A Brooks Laich Video

Brooks Laich with power tools, am I the only one swooning? Oh and Alexander Ovechkin makes an appearance.



I really need to make more hockey posts....

Suspendable? I Think So

Oh Ovechkin, you're making it too easy for the haters.



Here's my piece:
Ovie is ridiculously talented. He's one of the best, no doubt about that but there is a lack of discipline and that lack of discipline gets him into trouble. This probably comes down to who his 'people' are.

I hate, as you know, to compare Ovechkin and Crosby but sometimes there's no way around it. Crosby from the very beginning, his parents, his coaches, mentors, etc all new what he would become, all knew what he would mean to future generations of hockey fans, and in a sport where the icon is a man who's as exciting as white wonder bread, they knew what he had to become, or at least appear to be that way.

Crosby is mature, reserved, articulate, and very, very guarded, even in his revealing interviews he's kind of, sort of, really boring. Its clear that Ovechkin recieved no such coaching, he's a superstar and he knows it and he wants you to know it. Personally I don't think there's anything wrong with a little arrogance in sports, he's not working along side me in Starbucks bragging how he can make the most complicated beverages in the least amount of time, he's an athlete for god's sake! He should be engaging and exciting, after all the new NHL is more about the sizzle than the steak, Ovechkin is both but he's got a lot of sizzle! And if you have a lot of sizzle you need people to control the sizzle or else you get the title of a 'dirty player'.

In the video you see he's remorseful but remorse is useless when it shouldn't have happened at all. Campbell fractured his clavicle and a rib (OUCH!) and you can see from the different angles at Ovie actually pushes Campbell into the boards, not looking so good from a PR angle. What I really want to know is who is behind Ovechkin? Who is there when he steps out of the dressing room to say 'that was not cool dude' or someone to explain to him how he appears to the fans and to other players. Ovechkin is a physical player but there is a way to be physical (Iginla) and a way not to be (Tootoo) he needs to understand this, are there people who are making him understand this?

It certainly doesn't appear that way.

I like Ovechkin, I like his style of play (except for the questionable hits), and I like his personality but he needs good PR people around him, and coaches and teammates who will tell him what's what, I honestly think this will make all the difference but until that happens we'll have a lot more Brian Campbell's.

Oh and to put the hit into context, Campbell isn't some wimpy player, he's had some big hits; his hit on RJ Umberger still haunts my dream, Umberger doesn't even know who he is after this hit:


DAMN.

So This Is Like The Battle of Helms Deep

please ignore that I'm making a nerd reference and go with it...

We're not at The Return of the King epic battle stage yet but this game will definitely tip the scales in favour of the victor...clearly I watched The Two Towers the other night.

Last night Canada beat Germany but its Germany, come on now, like that wasn't going to happen. HOWEVER, tonight is when things get really interesting. Canada is playing our old rival Russia and a win is not going to be that easy.

I don't know who will win, and no its not a battle between Alexander Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby (that angle will just not die) its going to come down to goaltending, as these types of games usually do, so really its Luongo vs Nabakov. Nabby is a more consistent goalie although, when Luongo is good, he's really good.

Hm.

We're still not winning gold. Hockey is the fastest game on earth, and even if they do make it to the finals, 4 games in 6 days, will have taken its toll...I'm just sayin.

LOL the men in my family are adorable. My dad made tonight's dinner last night so we could all watch the game and when I was leaving for school today my brother was like ARE YOU GOING TO BE HOME IN TIME FOR THE GAME???? Isn't that adorable?

Sidney Crosby Doesn't Like Hats

Did you watch the game last night? I did! It was pretty amazing! This series is living up to all the hype (Gary Bettman is currently wetting himself). Crosby and Ovechkin were both fantastic last night, both leading their teams, both showing bitches how its done and both got hat tricks.

Hat tricks you say?

After Ovie's third goal, the Caps fans went nuts, and deservedly so! Its Hockey tradition that whenever a player on the home team gets his hat trick, whoever is willing to part with their hat, will toss their chapeau onto the ice. Sidney Crosby apparently took exception to the amount of and the length at which Caps fans tossed their hats, so he went to talk to the ref...again:

"People kept throwing hats. I was just asking if he could make an announcement to ask them to stop. I mean, the first wave came and then I think they were all pretty much picked up, and then more started coming. So for us, we just wanted to make sure we kept kind of moving and kept the game going, wanted to try to get back in it. So wasn't complaining about anything."



Not complaining, eh? Really? Methinks you were!

