You know what?

I'm totally fine.

If this were 2004, I'd be a mess but as it were its 2011 and Caleb is no longer hot and KOL's music has gone down hill. Lily has 'Only by the Night' and 'Come Around Sundown' I have everything that came before. So clearly I win.

Also, does anyone else think Vera Wang designs glorified prom dresses? I mean if I could afford a 20k+ dress, I would not choose Vera Wang.

Sidenote: If you're getting married, I don't think you should slap on 11 layers of make-up and tease your hair like a drag queen but I also think you should at least attempt to not look how you always do all the damn time, just sayin...

Sidney Crosby and Co at Cannes

I have no clue what the boys are doing in Cannes but I do, however, applaud Sidney Crosby for walking away from his fishing rod to snag some hot Euro ass...

Who are we kidding? We all know Sid has no game! If he got any action it was from being Jordan Staal's wingman! And how good does Jordan Staal look? I haven't had these feelings since 2007. Its official, Jordan, you are my number one Staal brother! And hello Paul 'hot ginger' Martin! I had no idea he looked this good out of uniform. Also I just realized Maxime Talbot's cheese would totally work in France, he's getting the most action out of all of them! Play on player, play on!






They're on a yatch. Well played boys!

Hearts Are Breaking All Over The World

I'm of heavy heart to report that Tommy Bowe's single status is no more. Now if you remember my policy concerning significant others, then you'll know that I won't post about 'real' people. As in people who aren't famous in their own right or 'asking for it' (as in fame) and I don't think being Miss Wales 2009 and having a twitter account equates fame nor is she 'asking for it'...oops did I just let the cat out of the bag? Whatever you love me for it.

Mike Fisher Gets Traded

I know a lot of people are demanding blood because Carrie Underwood pulled a Janet Jones-Gretzky but let's look at this pragmatically, shall we? Fisher is a 3rd maybe even a 2nd line player he started his hockey career in Ottawa, its all he's ever known, and at 30 years old if his best days aren't behind him, they soon will be. Ottawa is not making the playoffs, in fact they are doing worse than the Leafs *snort*. Nashville however are 6th in the Western conference, and they have a chance at making it to the post season, anyone who knows anything about Mike Fisher knows that he deserves a shot at the cup. So why shouldn't he get that chance? And what's so wrong in him moving to a city that benefits not only himself but his wife as well?

Don't get me wrong I think Carrie Underwood's tacky bitch. Tacky as in, worse dresser EVER and bitch as in bitch but she is uber talented, and did give us the great revenge song "before he cheats", and they both seem to be in love (ahh newly weds), so I really don't see anything wrong with this entire situation because it seems to benefit both equally.



PS that weave is offensive, non?

Mike Komisarek has Witnesses!

And the plot thickens.

Remember how Komisarek is being accused of alledgely punching a woman in the face? Remember how MLSE, the LAPD and Komisarek himself haven't said much about the charges, well TMZ has a new development, apparently witnesses say that he never punched her, that she actually smacked her nose on his head causing her to bleed.

But I ask you this, are these witnesses his teammates???

I'm still getting bad vibes from this whole situation. I may be unfairly tarring Komisarek with the same brush, as I've had a lifetime of experience concerning hockey players...that sounds wrong. What I mean is my brother played select, I've had friends play triple A hockey, so I know the culture of hockey players: a girl in every city; it wouldn't really surprise me if it were true, and there are reasons why I'm inclined to believe that it is.

#kanyeshurg

Well Played

Kelly Brook is a woman who knows what's she's doing. After their break-up, Danny Cipriani was pissed drunk and banging our mascot Lindsay Lohan in LA, and Kelly was looking hot and happily promoting Piranha 3D all over the globe. She knows what's up.

And in another fantastic move, Kelly has moved on to another rugby player (well I guess he's an ex-rugby player now) Thom Evans, who even though was forced into retirement due to injury, still has more respect from the game than Cipriani does. AND Evans and Cipriani used to be teammates. Game-Set-Match. Kelly is good!


Personally Thom doesn't do anything for me, he used to be in a boy band, I just- I can't- but objectively he's hot, and an upgrade from Cipriani!

