Since You Were All Wondering...

Tommy Bowe is single. Yes! Completely unattached! That's right, this hunk of man could be yours, well- if you're his type, and you actually meet him, and actually have chemistry, and aren't a WAG wannabe and have a strong enough connection to go the distance, then yeah he totally could be yours!

On purely geographical reasons I cannot be that girl to snag T-Bowe, even though we would sooo hit off if we met but it just isn't meant to be besides I have my annual stalking of Rick Nash mission to complete, he could be in the city as we speak! Oh no, I'm wasting time, time to do some recon in Brampton!

Anyway just thought some of you might want to know.

Sonny Bill Williams is Rugby's Sean Avery...sort of.

He's not exactly a shit talker but controversy swirls 'round this boy like whoa, just like his NHL counterpart.

Avery vs. Williams

Let's compare and contrast shall we?

1. Point of Origin
-Williams is from New Zealand; What New Zealand is to Australia is how Canada is to the United States
Avery is Canadian; What Canada is to the United States is how New Zealand is to Australia

2. Occupation
-Williams is a professional rugger
-Avery is a professional hockey player

3. Desirability
-Williams is hot
-Avery is not

4. Gentlemen

oh honey, once a cheater always a cheater...unless there's an 'arrangement', well then get it, girlfriend!

-Williams cheated on his girlfriend (in a nightclub washroom no less) it was caught all on camera phone, plastered all over the papers in Australia.

How Avery scored her we'll never know

-Avery called famously called his ex[Elisha Cuthbert] sloppy seconds

5. WTF
-Williams has a golden horse shoe stuck up his ass because his girlfriend forgave him
-Avery has a golden horse show stuck up his ass because he inexplicably lands some of the hottest women in hollywood/fashion

6. WAH WAH WAH
-Williams has blamed alcohol for many of his problems, is seeking help
-Avery has anger and other psychological issues which is the reason he's such an asshat, is seeking help

7. Team Controversy
-Williams apparently up and left his team in Australia without telling anyone, his manager had to give his old team the news that he was going to France. He's homesick now, the Bulldogs don't want him back.
-Avery was a cancer in the Dallas dressing room. No one but Bret Hull liked him. After his controversial comments he was pushed into the AHL. Dallas, wouldn't touch him with a 30ft pole. The New York Rangers have now picked him up (his old team)

8. Definitions
-Williams is a douche bag
-Avery is a douche bag

Kinda scary how their lives parallel each other. Personal turmoil, controversy with their teams, disliked by the fans, their personal lives all over the newspapers. These two should start a support group, you know be each other's sponsor. Avery will teach Williams how to dress and Williams will make sure that Avery's never denied entrance into a night club ever again. They could be brothers in arms, or some kind of bullshit. These two deserve each other!

Quote of the Day

Alexander Ovechkin on Sidney Crosby: “What I can say about him? He is a good player, but he talks too much.”

LMAO

As a fan you have to admit, Crosby does like to talk. I mean all these players from different teams wouldn't all come up with the same remarks if it weren't true.

Whatever, Crosby's just jealous that its not his throat Malkin's liquid is being poured into...OH my, there I go again, so bad!

Kris Russell Needs Our Help

Poor Little Shake. Who could get lovin' when your roomate/bff is the hotness that is Jared Boll? Dude, I know what's up!

Sound Familiar: You're out in the clubs, you and Boll sippin' on your bud light (ick!), he sees a hot chick and is about to go in for the kill but wait a minute she's with 'an ugly friend' (*eye roll*), knowing that he has no chance with said hottie unless her friend has a dude macking on her too, he gives you a look and you know that's when you come in...that's when you always come in. You agree because you're mates and next time, he'll be your wingman, right?


So after a few beers you head back to your apartment for a little 'after party' and while Jared and said hottie are getting it on in the bedroom, you and 'the ugly' one are sitting awkwardly in the living room watching the late late show with Craig Ferguson.

Is that about right, darling? Did I miss anything?



But hey, don't be too hard on yourself, I'm here to give you that helping hand. The inside scoop on the female mind. You may want to write this down.