Riddle me this: If this were in Pittsburgh. If it were Crosby who scored that goal. If the hats being thrown down were in celebration of his hat trick, do you think Chris Clark (Washington's captain, if you weren't paying attention) would skate up to the ref and ask that they make an announcement? I don't think so!

Suck it up Crosby! Its the playoffs! That game was on fire! Washinton played better than your team! The fans knew it, Washington knew it, and you knew it! Pull up them socks and deliver us a win! We don't need your bitching and complaining, we need wins!

That is all!

And Here We Go

Its a match up for the ages. The one we've all been waiting for. Its not Washington vs Pittsburgh, its OVECHKIN VS CROSBY!

For the first (but definitely not the last) time in history the NHL's two poster boys will go head to head for a chance at Lord Stanley's Cup.

Oh, its going to be good!

Experts, critics, insiders, and players themselves have yo-yo'd between who's the best player in the league; who's really going to take the NHL to the next level. In terms of skill, despite their very different approach to the game, they're even. Ovechkin's a sniper, Crosby's a play maker, so comparing them isn't black and white.

In terms of personality and how they approach the game, they couldn't be more different. Both players are trying to distance the NHL from its beer drinking, bare knuckle fighting, John Deer riding, average Joe past, and bring it into the 21st century.

Ovechkin is going more of the superstar route. He'd find more similarities with his NBA/NFL/Premiership League counterparts than with Crosby. He brings an excitement to the game, an electricity never seen before. He has got the glitz and glam of expensive cars, designer clothes, and hot girls down to a science. He also brings a playfulness to the NHL. His interviews, his goal celebrations, his off ice antics have never really been seen before in the NHL. People rumble and grumble about his huge personality saying that he's 'cocky' and that his antics 'are not good for the came' au contraire. In Washington alone he has ignited a fan base has come out of the woodwork to become legitimate hockey fans and were you watching the All-Star weekend? If Montreal fans love you , how could you possibly be bad for the game? And with regards to his 'cockiness' I honestly don't see it. I just see a guy having the time of his life and he's not afraid to show it.




Crosby however is going more of the family friendly, tween icon, every young hockey player's hero route. Which is a huge responsibility, there's no room for error whatsoever! Crosby has a wisdom and maturity well beyond his years. You see it in his interviews, you see it in his play, everything is well thought out, well planned, well executed. He knows what he wants, he knows how to get there and like a Samurai, he always tries to find the most deadliest and shortest way to get from point A to point B. Oh and believe me, Crosby gets what he wants! Unlike Ovechkin though, there isn't much of a personality there. Its so hard to watch an interview with him after the Pens have had a bad game because you can tell he's simmering, he's fuming, just under the surface but he's holding back because he has a responsibility to the league, to his team, and to the fans, to be this picture perfect boy next door type. Its always serious business with Crosby. Is Crosby having fun out there on the ice (oooo Cut Copy reference) absolutely but he'd be damned if he let any of us know! awww this makes me sad :(

Who will win? Who will come out on top? Who will move on to take on the Boston Bruins (please like Carolina has a chance!)? F**k, I don't know, do you?



Oveckin vs Crosby, bitch, ITS ON! And I can't wait!

Youth and Young Manhood

I'm only linking this article named 'Youth and Young Manhood' about the epic on-going saga that is Crosby vs Ovechkin, from T.O. Sports Magazine because the author is clearly a Kings of Leon fan from the days when they were original, untouchable, and oh so perfect.

Its kind of pathetic how sad I get when I see them now but I don't care, they were totally my band! I guess I fell in love with the fact that they were so different, and so fucking amazing, and they just didn't give a shit! BUT now they're in fucking People magazine being name dropped by Miley Cyrus and I just can't handle it!

...no I am not being a bitter ~*real fan*~ because I wouldn't be having these icky feelings if Only by the Night was a good album because it wasn't! There I said it, in plain black and white, Only by the Night is not a good album! Fuck the Grammy's! Fuck the Brits! Because you can't sit there and tell me that OBTN is better than Youth and Young Manhood or better than Aha Shake Heartbreak or even better than Because of the Times because it isn't!

You don't even understand, guys! I wanted to love this album! I was soooo excited, I even conned myself into believing 'sex on fire' was a good song but soon enough I had to come to terms with the fact that OBTN is not good. Acutally it kind of blows.

*sigh*

but I haven't written them off just yet. Still love The Kings and the next album better be fucking amazing!