What concerns me though is the degrees of separation going on, I'll explain:
-Kelly is dating Thom who is good friends with James Haskell (why?)
-Kelly is also good friends with Chardonnay who's dating Carnie,
-Carnie is teammates with Tommy Bowe.

What I'm getting at here is that socially Carnie and Tommy Bowe are 4 and 5 degrees away from James Haskell, respectively...


Like if they were at a party, what would they talk about? Would they get along? Would they become facebook friends? Would they mean girl Tom Croft because he's kind of a noob? James Haskell, I can see your evil plan from here!

The conspiracy continues...

How Rude!

Festivals can suck, the people can be assholes, the food can be bad, the toilets unsuitable for human use, you might not a get a good spot and just watch the back of a dude`s head the whole time, I get it but is there really any excuse for this kind of behaviour? Especially when you`re there for a short set anyway? ESPECIALLY when it involves Groove Armada?

Andy Clato (1/2 of Groove Armada):

"I noticed the empty shower block just the other side of some temporary fencing [and] a couple of us found a gap in the barrier [to use them]," Andy fumed on his blog. "Out of nowhere came a large man. 'Reserved for the Kings of Leon', he said, 'and so is this half of the artist toilets.'"

Minutes later, Cato and his bandmate Tom Findlay claim they were banned from walking into their own dressing room because the Kings of Leon's entourage was arriving.

They claim several other acts were furious with the group too, and lined up to make rude gestures at them as they were leaving the festival.

"We were about to cross the path when loads of massive blokes in suits and shades came out shouting, 'Don't move'," Andy wrote.

"Was it Obama? Tom explained he was just crossing over to the dressing room to start getting ready. 'No you're not,' said a big man. 'Yes I am,' said Tom.

"Then four blacked-out Range Rovers came round the corner. One for each King of Leon. Tom gave the worldwide one-fingered sign of dislike as the cars went past. The last one stopped. The drummer got out, making come-on-then-type gestures. "Come on then', Tom gestured back. The drummer went back behind his bodyguards, and said, 'I want them removed.'

"Later, as all the other acts made their way to leave the ground they were ordered off the road by flunkies and told to wait until the Kings had gone. A few of us got out, to give the Kings a fond farewell..."

Herald Sun


What is this? What is going on? The Kings have always had a chip on their shoulder but a Range Rover for each king? Private washrooms? Picking fights then wimping out? Why I never...What kind of world am I living in here?

Coles Notes on The NHL

Its been a busy summer for North America's sports niche market, not one but TWO celebrity weddings, Gary Betteman's worst nightmare comes true, Kovalchuck gets shady and a story that will renew your faith in humanity!

CELEBRITY WEDDINGS.


Carrie Underwood and Hottie Townie AKA Mike Fisher tied the knot. Even though I personally believe its bad news bears to marry someone you've only known for a year but I saw this one coming they minute they started dating because a) they're country~ and b)they're bible thumpers, I mean come on, was there any other ending?


Hilary Duff married Mike Comire, which I'm pretty sure she'll regret in about 5 years. Not only because 22 is WAY too young to marry especially if you're rich, every Canadian female knows pro-hockey player = a girl in every city. Plus he was part of the 'party hard crew' up in Ottawa circa 2006/2007 along with Ray Emery, Brian McGrattan, and [to an extent] Jason Spezza, and look what happened to all of them. Add Hollywood to the fact that he's worth more than Hilary (his father is rich, not because he's a good hockey player) and we'll see how this plays out. I've always said she can do better...

GARY BETTMAN WETS HIS PANTS

...and the fans get worried. Donald Fehr, ex-MLBPA leader, who famously lead the strike in '94/'95, which cancelled the World Series, will take the top spot for the NHLPA, soon, VERY soon. Did I mention he's know as "the most hated man in baseball"...Coincidentally enough, 10 years after the MLB strike, the NHL lockout occurred. WHAT DOES IT MEAN???? Well what Fehr means for:

-the fans, a potential repeat of the lock out (sliver lining: I will totally travel to Switzerland to see Rick Nash play), Fehr plays hard ball (hehe) and he's not afraid to pull his players out of the season, and not afraid to tell Bettmen what's what.