First off we need to look at your 'strengths'... Ok fine, I'll list them off

• You're cute, adorable, so precious
• You're funny
• You're a pro athlete
• You can cook
• You know the value of hard work and sacrifice
• You clean up nice
• You're Canadian
  
• You have a nice chin and lips to match
• You have a boyish charm
  

Alright now on to your...um...'non strengths'

• You speak through your teeth
• You're hair cut is fitting for a 14 year old
• You need a proper skin care regime
• Your wardrobe needs to mature, I'm not saying you should wear sweater vests, all I'm saying is that you're not in high school anymore
• You need to smile more
  
• You need to 'expand your mind' your interviews aren't exactly engaging
  

I don't know if you've noticed but most of your non strengths has to d do with grooming because you're already a gem, you just need to be polished.

Let's start with the head down shall we?

Hair

• I don't know if they have this in America but if not, I'm sure your mother will be happy to send you a few boxes. Tresemme Shampoo and Conditioner. Tresemme is the pinacle. After using this stuff I can never go back. My hair is so soft and so smooth, and shiny. If it works for my hair it will definately work for yours! Remember to comb your hair before you get into the shower, you'll have less tangles, and your comb won't be filled with hair afterwards. Oh and when you've towel dried, rub a dime sized amount of conditioner in your hair ;)
• Alright on to your haircut, you seem to like it long, but we can't have it too long because we've all seen the head shot from 2007...ANYWAYS here are two hairstyles that I think could work for you and your hair type:

or

You like? The ladies do love Chace Crawford, he's hot, homoquestionable but hot nonetheless.

Skin

• All I have to say is Nivea for men and moisturize after shaving or else you'll get those bumps. Oh and don't try and skip the four scared steps of skin care 1)Exfoliate/Scrub 2)Cleanse 3)Tone 4)Moisturize
  

Wardrobe

• I get it! You're young, you're laid back, you like the skater look, we can make this work without you looking 14. Shoes first!!!

How about these black, grey and yellow Adidas? I know you're used to your DC shoes or whatever but Adidas are classics they're perfect for almost every occasion. While your DC shoes say 'I'm a sk8tr bra' Adidas don't define you, you can be anything, an indie rockstar, a new york cool kid, an investment banker on a Saturday. Adidas my friend, please see the light. If above Adidas (which I strongly recommend, dude) are a little too 'foreign' for you then I suggest these ones, they're closer to your DCs but haven't lost they're 'cool every man' feel

Now on to jeans! I wish I could stick you in a Tom Ford Suit but alas, you're just not that type of dude, so we're going for classic and effortlessly cool. Levi's are the best jeans and I have picked these two pairs for you:

The second pair maybe a little too risque compared to what you're used to but trust me darling, I know what I'm talking about!

Ah, the t-shirt. Now I don't know who told you boys that graphic tees were ok because they're not! They're ugly, and they automatically signal to the outside world that the wearer is a douche bag, and you're not a douche bag, Kris, are you?
This black tee is from American Apparel. I think you should stick with black, greys, and navy because I don't think you're ready for white...Jared's not even ready for white. Ok now on to formal/professional wear!

I'm partial towards Burberry, there I said it! But really you don't have to be some pretty english fairy to wear Burberry, it looks good on everyone! So for outter wear I say a black peacoat:
Hey if the badasses that are the boondock saints can rock it, so can you!

Now in terms of pants, I think we should carry on with the trend of a more fitted trouser, don't you?
These pants? These pants! I am all over these pants! Undoing those pants, in those pants, those pants on my bedroom floor, and in my washing machine (if you're lucky)! These pants are perfect for you! Please buy them now! I'm serious!


This sweater but in charcoal grey, with a white button up, and no self-respecting woman could resist. Its just as much about the packaging as it is about the product, hard facts of life!


I don't want to go too crazy on the shoes, you aren't a style icon like Beckham but that doesn't mean you have to look like a schlep. These shoes, are dressy, yet casual and they're slip ons so I don't want to hear any complaints!

I think that's about it for grooming. Now, darling, when you speak, announciate, don't speak through your teeth, be confidant in what you have to say, even when you have a demi god as your wingman, confidence is everything! I hate the term cultured because we are all, in a sense, cultured, so my advice to you is read! Read the Newspaper, it not only gives you the news but it gives you resturant reviews, book reviews, advice about travel and cars, etc. It is your gateway to a world full of knowledge and enlightenement. I'm not asking you to be Sorates or Charles Dickens but the more you know, the more you'll have to talk about AND you'll seem waay smarter than your roomate over there, who's favourite book is Green Eggs and Ham...