Quote of the Day

Alexander Ovechkin on Sidney Crosby: “What I can say about him? He is a good player, but he talks too much.”

LMAO

As a fan you have to admit, Crosby does like to talk. I mean all these players from different teams wouldn't all come up with the same remarks if it weren't true.

Whatever, Crosby's just jealous that its not his throat Malkin's liquid is being poured into...OH my, there I go again, so bad!

Its on Bitches!

So the Pens played the Caps the other night, and Crosby and Ovechkin kind of got into it:



TSN is right! This is what we've all been waiting for. Thus far, the two have been cordial, complementing each other, posing and smiling with each other when the occasion calls for it but NOW? Oh homies, its on!

Love this, LOVE IT! This is what the NHL needs, a little drama, a bitch fight for the ages, and who will come out on top...oh I think you might know my answer.

Who is the best player in the world right now? Who is the most exciting hockey player in recent memory? Who is the better dresser of the two?

If you're thinking Crosby, please!

Remove your bias people, and see the light, you know its Ovechkin!

Oh.Ok.

Need more convincing?

Who is currently in the playoffs right now? Who's currently sitting in SECOND place in the Eastern Conference? Who gets to see Brooks Laich naked on a regular basis, that fact alone should win y'all over!

I'm a fan of both players, and I'm not going to hate on one just because I like the other BUT facts are facts,and Ovechkin is king, deal with it!

Alexander Semin has some choice words for Hockey Jesus

From TSN

"What's so special about (Crosby)?" Semin told Yahoo! Sports through a translator. "I don't see anything special there. Yes, he does skate well, has a good head, good pass. But there's nothing else. Even if you compare him to Patrick Kane from Chicago.(Kane) is a much more interesting player. The way he moves, his deking abilities, his thinking on the ice and his anticipation of the play is so superb."

"I think that if you take any player, even if he is "dead wood," and start promoting him, you'll get a star," he told Yahoo! Sports. "Especially if he scores 100 points. No one is going to care about anyone else. No one is going to care whether he possesses great skill. Let's say you put someone in front of the net and let him deflect pucks in, and he scored 50 goals; everyone will say "Wow!" and then hand him a $10 million per year contract. That's what they like here."

I definitely understand Semin likening Crosby to 'dead wood' in terms of personality because Sidney's actually kind of boring BUT Sidney is a kick ass player no doubt about it!

Reading between the lines, it seems that Semin is comparing Crosby to Ovechkin PUH-LEEZE that's so 2006, can we move on please?

I like both Crosby and Ovechkin, both are fantastic players, and I think are pretty much equal in terms of talent. Crosby is more of a finesse player where as Ovechkin is electric, its hard to compare their style of play.

Ovechkin absolutely has the personality to be a star but Crosby is a good Canadian boy from a small town, with working class parents, who worked his way from Cole Harbor to International stardom. Its the Hockey world's wet dream, Ovechkin's effervescent personality can't compete with that, not in the NHL anyway. I mean there's no possible way that the best player in the world could be Russian ONLY Canadians are good at Hockey, ONLY we're the best!

And for those of you who don't believe that's what its all about quit being so naive or so blatantly ignorant because that's EXACTLY what its about. If Ovechkin were Canadian hell even American, would there even be a rivalry?

Methinks not!

What we've all been waiting for

Ovie looks rather nice with guy-liner but Brooks? He's more of a meat and potatoes rock n' roll rather than glam rock but I'll take it. And Jose Theodore is pretty no matter what, a douche, but oh so pretty!



Oh and your welcome!

Love on an ice rink

I think its apparent that Alexander Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin were once in love- I mean best friends and then Malkin broke Ovie's heart- I mean stole his girlfriend (or something) and now the two are rivals.

Last night the Pens played the Caps.

The Caps won but more importantly Ovechkin decided that his exboyfriend bff was going to get some beat downs, 'cause he went after him every chance he got.

Ovechkin was probably jealous because Crosby and Malkin are like so totally going out- I mean are really good friends now, and at the end of the match they each had some choice words for each other. Now seeing the man he loved respected so much was being attacked, Talbot decided to get in on the trash talking too. Sorry to break it to you Maxime but Malkin and Crosby are in love- errr...I mean...ummm...they have similar interests and stuff, so your unrequited love will have to remain just that!

Brooks Laich doesn't have high speed internet

Here's a video from Cabbie on the Street (one of my personal heroes), interviewing Brooks Laich, Alexander Ovechkin and some other dudes about blogs, and the ever critical eye of the hockey media.



