Fierce Bitches of 2008

10)Alisa 'soon to be' Followill
For bagging the prettiest man alive. For taming one of the most notorious of rockstars. I'd love to hate her but she's so god damned hot and and so god damned cool that I actually just want her to be my friend. I've seen her in person before, she is fucking gorgeous!!! She passed by my sister and a string from her shirt got caught in my sister's jacket. I froze. She turned around to set it free and she smiled at her. Why couldn't you smile at me Alisa?


9)Grace Park
For being on Battlestar Galactica. For being hot. For being Canadian and for not forgetting how awesome Canadian television can be if we just give it a chance (love her on 'The Boarder'!).


8)Emma Watson
For being young, rich, and fabulous. For not being a slut. For being invited to stand beside Karl Lagerfeld. For being friends with Bee Schafer and most importantly for being smart and going to uni; Emma knows Hollywood will just have to wait, last time an actress put work on hold for university she turned into the Oscar nominated actress that is Natalie Portman, a Harvard degree and an Oscar nomination all before the age of 30??? Who says you have to be Lindsay Lohan?


7)Summer Glau
For protecting humanity's savior, John Conner. For being a dangerous weapon. For being a prima ballerina turned ass kicker. So beautiful. So dangerous AND cute as a button!


6)Leighton Meester/Blair Waldorf & Blake Lively/Serena Vanderwoodsen
For being the girls that everyone wants to be. For being the new Betty and Veronica. For being the ying and yang of the upper east side. For being two of the most beautiful and most grounded girls in Hollywood today. Maybe someone, who's name rhymes with Fenae Chimes, should take note.


5)Kelly Brook
For being hot. For kicking BZ to the curb. For being 28 and bagging one of the hottest 21 year olds in the UK. Can you believe Kelly Brook is 7 years older and Abby Clancy? 7 YEARS???? AC looks at least 35, at least...


4)Girls Aloud
What can I say, I love them girls. Out of Control is their best album to date! You have everything you could ever want out of a girl group. You've got the Barbie glamazons in Nadine and Kimberley; the sultry redhead in Nicola; the edgy blonde in Sarah and the most beautiful woman in the world in Cheryl. For being sexy, fabulous and in control. They might be goddesses but they're still real women: Nadine's got cellulite, Nicola's got acne, Sarah's a drunken mess on most nights, Kimberly's got wide hips and Cheryl's husband cheated on her (idiot!) despite all of that they're still a million times hotter than we'll ever be...yes, we're aloud to be jealous (HA see what I did there!)



3)Michelle Obama
For being intelligent. For being a successful woman. For being a graduate of both Princeton and Harvard Law. For being fabulous. For being defined on her own terms instead of so-and-so's wife. She's the kind of woman that girls should be looking up to NOT Miley Cyrus!


2)Elizabeth May
For leading the most aggressive campaign the Green Party as ever lead. For calling out the lackluster leaders of Canada's 4 major political parties on all the shit they've pulled. For not taking no for an answer. The Green Party may have not won any seats BUT at least more Canadians know that the Green Party is not the Marijuana party. Plus you know home girl's here to stay, get it girl!


1)Tina Fey
For being a nerd. For being intelligent. For being talented. For being funny. For 30 Rock and yes for Sarah Palin! She's finally getting the recognition she deserves! You don't have to be slutty to be famous, you can be smart, you can be funny, Tina Fey proves that!