Monday, April 05, 2010

That Was Fast! No Trouble in Paradise

Since I was asked about their hooking up, I thought it would be fitting to post about them breaking up, some full circle mumbo jumbo.

Here we are, the beginning of spring. Birds have returned from the south. Buds are starting to appear on trees. Flowers have started to sprout and Carnie and Chardonnay have broken up (apparently).



Didn't they just get together? What happened? They made it all public and what not, posing for photographers, and going to musicals, what happened to the the fairy tale romance? I guess, Carnie's female fan base can now let out a collective sigh of relief.

However, I have to let you in on something, Rob Kearney wears Ed Hardy. For me, this changes things. I have to mediate on this.

On one hand Carnie has THE most perfect nose I've ever laid eyes on...EVER! In the history of man! Look at it, how straight it is; how perfectly formed it is, is there really any room in this world for hating on a man with a perfect nose? (is it weird to be into noses?) But on the other hand Ed Hardy goes against my moral code, I refuse! I simply refuse!

There was a dress, a wonderful, black jersey knit, maxi dress! It was so pretty, SO pretty! Sweetheart neckline, rouching at the bust, perfect for a relaxed summer day, chilling on a patio somewhere. And it was so flattering, would have been a TKO in it. However, initially I had not seen that f*cking douche bag Ed Hardy graphic on the bottom. Who the hell puts their logo on the bottom???? On a dress of all things? I had to walk away, I HAD to! There was no way I was going to wear Ed Hardy, no matter how nice it looked. This is how strongly I feel towards Ed Hardy. It is an absolute, one that a perfect nose might not be able to overcome.

Maybe searching for new Carnie pictures will help me decide I mean- STUDY! I'll Study! And like, Napoleon's military tactics will totally help me, figure this out! Yeah Napoleon, that crazy little man...*ahem*

UPDATE: Carnie and Chardonnay are still together! I knew it was too soon for this romance to be over! I'm probably the only one excited about this news. Like I said, I can't in good conscience hate on the woman who rid the world of Jason Turner, can you? Anyway in response to the rumours his agent said this:

"I can confirm 100% that Rob and Susie are very much still together," he said. "She was away filming for a new reality show and that's why they haven't been seen together. Rob has no interest in being in the news for his love life. His main priority is rugby"

Don't want to over analyze but, whatever that's what we're here for, isn't this statement a bit much, for someone who doesn't want their love life to be in the limelight. What's wrong with saying "Rob and Susie are still together. Right now his focus is on Leinster" Why throw in the reality show rubbish, which NO ONE is interested in? Doesn't want to be in the lime light? Don't piss on my leg and tell me its raining.

Ed Hardy, tells no lies!

6 comments:

kate said...

Where does he even get his fugly ed hardy clothes? Not one shop in Ireland sells it.....and rightly so!

Nicole said...

Uh oh! This makes it worse! He makes an actual effort to purchase Ed Hardy, whether that's leaving the country or ordering it online...he is digging his own grave :S

kate said...

Ya he's not helping his case. It's a good thing he's ridiculously good looking.

Nicole said...

His only saving grace

Anonymous said...

Thanks for blogging the best news of my week. I need to see the pics of him wearng Ed Hardy?? Tht's tragic though, I hope he isn't going to try and be a big celebrity and start dating more fame hungry girls. Though it seems he's going down this route!xx

Nicole said...

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/pages/Rob-Kearney/63339400759?v=photos&ref=ts

The first one in the album, and its turquoise...

You know what? I think that's exactly what he's going to do, oh Robert!