I love how ~*Canadian*~ Brooks' accent is. It's so Captain Canuck, love it.

You know what's weird about the seteroypical ~* Canadian*~ accent? It's that it pops up out of like nowhere, there are no geographical bounds as to where you'll find it. You'll find it in Yellowknife, you'll find it in Halifax, you'll find in Victoria. It blows my mind!

I was talking to some dude at school and he had that ~*Canadian accent*~, I asked him where he was from and he replied "Toronto", now when people say they're from Toronto it could mean Parkdale or it could mean Oakville, so I ask him where in Toronto, and he replies "the beaches" which is in 'the real' Toronto not the GTA!

WTF, so crazy, eh?

Crosby VS Ovechkin: ITS A WALK-OFF!!!

Comparing fashion sense, swagger and overall style; who will come out on top???

"Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude"



Sidney Crosby:







Alexander Ovechkin:



Alexander Ovechkin wins this hands down!!! Why you ask, well husband no. 6, love of my life Sidney Crosby, is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet but he also wears bright yellow crocs, and that shit just doesn't cut it on the runways of Paris

Alexander Ovechkin: "is so hot right now!!!!"

Sidney = Derek Zoolander, Alexander = Hansel; am I wrong?

Alexander Ovechkin en Vogue

Today are the NHL Awards and to be perfectly honest I think Alexander Ovechkin is going to clean HOUSE! And what's more he's launching his own clothing line via CCM which from growing up in the early 90s, was one of THE brands for hockey (RBK didn't exist then kids...ok it did but it was uncool back then AND did they even make hockey equipment back in '93).


Judging from his designs they're a lot more 'cooler' than Sidney's RBK line AND Alex's got Blue Steel down to an art! (which is more than I could say for Crosby...)

Alexander Ovechkin is so hot right now!

Waxin' Idiotic

So I was just thinking today about the different teams playing in the playoffs and who would probably loose the first round *cough* Boston *cough*, then I started thinking about all the superstars playing in the playoffs (ie Peter Forsberg), then I started thinking about who I'd like to make the Stanely Cup finals, the East vs West Game. Now clearly you would assume either Pittsburgh or Ottawa right? Because both teams I hold close to my heart, right? Actually I don't want either team to make the finals...I mean I'd totally be stoked if they did make it to game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals but I really, really, really, want Washington to make it!!!
Why? Two words: Alexander.Ovechkin.


I know, I know, I'm like the only Canadian that doesn't want Crosby to win the cup, and it kind contradicts all my sarcasm, and all my insane posts about how he's my fifth husband etc. etc. but admit it, if Crosby won the cup, it would be boring, expected; remember when he scored on Ryan Miller in the Winter Classic game, I was TOOOOOOOOTALLY stoked but after my 5 minutes of joy passed I was like "So Sidney Corosby scored again and won the game...oh..."

Its not shocking or exciting when Crosby does something great because: a)Of COURSE he could accomplish all these things, he's THAT good; and b)he's kind of boring, like no personality at all! He's all screaming and jumping up and down on the ice, hugging it out with his teammates but then when interviewed, he reverts back into robot mode...BORING!!!!!


Alexander Ovechkin is anything but boring. He's electric on the ice and electric off the ice. Ovechkin's more up to the task of being a superstar than Crosby is. Homeboy can hardily speak English and yet he gives the best pre/post-game interviews LIKE EVER! Plus Ovechkin is a one man team, he scores, he assists, he checks, he fights, he deeks, he heals the sick, and he brings back people from the dead. I know its the law that if you love Crosby then you HAVE to hate Ovechkin but srsly watch a Caps game, watch Ovechkin, have you seen anyone move like him, he's fucking amazing!!! This season, I repeat THIS SEASON, Ovechkin is ahead of Crosby by like miles.


I know, what some will probably say, that Pittsburgh is one of the top teams in the league and yea I totally agree, they're amazing BUT Washington made the playoffs because of one man: Ovechkin. The question is can he take them all they way? If they win the cup, it will be the ultimate Cinderella story!!!!

I think Crosby an amazing player and I admire his dedication and what he brings to the game but he just doesn't have that 'X' factor that Ovechkin has, ya know? And I just think it would be an awesome shake up if the 'Little Engine That Could' AKA Washington, went all the way, wouldn't that just totally blow your mind??????


PS He was Pierre McGuire's Monster Player of the Year! Sidney didn't even make the All-Monster team, I'm just saying...