This is my advice Little Shake, take it or leave it but I gurantee you, it will benefit you when the time comes when you're the Maverick and Boll's the Wingman.

xo

Kelly Brook and Her Man-Slave are Hot in the Caribbean for 2009

What a treat, eh? There's too much hot in this picture, I'm not sure I can take it! They really do make a good couple. Maybe her hotness will bring the WASPS some good luck (or at the very least distract the opposing team). However, to be perfectly honest my boyfriend, Dominic Waldouck's bod is way tighter than his Bff, Danny's, I mean what the hell happened to his thighs, they're all shinny and shit, WTF??? Rugby players are supposed to have tree stumps for legs, what is this foolishness??? Get on that treadmill boy and start winnin' us some matches!

...and Kelly you continue being hot.

Rick Nash doesn't understand the power he has

Everytime I see Rick Nash in either video or picture I giggle like a little school girl and am completely inconsolable because Rick is my ultimate, the most realistic out of all my husbands. While my other husbands are 70 or fictional or awkward, Rick is a regular guy, attainable, if you will. Now I'm not saying I have a chance with Rick because I absolutely don't, I'm not delusional, all I'm saying is that in reality, my real life paramours and crushes, resemble Rick the most.

...now that I think about it, it may be time for me to edit my list, no?

for my your viewing pleasure:

If we don't acknowledge it, it never happened

SO I guess they have this sports show in Pittsburgh were viewers get to call in and ask questions or make comments, sounds pretty standard, non? but what about this guy who asks the host...well you'll see,



...

Not many. Not many at all. No more than 3 (if even) and that's my uneducated, unsubstantiated, opinion.

What?

Why do you think he's so stiff, there's a reason for it, I'm just saying...

And its coming closer

I can't stop listening to Kings of Leon's Closer. I think its because its about mine and Caleb's separation and impending divorce.

...and is it ever breaking my heart!

But this is what he does guys. He breaks my heart and then he writes amazing songs to get me back and it ALWAYS works but will it this time? Can I forgive being groped by frat boys and home wrecking models? Can I forgive lame songs like 'Be somebody' (lame by KOL standards which by other people's standards would be amazing)?


What do I do? I have other responsibilities you know. Other husbands to psychotically fantasize over to take care of. Estates to manage. Designer purses to buy. Crystal to drink. I don't have time for this. For this back and forth of fighting, crying, fucking, fighting, crying, fucking, fighting, crying, restraining ordering. I don't know if I can do this anymore.

...who am I kidding, I'll never be rid of that dead beat. He may be drunk all the time, and cheat on me, and break promises but damn he's so pretty and such a tortured soul HOW CAN I RESIST???????

...but he's still in the dog house!

Somewhere Dominic Waldouck is Losing His Shit

After months of being branded a 'home wrecking whore' my pretend best friend, Sienna Miller, has split with Balthazar Getty.

Shocking, I know!

You know Dom, is hobbling his way to Heathrow right now, trying to catch a flight to Hollywood, in the hopes of getting some rebound action. I may like Sienna and all but she doesn't have the best judgment in matters of the heart...or dick.


I'd say Dominic's chances right now are pretty damn good. Get on that plane, boy! Then get on that girl!


I am so bad!

DO ME NOW COLIN FARRELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now this is what I call a real man! Excuse me while I recover myself...HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!

Love on an ice rink

I think its apparent that Alexander Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin were once in love- I mean best friends and then Malkin broke Ovie's heart- I mean stole his girlfriend (or something) and now the two are rivals.

Last night the Pens played the Caps.

The Caps won but more importantly Ovechkin decided that his exboyfriend bff was going to get some beat downs, 'cause he went after him every chance he got.

Ovechkin was probably jealous because Crosby and Malkin are like so totally going out- I mean are really good friends now, and at the end of the match they each had some choice words for each other. Now seeing the man he loved respected so much was being attacked, Talbot decided to get in on the trash talking too. Sorry to break it to you Maxime but Malkin and Crosby are in love- errr...I mean...ummm...they have similar interests and stuff, so your unrequited love will have to remain just that!

Pretend Boyfriends are the Best!

Apparently, my new boyfriend, Dominic Waldouck's, perfect woman is Sienna Miller. Now I like Sienna Miller, I think she's hot; I like how she dances to the beat of her own drum, and I like the fact that she was born a hot mess BUT finding this out is like finding out that they guy you've been crushing on, has just revealed to you that he likes your best friend.