-the NHL brass, the elimination of the salary cap, a Union leader who doesn't back down, and many more $100 million dollar contracts. Not to mention Fehr gets what he wants!

-the players, drug testing (finally), bigger salaries, AND a possible year long break...I hope not :S

Sports Columnist Richard Griffin says there are four things we can expect from Donald 'balls of steel' Fehr...ok I'll stop with the baseball puns:

• The salary cap will be a major issue.

• He will find the smartest, calmest, most reasonable players in the room and surround himself with their advice.(Sidney Crosby will be invited OBVIOUSLY!)

• Agents won’t hold their own press conferences and critique NHLPA direction and leadership during the process.

• There will be no agreement reached until the 11th hour — and the players will win.

NGL, I'm a little worried...

ILYA KOVALCHUK MUST KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE

That's the only logical reason I can come up with, I mean how else would anyone secure a 17 year $102 million contract with the New Jersey Devils? Well it wasn't so secure and the league and hockey pundits alike weren't down with this contract, it was too much for too long for someone who doesn't necessarily deserve it. Kovalchuk is a great player, easily in the top 20 but uh $102 million? That's pushing it. So this was pretty much the scandal/story this summer, apparently its FINALLY settled but allegedly its 2 years and $2 million less, victory(???) I guess...

UNCLE BRIAN CONTINUES TO BE MY HERO

Brendan Burke, Brian Burke's son, came out publicly late last year and then a few months later he was killed in a car crash. I stated how much I admired Brendan for doing such a brave thing in a sport and culture that was very hetero-masculine, I also stated how much respect I had for Brian, who stood by his son and was ready to knock a bitch down if they didn't like it. Brian had promised his son he would march with him in this year's Pride Parade in Toronto (one of the biggest in the world...I'm not bragging or anything) and he kept his promise. Brian along with family and friends marched on July 8th in his leafs jersey, wavy, smiling, carrying Brendan's spirit with him, and for that Uncle Brian will have my never ending admiration and respect.

Since You Were All Wondering...

Tommy Bowe is single. Yes! Completely unattached! That's right, this hunk of man could be yours, well- if you're his type, and you actually meet him, and actually have chemistry, and aren't a WAG wannabe and have a strong enough connection to go the distance, then yeah he totally could be yours!

On purely geographical reasons I cannot be that girl to snag T-Bowe, even though we would sooo hit off if we met but it just isn't meant to be besides I have my annual stalking of Rick Nash mission to complete, he could be in the city as we speak! Oh no, I'm wasting time, time to do some recon in Brampton!

Anyway just thought some of you might want to know.

That Was Fast! No Trouble in Paradise

Since I was asked about their hooking up, I thought it would be fitting to post about them breaking up, some full circle mumbo jumbo.

Here we are, the beginning of spring. Birds have returned from the south. Buds are starting to appear on trees. Flowers have started to sprout and Carnie and Chardonnay have broken up (apparently).



Didn't they just get together? What happened? They made it all public and what not, posing for photographers, and going to musicals, what happened to the the fairy tale romance? I guess, Carnie's female fan base can now let out a collective sigh of relief.

However, I have to let you in on something, Rob Kearney wears Ed Hardy. For me, this changes things. I have to mediate on this.

On one hand Carnie has THE most perfect nose I've ever laid eyes on...EVER! In the history of man! Look at it, how straight it is; how perfectly formed it is, is there really any room in this world for hating on a man with a perfect nose? (is it weird to be into noses?) But on the other hand Ed Hardy goes against my moral code, I refuse! I simply refuse!

There was a dress, a wonderful, black jersey knit, maxi dress! It was so pretty, SO pretty! Sweetheart neckline, rouching at the bust, perfect for a relaxed summer day, chilling on a patio somewhere. And it was so flattering, would have been a TKO in it. However, initially I had not seen that f*cking douche bag Ed Hardy graphic on the bottom. Who the hell puts their logo on the bottom???? On a dress of all things? I had to walk away, I HAD to! There was no way I was going to wear Ed Hardy, no matter how nice it looked. This is how strongly I feel towards Ed Hardy. It is an absolute, one that a perfect nose might not be able to overcome.