The Messiah's first fight and his nemesis rides a segway

So last night, husband no. 5, Sidney Crosby has his first official NHL fight...ooo exciting. Many people criticized Sidney, saying he was a puss, but looking back on all those times there was an almost-fight, either the refs stepped in before any blows were had or his team mates did the beating down or both. It wasn't like The Kid didn't want it, it was just that everyone was protecting the NHL's most valuable asset, Mr. Sidney Crosby...the whole diving issues is a whole other bag of potatoes.


don't you love how the commentators are getting hard ons for this?


I love Alexander Ovechkin...yes that's right! I love Alexander Ovechkin! There's this idea out there that if you love Crosby you have to hate Ovechkin or vice versa but why? They're completely different players, with completely different styles of play, personalities, wardrobes, and footwear! Why must it be one or the other? Why can't you love two extremely talented players? Must there always be a rivarly? The most common criticizim of Ovechkin is that he's arrogant...clearly there's a huge chunk of hockey fans that have no sense of humour or the sense to understand that he's totally out of touch of how the North American hockey media works(and I mean that in the nicest way possible, because honestly homeboy looks lost in about 95% of his interviews...don't worry Ovie! Americans, they're not funny, and they're not cool! The dudes that interview him are like the WHITEST PEOPLE ALIVE, oh you know of what I speak!).

Here's a clip doing the rounds on the internet, its of Alex and some other no-name dudes who nobody cares about, riding around on Segways touring Washington, DC. Alex is fucking NUTS and I love it! "girls where are you?" Again I say: I love Alexander Ovechkin!

The Boys Are Back...BITCHES!!!!

I know you love the alliteration in the title!

Last night, my boys the Sens, schooled the Carolina Hurricanes in hockey! And when I say 'schooled' I mean they kind of completely destroyed Carolina! If I were a 'canes fan, that game would have been torture to watch, but luckily I'm a Sens fan and that game was just another display of Ottawa's greatness.

In the Eastern Conference, Ottawa is the team to beat, the cream of the crop! The OTHER team to beat is Carolina. The 1st place team beat the 2nd best team 6-0...I don't know if that's an indication of how good Ottawa is or how bad the other teams in the Eastern Conference are BUT since I'm biased I'm going to say Ottawa is fucking amazing!

No, but really, did you watch last night's game?

The Sens were amazing, and I'm not just saying that because I'm a fan of the Sens, I'm saying that as a fan of hockey! The boys played beautifully! The passes, the set ups, the amount of shots on net, the cat and mouse game they played with the 'canes, clearly this is a skilled team! Did I mention Heater scored not once but TWICE, *sigh* what a charming smile...I mean shot, what -- what a shot, that Heatley has, heh...AHEM!

Scott Walker apparently was fed up with his team's shenanigans and decided to ram Gerber...bad idea! Hottie Townie, Mike Fisher, wasn't having any of it, and everyone's favourite Christian decided Walker needed a beat down...and Walker decided to go all Zinedine on him...without the whole 'your sister is a whore' comment. So Walker got a 5 minute penalty and Hottie Townie went back to the dressing room to see if any teeth were loosened (I thought Fish had dentures this whole time...who knew?)

So, Gerber shut out them 'canes! Emery having played only 5 minutes deserves nearly none of the credit...I'm not being mean, only fair! (I still love you Ray and your crazy pimp suits). Even the number 2 goalie on this team is on fire! Ottawa Senators, Stanley Cup finals 2008, TRUST!

What about Carolina? I don't hate Carolina, I even look on them with fondness, not just because there's a Staal (Eric) on their team but also because, they have Mike Commodore, and Rod Brind'Amour (the troll with the coolest last name), and Chad LaRose, who...I don't even know why I like him, ANYWAYS! There's no intense burning of hatred I feel like I do, say, for the Anaheim Ducks but srsly guys what happened???

The whole time Carolina was scrambling, running...er skating around with their heads cut off; they couldn't get their footing, couldn't get into the groove, it was kind of hilarious to watch! It was like they forgot how to play hockey, forgot all the skills they learned,and just chased that black thing sliding across the ice with no strategy, no plan in mind. All I can say is BAG SKATE PRACTICE!!!!

The 'Canes got merkked by my boys...and no I wouldn't have it any other way!

My boys are back! Fear has once again been struck in the hearts of the Eastern Conference! Sorry Sidney, I'm rooting for the Sens this time around...unless Jordo finally scores.