Its happened to me on more than one occasion and on everyone of those occasions, my bff discovers that she likes him too, and then I have to stand against the wall and watch my best friend and the boy I've been fantasizing over for weeks, dance, drink, flirt, and make sexual advances towards each other, all.night.long.

It hurts, and you want to hate the bitch but you can't because she stayed on the phone with you for hours while you teen agnsted it out because your parents ~*just don't understand me*~, and you've had endless sleepovers, where you got drunk/high, and shit talked the night away. And you want to hate that prick but you can't because he made you laugh, and drove you home so you wouldn't have to take a cab. So you just stand there, hurt, angry, sad and frustrated that all these emotions can't be expressed, can't be verbalized because if you did, it would hurt two of the people you loved most.

And then you make batches and batches of cupcakes, to eat your pain away...


But I digress this will never happen with Sienna and Dominic. Why? Well Sienna may be Dominic's type but Dominic is not Sienna's type.

Sienna's type are what I (and Arnold) would call girly men. They are effeminate, pretentious, OLDER, and are, a touch crazy. They wear scarves, drink lattes, are 'artists', and probably cry after sex. Methinks that none of what I just described applies to Dominic. So I'm safe. We're safe!



Having pretend boyfriends are amazing, I know it might seem crazy but, with real boyfriends, could you go out get drunk, dance/flirt/make out with any guy you choose?

NO, no you can't, but I can! Why? because I have pretend boyfriends and I can do as I please, when I please, without having to waste my youth on some guy that just wants to 'get down' and then get moody and mad at me for reasons unknown, pfffttt I don't need that shit!

I'm young, I'm unattached, and I'm going to flirt with every good looking boy that comes my way! Plus pretend boyfriends come in handy when undesirables catch your scent, its easier to lie if the lie is half written with the truth: "Oh I have a boyfriend. He plays rugby. Yea he's big and muscular. We're really in love. Yea..."

AMAZING!

Oh hai thar!

So the gossip world is going nuts over whether or not the Duff is engaged to New York Islander's Douche, Mike Comrie...except that she's not.

The ring she was seen with was not an engagement type of ring, if and when the time comes, Mike can afford something with a little more ice, ya know what I mean?

Hilary is a smart girl (or maybe her handlers are smart) because this girl has been in the game since childhood, she knows how to play, and she knows how to play it well. These days everyone's getting engaged, and having babies, and in Hollywood, that equates to endorsements and box office sales. ~*Hil*~ has a bunch of movies coming out, and will soon be releasing another greatest hits album (although I can't really figure out why), leaving Hollywood records and wants to continue on with her music career with another record company(why, oh god, why?), so she needs support, she needs people to buy her albums and tickets to her movies, she needs people to care about her because as it stands no one really cares about Hilary Duff.



Why would you pay attention to the Duff's grocery shopping routine when you can pay attention to Lindsay Lohan's hot lesbian affair or watch Ashlee Simpson's bump grow or fantasize over Blake Lively and Pen Badgley's relationship or guess which Jonas brother's done the dirty deed. Hell even Suri Cruise is waaaaay more interesting! Hilary's relevance is fading fast, and she knows it! That's why she's been working the red carpet with her ape boyfriend on her arm. But like I said, ~*Hil*~ is smart, she doesn't want to break away from her good girl image (whether that image is a true reflection of her, well, that's another story), so what do you do when the 'no panty upskirt' is out of the question, and pregnancy rumors are not an option? Why, you play the blushing-bride-to-be card, of course!



So smart!

Notice how there hasn't been any confirmations or rebuttals. ~*Hil*~ knows how this game works! Look, even I'm talking about it! We're starting to care guys, and we'll start to buy her albums, and go watch her movies, and sooner or later she'll be on par with Blake Lively and Lindsay Lohan. Just you watch guys! The media is a lot like politics...maybe that's why I love it so much!

But having said that, no one will care about ~*Hil*~ like we do about Britney, or Lindsay, or [presently] Sienna Miller. Scandal sells more than cotton candy clouds and happily ever after, that's why Hilary will always be 2nd fiddle, be in B-grade movies (at best), and never break any kind of record with her music (commercial or critical).

Will there be a wedding with Mike and ~*Hil*~? I wouldn't discount it, this girl did go out with Joel Madden for 2 yrs, and before that there was Aaron Carter. But I don't think it will be anytime soon.