Maybe searching for new Carnie pictures will help me decide I mean- STUDY! I'll Study! And like, Napoleon's military tactics will totally help me, figure this out! Yeah Napoleon, that crazy little man...*ahem*

UPDATE: Carnie and Chardonnay are still together! I knew it was too soon for this romance to be over! I'm probably the only one excited about this news. Like I said, I can't in good conscience hate on the woman who rid the world of Jason Turner, can you? Anyway in response to the rumours his agent said this:

"I can confirm 100% that Rob and Susie are very much still together," he said. "She was away filming for a new reality show and that's why they haven't been seen together. Rob has no interest in being in the news for his love life. His main priority is rugby"

Don't want to over analyze but, whatever that's what we're here for, isn't this statement a bit much, for someone who doesn't want their love life to be in the limelight. What's wrong with saying "Rob and Susie are still together. Right now his focus is on Leinster" Why throw in the reality show rubbish, which NO ONE is interested in? Doesn't want to be in the lime light? Don't piss on my leg and tell me its raining.

Ed Hardy, tells no lies!

As promised...

I was asked if I was going to post about this and I kind of, sort of, promised so here we are. Rob Carnie is dating Chardonnay(Susie Amy) from Footballers wives.

I didn't know what to make of this pairing at first, mainly because I totally forgot Chardonnay existed, I mean she did die of anorexia, Tanya even spoke some moving words at the funeral! That show was so trashtastic...much like real footballers and their wives...which was the point of the show, MOVING ON!

I am aware that there is a lot of hate for Chardonnay (I know that's not her real name...it is now!) because she's snared Ireland's golden boy but I personally do not hate this pairing, in fact I kind of like them together.

While Chardonnay may not have the most prestigious acting resume, she is not orange, does not have wal-mart blonde extensions; she isn't a tart, nor trashy, and all you haters have to admit she is a beautiful woman, plus she's older which I love! Older women are like unicorns to younger men: she's a minx in the sack? OMG THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE.


Now I'm not saying Chardonnay is an old hag but she's 28, he's turning 23 and we all know boys stop maturing at 13, so what I am saying is that she's totally wearing the pants in this relationship, how can you possibly hate on that?

Plus if you really must hate on someone it should be Carnie, he's been wanting a pseudo-celebrity girlfriend for some time now. How do I know, well all of last year he only dated promo models...that's right promo models.

...yea I know Blair, I know!

He was the one that chased this, who wanted this, if you want to be nasty to someone be nasty to Carnie, he is kind of a douche bag, to be perfectly honest. Chardonnay is a total upgrade and he knows it. I really hope she teaches him to buy the right pair of jeans, he is the worst offender of the lot!

Come on girls let's get real, could we really hate on the woman that rid the world of Jason Turner? I think not!







*A Note on Girlfriends:

I have noticed that many people have found my blog by typing in --->insert althete's name here<---'s girlfriend. Just so you all know I will NOT post about players girlfriends or boyfriends if they are not famous or fame whores. If Tom Croft, or AWJ, or Sidney Crosby is dating a regular girl who's going to school, or has a career then I really don't feel comfortable posting about them. The only time I would ever post about girlfriends who are normal, regular girls, is if they attend an event, like an award's ceremony with their man, and even then don't expect snarky commentary, I just won't do it.

Kelly's excited because now I can spend all my time on her hotness

In high school I would lurk in hockey forums and the things other girls and women would say about the girlfriends and wives of the players were just disgusting and really mean. I am not from the UK so I am not exposed to usless WAGs shopping and tanning and taking back cheating meal tickets because they ~love him~, so when the wife of an Eastern Conference player is called an ugly, snob, whore, etc I get uncomfortable because a)that's really cruel and b)this woman has her own life whether she's a doctor/teacher/ stay at home mom, she didn't ask nor want to be famous, she is not making a career out of being so-and-so's girlfriend/wife, she deserves her privacy and the respect you would give any stranger.

