Eastern Conference

So the teams for the NHL all-star game have been announced, and...well I doubt anybody is shocked that any of these players made the team (with the exception of a few in the West) I mean it wasn't like Wade Belak made the team or anything (*snort*). Here's your 2008 Eastern line up:

Goaltenders:

Martin Brodeur
Rick DiPietro
Tomas Vokoun

WHAT THE FUCK????? WHY NOT LUNDQVIST?????

Forwards:

Sidney Crosby
Vincent Lecavalier
Daniel Alfredsson
Scott Gomez
Dany Heatley
Marian Hossa
Ilya Kovalchuk
Alex Ovechkin
Mike Richards
Jason Spezza
Eric Staal
Martin St. Louis

OMG!!! Ottawa's super not-so-secert weapon, first line have all made the team!!!!! AND John Paddock is the coach for the East...the West's got no chance in hell! Now if I scratch out Mike's [Richards] name and put Brad, do you think anyone would notice?

Ovechkin? HECK YES! You know what, its over! The rest of the team doesn't even have to show up, Alex's got this one under control!

Defense:
Zdeno Chara
Andrei Markov
Brian Campbell
Sergei Gonchar
Tomas Kaberle
Kimmo Timonen

Kaberle, the lone Leaf! He's totally going to get seizures being exposed to hockey players who can actually play! I'm not hating, Kaberle is one of the best players on Toronto and he brings it almost every game, I'm just saying, playing with Darcy Tucker and playing with Daniel Alfredsson are two completely different things. Its going to blow his mind, man!