PS Alexander Ovechkin has been a one man team! He's fucking amazing! He deserves better than the Washington Capitals! Am I wrong?

Date, Marry, Kill The Prodigy Edition: Moses, David, and Jesus

We'll get a little biblical here, in honor of Mike Fisher's win last night and in honor of players who are currently changing the game of hockey, just like Moses, King David, and Jesus changed the world thousands of years ago!

Blasphemous?

Um why don't you quit being so uptight, and enjoy the allusion I'm making, ok? I'm getting all English lit on yo asses, appreciate it!

I would date King David/Alexander Ovechkin:



I love this man! He's hilarious, charismatic, engaging, oh and he's a pretty decent hockey player...so much that I'm going to shock everyone and say he's just as good as Sidney Crosby *gasp* there are reasons why he's not getting as much attention as Crosby but that's another post for another time. David is described in the bible as "ruddy, and fine in appearance with handsome features" and that pretty much sums up Alex, he's good looking in that rugged 'I broke my nose in 7 different places 9 different times' kind of way and he's fearless just like King David!

Alex is electric, you can't help but like him, people mistake his passion for arrogance; please people, haven't you've ever played a game were you get so into it you turn into an asshole? That's no reflection on who you are outside the game nor is it a reflection of Alex when he's off the ice! Alex would be the fun boyfriend, he'd always make you laugh, he likes to party, he knows how to dress, and he's rich, rich, rich. I could totally picture him talking dirty to me in Russian, I'd haven't the slightest clue as to what he's saying but it would totally work, I'm such a sucker for foreign men! The sex would be kinky, I just know it. BUT Alex is not someone I could grow old with, methinks Comrade Ovechkin is moody and would sulk and pout if he doesn't get his way, sorry Alex I want a man not a boy!

I'd Marry Jesus/Sidney Crosby:


When the angel Gabriel appeared to Mary, telling her she would bear the son of God he said "He will be great, and will be called the Son of the Most High, and the Lord God will give him the throne of his ancestor David. He will reign over the house of Jacob forever, and of his Kingdom there will be no end" So to paraphrase here, Sidney Crosby will be the greatest hockey player ever seen.

Why would I want to marry Sidney Crosby? Um besides the obvious (bajillions of dollars) husband no. 5 is a huge dork but a hot dork, who could bench press you, while watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Sidney has such a pretty face, those eyes, those lips, ugh *melts*. He'd be protective of you but not in obsessive way, he'd keep his distance, but he'd totally cut you off when you're at the club with your friends totally drunk and telling you friend Sheila that she's a huge slut. He'd cuddle after sex...oh yea the sex! I hate this term but with Sidney it would totally be making love (OMG I can't believe I just said that!), he'd be right there with you, in sync, entranced; you, only you , he'd see, and feel!

Sidney would be such a good dad, which is pretty scary that I can say that when homeboy is 20 but there you have it. He'd be rolling on the living room floor with the boys, play the kissing monster with the girls, and when mommy has to go on a 'business trip' you know they'd be living off of take out and kool aid, so typical. You know he'd protect his family from the media spotlight, keeping them out of all that craziness. And growing old with the Messiah? I can so picture him saying "Nikki, where'd I put my glasses?" *squee* OH Sidney, 'til death do us part indeed!


I'd Kill Moses/Dion Phaneuf:



Moses kind of had anger issues: "As soon as he came near the camp and saw the calf and the dancing, Moses' anger burned hot, and he the tablets from his hands and broke them at the foot of the mountain. He took the calf they had made, burned it with fire, ground it to power, scattered it on the water and made the Israelites drink it" AND so does Dion Phaneuf! Dion's a huge badass...its kind of hot!

I always wondered why Dion's forever scowling and then I saw the alternative, and my god his smile FREAKS me out, its like a serial killer trying to play nice, trying to fit in, it just isn't natural! I suppose Phaneuf's attractive, his chin's kind of ginormous, and he looks about 20 years older than he actually is (exfoliate and moisturize, Dion, TRUST!) but he's hot in that 'badass smoking in the corner of the bar with a secret' kind of way. He's not very smooth with the media, but I think that's just part of his personality, no bullshit! which is what you give interviewers that ask the same question over and over, and have you seen his walk? Do not mess with Phaneuf, kids! So why am I sending Dion off to the firing squad? Well, someone's got to go, and if its between Moses, David, and Jesus, well its going to be Moses. Sorry Phaneuf, I'll see you on the other side *love*