HOWEVER if she is famous, or asking for it AKA fame whore, then all bet's are off and I will post about her, because if she wants it, why not give it to her right? Although I won't always be snarky. I'm trying to make a point not to be snarky towards other women, we've already been so degraded and disrespected thus far I think its time we supported each other, non? Unless they really deserve the snark because they're being a shitty human being!

Lucklily I am not a football fan because truth be told, for most of the WAGs that want it, I have zero respect for. If I were a footy fan they would be getting verbal beat downs of the Kieth Olbermann variety. There are exceptions to everything, it appears.

Anyway I know that won't stop bringing people to my blog to find out who is Tommy Bowe's 2010 girlfriend but I've said my piece, hopefully you can respect that. Besides talking about boys is like so much more fun, right? And then we can give each other manicures, and prank call our math teacher! YEY!

Jarret Stoll Gets Cold Feet

The LA King's centre has split with Rachel Hunter, and I'm not exactly broken up about it. AND it has nothing to do with the fact that I find Jarret Stoll incredibly attractive or because of the all the love letters I send him, heh.

But I digress, can't say I didn't see this coming. Rachel Hunter is hot, and seems nice enough but she used to date Sean Avery when, strangely enough, he played for the LA Kings, so its hard for me to care about her feelings. Sorry Rachel but you dug your own grave.

Obviously we don't know the whole story, all I can figure is, Stoll looked in the mirror one day and realized he was about to be married to Rod Stewart's ex-wife, Sean Avery's ex-girlfriend AND he was about to become the step father of two teenaged children, one of whom is only 10 years his junior.

He's only 27 years old, he probably wants to have fun, enjoy being young, rich, and hot and if he married Rachel Hunter, well I don't want to say his life would be over because that's not the case, but think about it: you're 27 years old, have enough money to enjoy the finer things in life would you want to give that up to live the life of someone in their mid to late thirties? AND be the main father figure to two children who aren't that much younger than yourself and in fact you are closer in age to the eldest child than you are to his mother? I don't think so!

I'm not saying that older women cannot date younger me, or vice versa, all I'm saying is, is that you need to be on the same page. Can you see Jarret Stoll being on the PTA; going to high school graduations, and giving 'the talk' before prom night?

At least he had the decency to do it before the wedding. And no he's not a jerk, he's from Saskatchewan:

EW!

I wouldn't say that I am a shallow person, per se. I was brought up to have strong opinions and my mother came from a time and place where women were ladies, and always put together, so that does have an affect on me. I wouldn't say that I'm this prissy girly girl because I love my track pants but sometimes, arbitrary opinions spring up into my mind that are sometimes cruel and always blunt. So, when I saw this photo I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Now I don't know if that's because I'm feeling a little queezey this morning or if its because Mike Comrie is friggin' disgusting OR if its a combination of the two.


I haven't posted about these two in a while but I've been saying this forever ~*Hil*~ is waaay too good for this douche bag.

Forget the black on black, forget the unfortunate footwear; look at that face, the receding hairline, his extreme paleness which is borderline transparent, his unsophisticated gait. Pair that with the rumours circa 2007, of coke fueled parties in Ottawa, f*cking Elisha Cuthbert, and any puck bunny with an orange tan and fake tits, AND his mediocre hockey skills.

Now tell me, do you think they make a good couple? Do you think he's good enough for her?

I mean look at that picture, his face is melting, its f*cking MELTING. Plus he's a pro athlete what's with the bloat, Comire? Ugh, he is so not attractive in anyway, shape, or form.

PS Has anyone else noticed that ~*Hil's*~ hotness has seriously taken a nose dive since she's been with him.? Single ~*Hil*~ was the hottest ~*Hil*~.

PPS But his dad's mega rich, so I suppose no matter that he looks like an overweight, balding, hick who fixes septic tanks, she'll probably stay with him because he can afford to buy her $100 000 cars. Damn, the women's movement, where did we go wrong?

OH SNAP!

