Showing posts with label douche bags. Show all posts
Showing posts with label douche bags. Show all posts

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Mike Komisarek is a Douche


Well My delinquent little brother made it onto TMZ.com for all the wrong reasons.

Apparently Mike Komisarek punched some girl in the face, after she slapped him, after he picked her up and refused to put her down. The Leafs have instructed him to say nothing, the league has made no comment, and there has been not further news on this story besides the initial report. I, however am inclined to side with the girl. Entitlement is rife within professional sports, stories like this are becoming all to common, it seems as soon as their salary goes up, so does their douchiness.

Also, I'm assuming many of you have been in a club, where somehow sexual harassment is normalized, where guys can just grab whatever they want, jab their boners wherever they want, and its all okay but if you were to object to some guy reaching up your skirt, you're at bitch or a c*nt, and this is the mentality of regular normal everyday guys!!! Imagine adding fame, fortune, and entitlement!

Mike Komisarek is 6'4, 200 some pounds, he's a defenceman which means its his job to be physical and rough up other players, imagine being picked up by that against your will (alcohol mostly likely was consumed) and him refusing to let you go, how helpless would you feel? What would you do? Would you not try to defend yourself in some way?

I suppose there's that whole innocent until proven guilty bit but if we're thinking critically...come on now, we all know what the truth is.

The Harold Ballard Curse tightens its grip once again.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Knock 'em out!

Girls! There are many douche bags in this world and far too often we settle for their sorry asses, WHY? We're beautiful, intelligent, successful, passionate people, do we not deserve someone who will love and respect us and not act like an asshole?

Sorry to say but 90% of the dudes that randomly hit on girls are dirt bags. And a lot of us don't want to be mean and don't want to be rude BUT wouldn't you rather assert yourself, show the prick that you're a strong, beautiful, independent woman who doesn't need his nasty ass hitting on you in the middle of Bloor street or would you rather suffer the fate of Olga's voice mail and be harassed by a psychopath?

Oh Olga's voice mail! Have you met Olga's voice mail? Olga's voice mail was mercilessly harassed by Dimitri the psychotic douche:



...there are just so many things that we could touch upon that every [intelligent] woman knows to be red flags but the one thing that I think we can all agree upon is that any guy that toots his own horn in regards to quality of fucks, well...he's a douche...and probably isn't that good in bed!

Wondering how to tackle the awkward situation of having some douche being sprung upon you? (ha no pun intended)? Well, I say be rude as hell! Or you could listen to Lily's advice:

Knock Em Out, - Lily Allen