World Cup Rugby: South Africa Post, Only The Pretty Boks Allowed

A pep talk in Wellington

Bryan Habana stretches, shows his support shorts.

They look so adorable in their caps and I'd totally say that to their faces

Victory Matfield wears his cap to the side because that's how all the cool kids wear it

Bryan Habana flashes a big smile

Francois Louw

Francois Hougaard

Jean de Villiers & Bryan Habana

Patrick Lambie

Francois Steyn

The 2011 Rugby World Champions Springboks!

Ireland Lost but Tommy Bowe's Still a Babe

Ireland played South Africa this past weekend and uh they lost..which was no surprise to me (sorry Irish fans) but one thing we can all enjoy are Tommy Bowe's perfectly toned thighs, all the boys must be jealous!

Bakkies Botha: Hero for a Day

You maybe one of the best rugby players today, and I still might be peeved at you for getting into our boyfriend's(Tom Croft) face but today, you are a hero. Why? Well apparently you're not as dumb as I first suspected (what? I can be wrong too, you know!) and you proved that Mike Phillips is as dumb as and arrogant as we all suspected:

There was, sadly, though, no award for chirp of the year. If there had been, that would have gone to Bakkies Botha for the short conversation he had with Lions scrumhalf Mike Phillips. With Phillips getting all uppity, Botha gave him a look: "You've got beautiful blue eyes."

Phillips was stunned and walked away confused. Pierre Spies, who was nearby, almost wet himself laughing. "That was the best chirp I have ever heard."

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Mike Phillips' interpretation:

You have also proclaimed yourself the best-looking scrum-half in the world.

That was after a few beers, mind, and after we'd just beaten England, so I was probably feeling a little bit cocky at the time. I said that to Gats [Wales coach, Warren Gatland]. We were just messing about really. But it's true, I think. On the Lions Tour [South Africa Lock] Bakkies Botha kept calling me, "sexy blue eyes". I thought he was just trying to wind me up, but he kept trying to talk to me after the game as well…

The Guardian

...except that he was trying to wind you up but you can't fight narcissism and arrogance...or stupidity, can you Mike, because your natural conclusion, was that he did think you were 'sexy'. Because everyone's in love with you! Even the formidable Bakkies Botha, who could crush you with his finger...BITCH PLEASE! GET OVER YOURSELF!

I could go on forever with this but I won't, he doesn't deserve anymore attention!

PS Wow, I'm certainly on the Mike Phillips hate train but he makes it so easy.

Battle Royale: Bokks vs Lions

...and in a shocking turn of events the Springboks won, who knew? (sarcasm)

The second test between the Lions and the World Champs was brutal; nail biting; it was EPIC! There was eye-gouging, questionable calls, separated shoulders, concussions, burly brawls, heartbreak and victory. It was all out, in your face rugby and in classic South African form, they took the Lions to task...and went overboard. I'm looking at you Schalk Burger and you too Bakkies Botha. Yes the ugliness of my countrymen's names go along with their faces (OH SNAP), hey I'm only speaking the truth, here!

Were my countrymen, arrogant? overly aggressive? reckless? not as good looking? Yes, yes they were but we're the world champs and before the first Test had not played together for nearly 9 months, so I'd say that the arrogance is somewhat justified...OK yea I'm biased, what do you want from me? But from an objective standpoint the Lions should have had this one, there is just no excuse for their loss, I mean 28-25? I'm sorry boys but that's just unacceptable

To go along with such an Epic game, an Epic Picture Post (naturally, Tom Croft dominates this post):

Tom: Wow he wasn't this ugly from afar

Tom: he didn't look like big, either

Tom: You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mom!

Tom: hey Bakkies, how old are you? Oh sorry I forgot you can't count that high!

Bakkies: I'm not done with you yet, sweet cheeks!
Tom: That's what I said to your mom last night!

Tom: Hey sweetheart, were you always this stupid or are you making a special effort for me?

Tom winning the line out

I see a slight bulge...

Reverse angle

This photo is hilarious

Well, well, well,this quite the homo questionable photo of the day, mmmm.

Knock him down!

LOL...I am a pervert, that is all

If you're wondering how much Simon Shaw weights, the look on Tom's face gives it away

Luke Fitzgerald's support shorts pop out to say hello!

Tom this is no time for your missionary work!

Er, hey guys, there is a springbok running away with the ball

If you don't know why I posted this photo, then you have no business reading my blog

VICTORY

MMM man pile!

My heart bleeds for Ronan O'Gara, and I'm being totally serious. He knows what's up, you don't need to massacre him. Chin up O'Gara!

Boys, boys, boys, save it for the shower ;)

Heartbreak :'(

I would like to take this opportunity to introduce Francois Styen (left), be nice, he's our best looking player, and there's been a lack of those in South African rugby for a while now, so please don't ruin is face too much

Apparently the Lions use Kegel exercises as a coping method

Is this photo entirely necessary? Save it for Test no. 3!

Springboks can fly!

You know boys. We don't need to tell you. Now go have a group shower and talk about your feelings.

They're Ligers!

Tom Croft and Harry Ellis are in the Lions' line up for Saturday's upcoming Test against South Africa. Can't say I'm surprised that Tom's in the line up, I mean he scored TWO tries against the almighty springboks and did exceptionally well in winning line outs, they'd be stupid not to include him, especially since they were so close to winning last week...not that I'm cheering for the Lions or anything

Tom Croft and Harry Ellis are officially Ligers!

You know who else is included in the line up? Mr. Perfect himself, Jamie Roberts. Is there anything this guy can't do? Plus he's a sweetheart, which I'm sure, makes it hard for the boys to hate him.


PS Tommy Bowe, please stop wrestling with Bryan Habana. We know you want him but so do we! Back of the line asshole! LOL

This Is a Percy Montgomery Post!

He's a springbok legend, with beautiful flowing blonde hair. How sad is it that he's one of the best looking springboks we got? EEESSSHHH! Oh South Africa...