I know I said that I wanted to move into a different direction with this blog, more normality, less gossipy but this is too good for me not to acknowledge. This stank mess is too multifaceted for me not to pick apart, but more importantly it just goes to show you all, the true danger and destruction that results from 'the highly contagious, bleeding from every orifice, Paris Hilton disease'. Let's get to it!

First things first, I'm a masochist, ok? If I hate something or if something scares/disgusts me, I will google it, I will seek it out on youtube and I will watch National Geographic specials on it (see snakes). So in light Tommy boy's success I decided to see what James Haskell and his mouth were up to and what I found was complete and utter trashy amazingness! From The Sun no less (in every country, where there is one, The Sun newspaper is synonymous with knee jerk ignorant opinions on politics, naked trash, lazy sports reporting, and tabloidy stories)




So apparently James and his mouth were dumped by his girlfriend of 5 years for some Euro-cheese tennis instructor. Naturally, James and his mouth were upset, and let loose on Euro-cheese over facebook and those messages somehow, magically, got into the inbox of some Sun reporter who decided to make a scandal out of it.

Despite my obvious disdain of James and his mouth I do feel quite badly for him. Honestly, say you're boyfriend or girlfriend of 5 years dumps you and then a week later starts dating their tennis instructor, how would you react?

For me personally, I was brought up with class and empathy for my fellow brothers and sisters out there, and if I had been with a person that long (we could assume that the relationship was serious), no matter what was the reason for the break-up, I would have enough respect for that person and myself (because who wants to look like a skank and who wants to deal with a rebound) to have an appropriate grace period. Apparently its 1 month for every year you've been together, and for that reason and the rank stank of famewhore, my heart does ache a little for James and his mouth.

Don't get me wrong, I'm fully aware that there is a lot we don't know and I'm usually on the side of a fellow female because men have been holding us down for far too long and we need to be united against this testosterone tyranny BUT this 'story' has desperation written all over it.

Why? Let's break it down:

a)his ex was on Paris Hilton's British Best Friend (UGH WHY?), which I think we can all agree says a lot about a person's character
b)homegirl started dating Euro cheese a week after breaking up with her boyfriend of 5 years, TACKY
c)how did The Sun get their hands on those messages, again?
d)homegirl is apparently a model but we've never heard of her, nor has anyone else (all pictures of her and James had the caption 'James Haskell and guest') even though her claim to fame is being on a reality television show, which I understand in the UK gets you modeling contracts, work out DVDs, a fragrance line, and if that doesn't work the ole being embroiled in a SCANDAL can always bring your tacky ass fame and fortune
e) and the most damning of evidence: she actually spoke to The Sun. As in she gave them an interview. Who the f*ck does that? You're answer to everything is 'no comment' or if you're in particularly testy mood 'I won't justify that question with an answer'...unless of course you're looking for fame because, The Sun is a bottom feeding newspaper, they're not there for news they're there for scandal and salaciousness. Journalistic integrity is never present.

AND what's accompanied by said interview? 'Candids' of the ex and her Euro cheese. mmhm.



I'm all for feminism and sisterhood and sh*t but I have NO tolerance for famewhoring which is exactly what this girl is doing. Honestly, what other conclusion could one draw when this girl competed on a reality television show to be best friends with the mutated form of Ebola, Paris Hilton.

This says a lot coming from a girl who doesn't even like Haskell and his mouth. Damn you, for making me Team Haskell. Do you only think of yourself? I have irrational hatred and disgust to maintain, ok? This world isn't always about you! Jesus!

Um That's Not Me!

In the words of Michael K over at Dlisted: Who's that trick?


Looks like our boyfriend Tom Croft is cheating on us with some skeeze.

Yea, I know who she is. Why she's infamous but do we really care? Do we really want to feed the beast that is useless UK famewhore? I think not. Plus this is the least passionate kiss, like ever. This is how I kiss my friends when we have drunken 'photo shoots', its a 'lets give each other a peck on the lips for the camera to be cute pic'. Can you detect sexual chemistry, because I can't...yes I'm being objective!

Besides, my friends, this is not a girl who you take home to your mother, this is not a girl you make your girlfriend. This is a girl you fuck in a washroom stall. This is a girl you can share with your friends. This girl is not, The Girl.

