SHOCKING NEWS

Sean Avery will not be returning to the Dallas Stars...and he probably won't be back to the NHL anytime soon, if ever.

I'm 100% sure he never intended this to happen. I'm 100% sure that Avery underestimated the size of the NHL's balls. I'm 100% sure that he thought that he would NEVER get kicked out of the league.

Well, well, Sean, how wrong you were.

I mean, its clear that they've been building this case for a while now, waiting for the perfect opportunity to kick his sorry ass out of the NHL. I honestly believe that he thought they didn't have the balls to do it and that they needed him to get some much needed attention to the league but Sean the NHL isn't a Jennifer Aniston movie, people don't watch sports for the scandals or the gossip. They watch it for the excitement of the game and for the skilled players. Sports are the last family friendly entertainment available, making disparaging comments isn't going to make the sport any more popular, this isn't Hollywood and you aren't Lindsay Lohan; a problem child in the NHL is an unwanted child proven by yourself, Brian McGrattan, and Steve Downie.

Who's going to touch you now?