"You'll never get credit for my discoveries! Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow!"

For a second I thought "maybe we could...hmmmm...NAH!" Back to reality, bitches!

So my sister works for the law firm that represents the NHLPA which means hook-ups for nhl tickets...preferably when The Leafs play The Penguins because of course we all know why I'd want to see the Penguins play...

or maybe this will convince you

He's such a dork, I love it! Oh yea he's a pretty OK hockey player, I guess...