TRUST!

However, Thomas, if we see you with this trick again, you're out of the running! At least Rick Nash would never get caught doing this to us do this to us! He's a gentlemen and he's a spokesman for under armour and he drives a pick-up truck! what have you ever done with your life?




Wow apparently its Rugby Gossip Day here on Death of a Trend, UGH CAN THE PLAYOFFS START ALREADY?!?!?!?!?????????

Sonny Bill Williams is Rugby's Sean Avery...sort of.

He's not exactly a shit talker but controversy swirls 'round this boy like whoa, just like his NHL counterpart.

Avery vs. Williams

Let's compare and contrast shall we?

1. Point of Origin
-Williams is from New Zealand; What New Zealand is to Australia is how Canada is to the United States
Avery is Canadian; What Canada is to the United States is how New Zealand is to Australia

2. Occupation
-Williams is a professional rugger
-Avery is a professional hockey player

3. Desirability
-Williams is hot
-Avery is not

4. Gentlemen

oh honey, once a cheater always a cheater...unless there's an 'arrangement', well then get it, girlfriend!

-Williams cheated on his girlfriend (in a nightclub washroom no less) it was caught all on camera phone, plastered all over the papers in Australia.

How Avery scored her we'll never know

-Avery called famously called his ex[Elisha Cuthbert] sloppy seconds

5. WTF
-Williams has a golden horse shoe stuck up his ass because his girlfriend forgave him
-Avery has a golden horse show stuck up his ass because he inexplicably lands some of the hottest women in hollywood/fashion

6. WAH WAH WAH
-Williams has blamed alcohol for many of his problems, is seeking help
-Avery has anger and other psychological issues which is the reason he's such an asshat, is seeking help

7. Team Controversy
-Williams apparently up and left his team in Australia without telling anyone, his manager had to give his old team the news that he was going to France. He's homesick now, the Bulldogs don't want him back.
-Avery was a cancer in the Dallas dressing room. No one but Bret Hull liked him. After his controversial comments he was pushed into the AHL. Dallas, wouldn't touch him with a 30ft pole. The New York Rangers have now picked him up (his old team)

8. Definitions
-Williams is a douche bag
-Avery is a douche bag

Kinda scary how their lives parallel each other. Personal turmoil, controversy with their teams, disliked by the fans, their personal lives all over the newspapers. These two should start a support group, you know be each other's sponsor. Avery will teach Williams how to dress and Williams will make sure that Avery's never denied entrance into a night club ever again. They could be brothers in arms, or some kind of bullshit. These two deserve each other!

Yeah, okay

Apparently ~*Hil*~ Duff and Ryan Gosling exchanged phone numbers and were flirting at some Hollywood dive. Could it be? ~*Hil*~ cheating on Mike? Finally taking my advice? Realizing she could do better? Somehow I doubt that.

First off ~*Hil*~ has notoriously shit taste in guys. From Aaron Carter to Joel Madden( who has been made hot by Nicole Richie and baby Harlow, who knew) to a rumoured fling with that guy from the Hills who isn't Brody or Spencer to Mike Comrie, an 'almost good' hockey player 'has been'. Ryan Gosling does not compute.

Second off, I doubt ~*Hil*~ is Ryan's type. Ryan has dated Sandra Bullock, Rachel McAdams and possibly Kiki Dunst. ~*Hil*~ does not compute.

Third off her and dead beat bf were vacationing in the Bahamas this past weekend because Mike Comrie sucks and will never be an All Star, and they looked pretty into each other.

BUT

if this is true, well played Hilary, well played!

Note to annoying slags: if you were suuuuch good friends with ~*Hil*~ how come she didn't make it to your lame ass wedding? Hm.

SPOTTED: Nathan Followill at Orlando's birthday party with Liv Tyler

The uneducated mind would assume that Nathan, is stepping out on his lady love, Jessie Baylin, with Liv Tyler BUT really that's not the case. Liv and the Kings have been tight for years now, just friends! Liv's a goddess and all but Nathan would be a f*cking idiot to cheat on Jessie...which he never would, so stop what you're thinking right now, because it ain't like that, ok? She probably asked him to escort her to the snooze fest that probably was, Orlando Bloom's 32nd birthday, I mean Adam Levine was there...'nuff said!

