Celebrity Playlists, ITS WAR: Me VS. Cam Ward

I only have one reason for disliking Cam[eron] Ward, and its a damn good reason! Anyone would agree...well anyone outside of Alberta (oh snap!)

I was browsing iTunes' celebrity playlists and they had a bunch of playlists from hockey players, I could hate on Ryan Miller some more because he actually states that Poison has some good songs (really??? what fucked up universe does Miller come from?) but I decided on Cam[eron] Ward because even though they both openly state that they like Nickelback, Cam[eron] Ward is better looking than Ryan Miller and I'd rather have Ward's pic on my blog than Miller's, truth be told!

What????? Miller's face is TOOOOOOTALLY lopsided...hey this blog is meant to be judgmental and superficial, so don't hate!

Cam[eron] Ward's Celebrity Playlist:



1)Fix you-Coldplay
Cam[eron] says: I like how it starts mellow and then the guitar solo takes over
I say: Oh, we know how I feel about this song!

2)Oh be joyful-Matthew Good
Cam[eron] says: It' a very upbeat song
I say: I can't argue with Matt Good, he's like a god to me but srsly Cam[eron] couldn't you come up with a better justification than that?!?!?!?!

3)Over my head-The Fray
Cam[eron] says: no explanation given
I say: I don't think I've ever met someone who actually likes The Fray

4)Move along-All American Rejects
Cam[eron] says: More recent, new flavour
I say: Cam[eron] is a real Shakespeare, eh? Nice explanation, dude! PS I can't hate All American Rejects are like a HUGE guilty pleasure of mine!

5)Point to Proove-Theory of a Dead Man
Cam[eron] says: I like the heavy guitar and the singer's voice
I say: Oh you mean Theory of a Nickel Creed??? NOW this I can hate on. This band is so bad! They had to show up on a Much Music reality television show just to get some press...with that said I'd totally 'get down' with the lead singer in a heartbeat!
6)Everlong-Foo Fighters
Cam[eron] says: I like the intro that carries over into the song
I say: I'm not going to lie, I love this song!
7)Rockstar-Nickleback
Cam[eron] says: Nickelback is one of my favourite bands
I say: This is the reason why I cannot like Cam[eron] Ward; he openly admits to liking Nickelback. Wayne Gretzky is also on my blacklist because he appeared in this very video! WOW I think I've solved the great mystery that is, 'who are Nickleback's fans?': Hockey players and Albertans.

8)The Rising-Bruce Springsteen
Cam[eron] says: no explanation given
I say: I LOVE The Boss, good job Cam[eron]!

9)Galvanize-Chemical Brothers
Cam[eron] says: I like the beats and bass
I say: I'm pretty sure Cam[eron] likes this song, not because he's a fan of electronica/trip hop/big beat, but because every single frickin' arena plays Galvanize in between plays! Don't believe me? For proof CLICK HERE!

10)The Hand That Feeds-Nine Inch Nails
Cam[eron] says: I like the guitar solos during the song
I say: Again, my skepticism kicks in, and I'm like 100% sure that Cam[eron] just heard this song on the radio and decided that he liked it, not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just saying, Cam[eron] isn't an NIN fan, ya know?

11)Because of you-Nickelback
Cam[eron] says: heavy guitar that gets you fired up
I say: Surprise, surprise, Nickelback makes another appearance. When I first heard this song, it made me laugh...its that bad!

The Verdict: Cam[eron] Ward's musical taste isn't entirely unfortunate BUT the fact that Nickelback is mentioned not once but TWICE and the fact that he openly laments that Nickelback is one of his favourite bands, Cam[eron], your Playlist sucks!!!!!!!

PS I think you also need to take a creative writing class in the off-season, I know Hockey players aren't exactly the brightest of the bunch but come on dude, this is the best you can do???? Maybe I just expect too much from you guys...

Date, Marry, Kill: The Carolina Hurricanes Edition

Its been a while since D.M.K. so in honor of Carolina sucking royally lately (losing 2nd place to New Jersey, WTF???) let's do them 'canes, shall we?

I'd Date Mike Commodore:
I'm not going to lie, I do find Mike Commodore hugely attractive. He's got great bone structure, ginger hair, and if it weren't for that eye injury (or whatever the hell happened) homeboy would be hella hot!!! But alas what's done is done, and despite his lazy eye, I'd boink Commie in a New York minute! Pffft like you wouldn't. Commodore, I think would be a decent boyfriend; he'd probably do the typical boyfriend things like forget your birthday; go out to dinner with you and your single friends and be awkward about it; not take out the garbage unless told to do so; drink milk straight out of the carton; and when he wanted to get down and dirty you'd mostly likely reply with "not tonight, honey"...you know, usual boyfriend stuff. But the thing with Commie is, I'm like 100% sure that the relationship would start red hot, like sex on the hood of his F150 but then would cool off pretty quickly like having sex once a week and the whole time you're thinking about doing you're taxes. Sorry Mike, I just don't feel the way I used to, its over! (He'd be a great nostalgic lay, am I wrong?)


I'd Marry Rod Brind'Amour:


Oh yes you read correctly, I'd so totally marry Rod Brind'Amour! Never mind the fact that he's not getting any calls from GQ *cough* or the fact that I was 1 years old when he entered into the NHL(and had a mullet *gasp*) but let's talk about what is husband material:
a)A man who is responsible - Rod is the Captain of the 'caines, and lead his team to a win a Stanley Cup in 2006
b)A man who would be a good dad - Carolina has these weird personality profiles on their site for their various players (who wants to know Andrew Ladd's favourite colour anyway?) and as one of his favourite activities, Rod put spending time with his kids, tnawww so cute!
c)A man who has a good job - HELLO, professional athlete here!
d)A man who is respectful and honest - Clearly I don't know him personally but judging from his interviews Rod's a pretty good guy, plus all his teammates love him and if a Staal loves you then I love you!
e)A man who looks good in a suit - check above photo, and tell me he doesn't look sharp!

Plus there is just something about Rod that awakens the primordial instinct inside of me, every time I see him on tv, I want to jump through the screen, jump him, and just BREED! Yes animalistic, earth shattering sex with Rod Brind'Amour...you can toooootally picture it, can't you! (pervs!!!!!)


I'd Kill Cam Ward:


I know what you're thinking, "Oh Cam, he's just so gosh darn cute and he's Canadian and he's such a nice guy, why are you offing him?" Well I've got 5 words for you: His.Favourite.Band.Is.Nickleback. Any objections, now...yea I didn't think so!