That homewrecking model may have stolen my husband, watered down his music, and be...you know, a model HOWEVER we have discovered something from her past that makes all of that inconsequential. Like if we ever get into a screaming match about how he never sees his kids because of her I'll just throw out the fact THAT SHE WAS IN A LIMP BIZKIT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the 2:37 mark to be exact!)
OH SNAP!
Sorry to torture you with rap rock but people, how amazing is this? Don't you feel some kind of superirority over her now? No matter that she's gorgeous, a size zero, and boinking our soon-to-be ex-husband, she was in a Limp Bizkit video, which is an automatic fail in all aspects of her life.
Hey if that's what Caleb wants to associate with well then, we're better off without him!
...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
sorry gotta go, Tom [Croft] needs a back rub ;)
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