PS Orlando Bloom is, 32? Gross!

PPS Check out Nathan's bulge...WHAT???? I wasn't looking, its just there, ok?

PPPS Caleb should date Liv...on second thought, she's too much woman for him, Caleb will forever be with a girl, never a woman. Oh snap!

Sean Avery, Karma's New Bitch

It seems that Avery's 'sloppy seconds' comment was the straw (in a long line of straws) that broke the camel's back, has been suspended for 6 games, and Dallas and the league alike have washed their hands of him.

I wish he could have been busted for a more serious offense than this but I'll take it, I suppose. Even though he's been suspended by the league for 6 games, it seems that his days in Dallas are numbered.

Quotes from his teammates c/o TSN.ca:

-"We hope it's the last time we ever see him"

-"Our locker room is the happiest it has been all year right now"

-"An apology (to the team) won't work," says a third player. "There isn't much he can say to change the way we feel right now. We have a lot of pride in this organization. He isn't welcome here anymore."

-"He's been undermining everything we do," says the veteran. "He doesn't pay attention; he's not smart enough to play our system. He can't do some drills properly. He says it's because he's 'independent.' Really, he's just not smart enough."

The only one that went on record was nice guy Brad Richards, but he was more diplomatic about it:

"We don't want to talk about him anymore. Hopefully, it will be handled and that will be the end of it."

OUCH! Looks like the boys in Dallas would love to see him go and he probably will! I mean if you're on a team, your team is supposed back you up/defend you/support you no matter what and when your own teammates won't even glance at you let alone touch you with a 30ft pole, clearly there's something going on.

I think its safe to say he's done in Dallas, his teammates don't respect him (or like him), his coach won't support him, and apparently the league won't touch him. Word is, that Dallas wants to get rid of him but no one wants him, no one wants to go there, no one wants the cancer that is Sean Avery.

Ironic isn't it? The very same antics and bullshit that got him notoriety, fame, and a Vogue internship, is now sending him down shit creek. Funny how things come full circle, eh?

ALTHOUGH,

this may have been the catalyst for getting Avery out of the league, but he's still getting his paycheque and he's still getting all the media attention he craves, so maybe this is what he wants, to become a professional celebrity, saying stupid shit, pulling media stunts, maybe him and Paris Hilton are meant to be.

...Finally my dislike for Bret Hull is justified. He brought him to Dallas, despite a number of Stars being against it, he brought him anyway. Yep that's right, Brett Hull is responsible for the guy that has plagued a team that was on the verge of going to the Stanley Cup finals, now where are they? DEAD LAST in the Western Conference, and 28th overall just ahead of Tampa and Atlanta. Wow one player really can make a difference!

PS what's with all this talk that Sean Avery has mental issues? NO, he doesn't have any psychological issues, he's a prick! A straight up asshole, since when is that a mental illness?

My pretend best friend continues to skank it up

Sorry Dom, but it appears that Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have reunited. Over the American Thanksgiving no less.

Real classy Balthy, real classy!

Sienna's a hot mess, that's one of the reasons I like her but I'm starting to think this girl is completely clueless. I mean if I were having an affair with a married man, and we were both relatively famous I'd try and keep it on the DL. Being photographed separately when leaving the same place is useless when a million people saw you together. Go the countryside or Madagascar! Honestly, if you're going to be the other woman at least be stealth about it!


I am in no way condoning cheating and homewrecking BUT this guy has kids! The other spouse usually knows what's up but the kids may take a little longer to get there, so why tear their world apart so publicly?

It must be so heartbreaking for them. Its also heartbreaking for his wife but kids are not equipped to deal with this sort of thing. I just can't understand how they're so brazen about this whole thing. Its clear he's not thinking about his kids and its clear that she's not thinking at all.

Balthazar's a prick and Sienna's an idiot!

Sorry, Si, I think we should stop talking for awhile...