I still think the Duff can do better than this loser, sure he's a pro athlete and comes from money but he's a huge douche, a so-so hockey player and is the 2nd son born to Bill Comrie, which means he isn't the heir apparent, which means he's 2nd in line, which means Paul will probably inherit mostly if not all of Bill's fortune and then sell the shares and make a shit load of money...looks like you chose the wrong brother ~*Hil*~.

Perfection vs Beauty and the Beast

Last night was the MET Costume Institute Gala, its pretty much a useless event if you're a regular person BUT if you're in the fashion industry or a ~*celebrity*~ its a magical night of high fashion and trying to kiss ass all the way to your very own Vogue cover. So who showed up?

Gisele and Tom:


UGH! The most perfect of perfect couples. He's ridiculously hot, she's ridiculously hot. Imagine their sex tape, EPIC!!!! They are made for each other and I love it! I love how you couldn't come up with a more perfect couple if you tried: an NFL ~*star*~ quarterback AND the highest paid supermodel, UGH PERFECTION!!!!!!!! Don't they look amazing together? Her bod is out of this world, wouldn't you agree? Love them together, I hope they get married, then all my dreams for them will come true.

and then Mike and Hilary showed up:



Hilary's a very pretty girl. She's been pretty savvy with her career, steering away from photographic evidence of scandal and drugs, made a fortune at a very young age but has remained very grounded and dedicated to her fans. But Hilary's downfall is that she has shitty taste in men. First she dated Aaron Cater...Aaron Carter, guys!!!!!!!! Then she moved on to douche bag Joel Madden who by all accounts is responsible for her new ~*sound*~. And now its Mike 'douche bag home wrecking' Comrie. Let's get this straight, none, I repeat NONE of these guys deserve/deserved Hilary. Where she's at and where they're all at its like entirely different leagues.

Comrie's a douche! He's got it all over his face. Left Edmonton because he slept with one of his fellow team mates wives (very classy), started dating Elisha Cuthbert while in Ottawa (take note Dion!). Ottawa eventually got rid of him because he never developed into the player that everyone thought he would be. I don't understand why she goes for the douche bags! I mean look at her, gorgeous girl and look at Comrie...do you find him attractive? Do you find that attractive??? Damn, girl if you weren't going for looks couldn't you have at least gone on talent???? Comrie's past his prime; probably signed that deal with the Islanders because no one else was knocking on his door.

*Oh Hilary, if it weren't for your poor choice in men, I'd totally love you but alas it was not meant to be





*it may seem unfair to not like a person based on who they date BUT Hilary is selling her relationship to us. How else would the paparazzi always find them during their tender moments? Why else would she walk the red carpet with him, when he could have easily gone through the back entrance? Why else would she openly talk about him and their relationship to the media? Why else would she sit front row at his hockey games, when all other hockey wives/gfs sit in the box way at the top? Hilary's no Christian Bale or Gwenyth Paltrow or Rachel McAdams who very rarely talk about their personal life. She's selling it guys: Mike & Hilary 4eva!! but I'm not buying!

That's Why He's Not On Team Canada

Damn they look ROUGH!!!!!

A long night of hard partying in Hollywood...how could I be so naive? I thought they would be good for each other! She would up his profile in the hockey world, he would purge the disease that lives within her AND resurrect her career. But looks like Dion has been sucked into the hell hole that is Hollywood. Giving up playing for Team Canada to party in the Sodom and Gomorrah of our times with his D-list girlfriend. I kind of take back everything I said about these two

Usually its the older players that pass on playing in the world championships because:
a)They have families and summer is the only time they can play doting husband and adoring father;
b)They're not as young and fit as they used to be; Playing the fastest game on earth for 6/7 months does have an effect on their bodies; they need the summer to rest up;
c)They played the tournament when they were young whipper snappers, they've done their time, they know they're on Team Canada for the Olympics, anyway!

BUT Dion is young. Dion has no family. Dion is 22 years old. Dion is out of the playoffs, no Lord Stanley for him! So why not some gold, eh? He's also one of the young stars of the NHL, he should be foaming at the mouth at just the thought of participating in this tournament. But alas he's in the gaudy, tacky town of LA partying it up with a chick who is, at best, a has been.

I Loved them, guys, I really did! But this is all becoming clear to me now...


