IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!

Frolicking on the beach with Elisha Cuthbert HAS helped Dion Phaneuf! It was just announced that Dion will be gracing the cover of EA Sports NHL '09 cover.

Last year's cover, featuring Eric Staal

I'm still not convinced about these two, its been an emotional rollercoaster ride. I've always liked Dion and I've always liked Elisha but them together + hollywood + Paris Hilton that infectious bleeding from every orifice disease?

...once again, the jury is out on this one.

That's Why He's Not On Team Canada

Damn they look ROUGH!!!!!

A long night of hard partying in Hollywood...how could I be so naive? I thought they would be good for each other! She would up his profile in the hockey world, he would purge the disease that lives within her AND resurrect her career. But looks like Dion has been sucked into the hell hole that is Hollywood. Giving up playing for Team Canada to party in the Sodom and Gomorrah of our times with his D-list girlfriend. I kind of take back everything I said about these two

Usually its the older players that pass on playing in the world championships because:
a)They have families and summer is the only time they can play doting husband and adoring father;
b)They're not as young and fit as they used to be; Playing the fastest game on earth for 6/7 months does have an effect on their bodies; they need the summer to rest up;
c)They played the tournament when they were young whipper snappers, they've done their time, they know they're on Team Canada for the Olympics, anyway!

BUT Dion is young. Dion has no family. Dion is 22 years old. Dion is out of the playoffs, no Lord Stanley for him! So why not some gold, eh? He's also one of the young stars of the NHL, he should be foaming at the mouth at just the thought of participating in this tournament. But alas he's in the gaudy, tacky town of LA partying it up with a chick who is, at best, a has been.

I Loved them, guys, I really did! But this is all becoming clear to me now...


She can't dress, he can't dress, they'll be a mess of graphic tees, gaudy designer bags, and white powder; stumbling out of LA clubs in the early hours of the morning, AND sooner or later that bleeding from every orifice disease will rear her head, and our Lord and Savior, Sidney Crosby will have to work his divine power to defeat this indiscriminate evil...but can he?

She could be the end of hockey guys, do not underestimate her power. And you know what? It will all be Dion's fault...BOO!!!


Elisha and Dion? I OBJECT!!!!


Quick Fact: Sean Avery, you know Sean Avery (get well soon, you punk ass bitch, don't die on us, you hear? stay healthy!!!)? Well he was not the Sean Avery we all know and love today UNTIL he moved to LA and started dating D-list celebs (Rachel Hunter/Elisha Cuthbert)...I'm just saying

Dion, ya dun good!

Elisha Cuthbert is hot again!!!!!!!!! but more importantly she's working again!!!!!!!!!!

Dion, Iggy, Old man Nolan and the rest of the mohawked Flames are currently merkking Joe and the boys; Elisha is once again smoking hot and working, I don't know about you but I think this is working out for the better...I APPROVE!!!!!!!!!

HOWEVER, its only a matter of time before that disease Paris Hilton, rears her highly contagious, bleeding from every orifice pathogen, at the NHL, oh you know its coming! Will our Lord and Savior, Sidney Crosby, be able to protect us from such indiscriminate evil??? I hope so guys I really hope so...

Forgive?

Word on the street is Elisha Cuthbert AKA Sean Avery's ex AKA Mike Komisarek's rebound AKA The Girl Next Door is boinking Dion Phaneuf, and you know what? I kind of love it!

Why?

Well Dion deservers some good pootang; despite her unfortunate hair cuts and bfs, Elisha is a hot piece and I totally loved her before she became bff with that no talent skank; AND wasn't I just saying that the NHL tooootally gets shafted in terms of hot wives/girlfriends??? Even though, Elisha is not new to the puck bunny game, and by no means, even compares with the NBA/NFL/MLB wives/girlfriends(Gisele is a goddess in my books, there are few who can come close)...at least the NHL has a team now, ya know? And I'm pretty sure Elisha is their captain. Seriously, how many girls can say Justin Timberlake wrote a song about them?

"You spend your nights alone and he never comes home. And everytime you call him, all you get's a busy tone. I heard you found out that he's doing to you what you did to me, ain't that the way it goes. When you cheated, girl, my heart bleeded, girl. So it goes without saying that ya left me feeling hurt. Just a classic case scenario. Tale as old as time. Girl, you got what you deserved and now you want somebody to cure the lonely nights, you wish you had somebody that could come and make it right but girl, I ain't somebody I'm out of sympathy"

OH SNAP!!!!!

but can we really forgive her? She left JT's bff for Sean Avery...she dated Sean Avery for over two years...she boinked Sean Avery...and it was Sean Avery who broke up with her...she's also good [sapphic] friends with Paris Hilton; can we really trust her with our Dion? Does she deserve him? Can we overlook her transgressions for the betterment of the NHL a la Dion Phaneuf's personal life?

I want to love them! I want to love them so bad! They'd be so hot together, so damn hot! but can we know without a shadow of a doubt that Elisha will not infect Dion(and by extention the Western Conference) with the highly contagious, bleeding from every orifice Paris Hilton disease????

I don't know guys, I really don't know...