Ryan Getzlaf has a House, is Lame

Here's the video because I can't embed it and I'm not bothering with html today VIDEO


His house? Ain't all that.

His car? How typical.

Not even Cabbie's quick wit can make Getzlaf likable, he's just...like a a cinder block, you know?

I mean my dearest Sidney Crosby maybe a block of wood but at least wood's organic and can be used for furniture, art, your backyard deck but cinder blocks?

Cinder blocks are used for the foundation of your house and used in the walls of maximum security prisons. That's Ryan Getzlaf, grey, boring, bulky, and not worth a second glance. Sure he's a good hockey player (I guess) but do you really care about Ryan Getzlaf? Is his poster going to be on your wall? Would you buy that energy drink just because he endorses it? No, no and no!

UGH and those sunglasses he wears, they're so 1999, WHY?

but Getzlaf does have one thing going for him, he's got nice eyebrows...

I just thought we should end it on a positive, okay?

Drive sports cars, date movie stars, buy things that are not for sale...Why Dion, your douche baggery is complete!!!!

...Meanwhile At The Batcave;


Team Canada is merkking every team that gets in their way. Right now they're 3-0. Yesterday they beat Team USA, which so far, has been their toughest competition yet. Let's Recap shall we:

Canada vs. Slovenia, 5-1
Latvia vs. Canada, 0-7
Canada vs. USA, 5-4

And, my darling Dany Heatley has become the all time leader in points in Team Canada history...see I pick my husbands on looks AND talent, he's going to be this years MVP, for sure! And the Nash-Heatley-Getzlaf line is currently ripping up teams left, right, and centre (so to speak). Canada seems to be unstoppable, non?



I guess we'll see what happens when we meet Russia...

*Dany Heatley as Harvey Dent

*Rick Nash as Bruce Wayne

*Ryan Getzlaf as The Joker


*I was trying to keep with the comic book theme here, I'm a nerd I know...well, I tried OK?


PS who's excited for the new batman movie???? I know you would have never have guessed it but I can't fucking wait to see it!!!!!!