth, fist fights and beer. But now you can see Mike Green's YSL gloves, and his orange Vespa. I'm dead serious. PS I want Bruce Boudreau to be my dad, sorry Ron Wilson...

-Canada lost the gold metal game to Russia this evening for the World Juniors Tournament. The reason they lost was arrogance. Russia is not some backwater team, why in god's name would they go soft in the third period? I don't understand! The third period was just embarrassing. No offence, no defence, and a goalie who was superb the entire tournament was left with the keys to the castle and was expected to defend it. Silver second year in a row...

-Lastly: I know a lot has changed since I was a pre-teen but I would have never sent death threats to Brian Litterell's (BSB member, totally ageing myself) girlfriend. What is up with these Bieber fans sending Selena Gomez death threats and calling her a whore? Don't kids go outside anymore? Can you be a pathetic loser at 12? Do they understand the ramifications of a death treat and calling another girl a slut? See this is what happens when different mediums force children to grow up WAY too soon, they don't understand the implications of certain words/ actions/feelings. What is the world coming to? Oh god I sound 80 years old.

Bye.

Well...

I've been studying for a super scary mid-term and my parents just left for the motherland a few days ago, so the past week has been pretty busy and thus I have not posted anything for a few days. This post is just to let you know that I'm alive, and that I am aware of throat-slashing, and my beloved Ottawa senators trades and acquisitions.

ANYWAYS just to wet your appetites here's a video of a 13 yr old Sidney Crosby...Fuck he was creepy! He had such composure and maturity, its not natural! It's freaking me out! He's got to be an alien or a cyborg or a cyborg alien, whatever, that shit just ain't kosher! Way to give me the creeps Crosby!



HAAAAAAA, his voice is so high! Since we're the same age and I'm crazy, I hypothesized that if Sidney and I were in the same class, he would have NEVER had a chance with me back then...but good thing we weren't, I'd kill myself like right now because not only is he awkwardly good looking, but he's fucking rich! Oh shut up, try paying your own way through university...HATERS!

Shut up and smile 'cause you just cut into me

Mommy's tired...but realized she hasn't posted in a while, so here's one of those survey things. Apparently real blogger's don't post these, whatever, you elitist bastards! Kiss my ass!!!

Choose a band and answer only in song titles by that band

Maximo Park

Are you male or female: Girls who play guitars

Describe yourself: Postcard of a painting

How do some people feel about you: Once a glimpse

Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Isolation

Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend: Going missing

Describe your friends: Trial and error

Describe your family: Apply some pressure

Describe where you're at: The unshockable

Describe what you want to be: Parisian skies

Describe how you live: A Fortnight's time

Describe how you love: Kiss you better

One thing you want to say to someone: The coast is always changing

Remember how you made me crazy?

This photo is tres homoquestionable, non? Especailly the way Markus Naslund's (Canuck's El Capitaneo) hand is positioned. Oh and I'm pretty sure Vesa Toskala(leafs goalie) and Markus Naslund are the exact same person!

Speaking of the bitches in blue, they finally won! In the last 27.8 seconds of the came Antripov scored(with a beautiful assist from Kaberle). I'm not going to lie it was a beautiful goal AND I'm glad that they won. But before you call the engravers and tell them to get ready to carve the bitches in blue names in Lord Stanley's cup, you have to remember this is the Toronto Maple Leafs we're talking about. They have 'flash in the pan' moments where they look like a good strong team, and playoff contenders but then you watch game after game after game where about 95% of the time they suck HARD! The bitches in blue just can't cut it!

Ok for serious, this will not become a hockey blog!!!

ummmmm...errr...uhhh...I'M GOING OUT THIS WEEKEND! Yes I am going out this weekend with my good friend Alice, whom I have not seen since V-fest. We're going out for Japanese food and sake! Woot! and then the next day I'm working (argh!) then I'm coming home and conking out till Monday!

My life has consisted of Me and my readings spending a lot of time together...and let me tell you medical journals do not put out!

When there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth

My last post was really random, non? Especially the title but here's where I got it from:

Wasn't that corny and kind of amazing?!?!? I love zombie movies, they scare the shit out of me and make me roll on the floor laughing all at the same time. I also have this theory that they say something about humanity but I can't figure it out, maybe that we're greedy mindless beings willing to kill, and consume just to survive...yea that's it! Zombies are a commentary on the average middle class westerner!

"You'll never get credit for my discoveries! Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow!"

For a second I thought "maybe we could...hmmmm...NAH!" Back to reality, bitches!

So my sister works for the law firm that represents the NHLPA which means hook-ups for nhl tickets...preferably when The Leafs play The Penguins because of course we all know why I'd want to see the Penguins play...

or maybe this will convince you

He's such a dork, I love it! Oh yea he's a pretty OK hockey player, I guess...

An Update

So today is my former manager's goodbye/baby shower party thing. I've never gone on any staff outings with this job before, so it should be interesting. Why? Well not only do we come from all walks of life but also we're aged 17-50something AND there are certain people I work with that I ummm err I think are totally disgusting (ok, really its just one person) and hate being around them even in the work place so being out in public, basically voluntarily, is going to be VERY interesting...

I think I'm definitely an Anthropologist because sometimes when I look at the situations people get themselves into I know the exact outcome, and when the outcome is exactly how I predicted it, I'm no longer shocked...hm, I think its clear I'm the next Dr. Phil!



PS Sometimes boys are stupid, and they fall for it every time; hook, line and sinker...so silly, they're just going to end up being gutted and filleted, if they only new (you love the fishing metaphor, don't you?)