Showing posts with label Anaheim Ducks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anaheim Ducks. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
Death of a Trend Classic: Ilya Bryzgalov
We have to re-visit this video because its pure gold and I'm currently snowed in so I need a little joy in my life :(. Don't you love how Bryzgalov completely hijacks this interview, he wants to talk about the weather goddamn it! And a journalist and some language barriers aren't going to stop him!
FYI the interviewer originally asked him about Pronger's first return to Edmonton after his sketchy exit from the team but honestly who cares about Chris Pronger? Remember when he fell at the All Star game? Karma at work!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Ryan Getzlaf has a House, is Lame
Here's the video because I can't embed it and I'm not bothering with html today VIDEO
His house? Ain't all that.
His car? How typical.
Not even Cabbie's quick wit can make Getzlaf likable, he's just...like a a cinder block, you know?
I mean my dearest Sidney Crosby maybe a block of wood but at least wood's organic and can be used for furniture, art, your backyard deck but cinder blocks?
Cinder blocks are used for the foundation of your house and used in the walls of maximum security prisons. That's Ryan Getzlaf, grey, boring, bulky, and not worth a second glance. Sure he's a good hockey player (I guess) but do you really care about Ryan Getzlaf? Is his poster going to be on your wall? Would you buy that energy drink just because he endorses it? No, no and no!
UGH and those sunglasses he wears, they're so 1999, WHY?
but Getzlaf does have one thing going for him, he's got nice eyebrows...
I just thought we should end it on a positive, okay?
His house? Ain't all that.
His car? How typical.
Not even Cabbie's quick wit can make Getzlaf likable, he's just...like a a cinder block, you know?
I mean my dearest Sidney Crosby maybe a block of wood but at least wood's organic and can be used for furniture, art, your backyard deck but cinder blocks?
Cinder blocks are used for the foundation of your house and used in the walls of maximum security prisons. That's Ryan Getzlaf, grey, boring, bulky, and not worth a second glance. Sure he's a good hockey player (I guess) but do you really care about Ryan Getzlaf? Is his poster going to be on your wall? Would you buy that energy drink just because he endorses it? No, no and no!
UGH and those sunglasses he wears, they're so 1999, WHY?
but Getzlaf does have one thing going for him, he's got nice eyebrows...
I just thought we should end it on a positive, okay?
Sunday, December 30, 2007
This is for y'all on the West side 'cause you know its the best side
DUCK ROAST!!!!!!
Last night I missed the Leafs game because I was at the ballet (seeing the Nutcracker no less!) so to get my Hockey night in Canada fix, I watched the Calgary Flames roast the Anaheim Ducks (6-3, you know). I only watched the last 2 periods but apparently the Flames were getting a beat down in the first period but watching the 2nd and 3rd periods I would have never guessed.
Let's just say that in the last half of the game, them ducks were skewered and roasted! My brother kept on heckling Pronger and [Scott] Niedermayer from our living room and kept on trying to figure out why they hell I find Dion Phaneuf attractive (maybe its his ~*fierce*~ Citizen adverts). It was a pretty intense game, I'm not going to lie! And how good is Calgary???
I'm so glad they're changing the schedule next year, forget seeing Crosby, its a well known fact that the Western Conference is the better division, I wanna see some Joe Thornton, and Vesa Toskala's alter ego Markus Nasland! Rivalries schmivalries, share the wealth!!!!
Last night I missed the Leafs game because I was at the ballet (seeing the Nutcracker no less!) so to get my Hockey night in Canada fix, I watched the Calgary Flames roast the Anaheim Ducks (6-3, you know). I only watched the last 2 periods but apparently the Flames were getting a beat down in the first period but watching the 2nd and 3rd periods I would have never guessed.
Let's just say that in the last half of the game, them ducks were skewered and roasted! My brother kept on heckling Pronger and [Scott] Niedermayer from our living room and kept on trying to figure out why they hell I find Dion Phaneuf attractive (maybe its his ~*fierce*~ Citizen adverts). It was a pretty intense game, I'm not going to lie! And how good is Calgary???
I'm so glad they're changing the schedule next year, forget seeing Crosby, its a well known fact that the Western Conference is the better division, I wanna see some Joe Thornton, and Vesa Toskala's alter ego Markus Nasland! Rivalries schmivalries, share the wealth!!!!
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