She can't dress, he can't dress, they'll be a mess of graphic tees, gaudy designer bags, and white powder; stumbling out of LA clubs in the early hours of the morning, AND sooner or later that bleeding from every orifice disease will rear her head, and our Lord and Savior, Sidney Crosby will have to work his divine power to defeat this indiscriminate evil...but can he?

She could be the end of hockey guys, do not underestimate her power. And you know what? It will all be Dion's fault...BOO!!!


Elisha and Dion? I OBJECT!!!!


Quick Fact: Sean Avery, you know Sean Avery (get well soon, you punk ass bitch, don't die on us, you hear? stay healthy!!!)? Well he was not the Sean Avery we all know and love today UNTIL he moved to LA and started dating D-list celebs (Rachel Hunter/Elisha Cuthbert)...I'm just saying

Pretty Boy: Jamie Dornan

What I really want is a regular guy who can dress like a pretty boy but apparently that's not how the world works. So I'm stuck wishing that graphic tee wearing guys like Rick Nash, Sidney Crosby, and Chris (heee), knew how to dress. You don't know how much their ill fitting jeans haunts my dreams!

But I digress, this post is about enjoying the hotness that is Jamie Dornan! Keira Knightly's ex-boyfriend, Kirsten Dunst butt boy in Marie Antoinette, and overall sexy beast. He's too pretty for words but at the same time exudes this macho sexiness that can only be explained with moans and groans. And now for your viewing pleasure Jamie Dornan a non-graphic tee wearing kind of guy AKA the man of my dreams:

Don't you just love how he knows how to handle a woman and even though this is a photo shoot, he's giving, not getting. A true gentlemen! oh and his lips guys. His lips!!!!!!!!! *faints*

Like Kate, I don't go for the pretty boys, but DAMN, Jamie's fine!!!!

Work that flag!

*cardiac arrests*

Fan Girling: This Time Its For Real

So its official, I'm nuts. I'm currently, madly, creepily, school girl crushing, on none other than the 'Nasher' (ugh hate that nickname) Rick Nash himself! (if you haven't noticed...)

Over here at Death of a Trend I'm completely ridiculous, over the top, for the sole purpose of me re-reading my posts and laughing at them; its kind of like re-reading the diary you had when you were 12, except you wrote it 5 minutes ago and were not serious at.all. That is what Death of a Trend is all about; being completely ridiculous about anything and everything I want! And currently its been the NHL and its ~*stars*~.

I've gotten back into hockey because my social life has...well the slate has been wiped clean and I only have a very small group of friends now, so what to do when Jenny has to spend time with her bf on Saturday? WATCH HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA!!!!!!! Its not as pathetic as it sounds, promise! But now the sarcasm and the joking has taken a serious turn for the worst, I'm totally school girl crushing on Rick Nash...like for real!

I don't know if it has to do with the fact that he could just pop up in a bar somewhere downtown, because he lives here(OMG he lives here!!!!!!!!!) or what but I am totally crushing, and its kind of sad. But guys Rick is fine, he is SO fine! When you see him you get that ripple of giddiness spread across you and its like you're 12 again during summer vacation lookin' for summer love.



He seems like such a chill guy, CLEARLY I don't know him but he seems so laid back and easy going, like every guy I ever fell for in high school (and beyond apparently) AND he's smokin' hot, SO HOT! I love how he seems like a regular guy and is a little tubby, and isn't Mr. Olympia like Sidney Crosby, when looking at his thighs would only make you feel bad about yourself. With Rick it would be ok to drink a carb filled pint of beer, or pig out on nachos, or not go to the gym (errr which I haven't done for a week :S). PLUS he's awkward but not awkward as in socially inept (like some 1st overall draft picks) but awkward as in "I'm famous? WHAAAAAT?"

Nice pupils, mate!

Guys its gotten so bad that every tall, brunette, white guy I see I'm like "OMG! IS that Rick Nash????" it friggin' hilarious!!!!!!

Unlike Christian Bale, who I will NEVER, EVER meet, Rick is real, Rick is here, Rick lives in my hometown so having a school girl crush isn't completely ridiculous...right? I'm lame I know...but its also kind of hilarious, non?


PS Don't worry Rick I wont' stalk you...but I still think you're dreamy

PPS He has a tatoo of a shark on his arm... A SHARK!!!!! Like OMG sharks are my favourite animals, we're like so totally ~*meant to be*~ LOL

PPPS I'm totally dying right now, this is too funny