WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY???

Hilary Duff - Reach Out - Official Music Video Premiere


What ~*Hil*~ wants to tell us with this video:

-She's got good taste in music (Joel Madden had absolutely no part in this song or teaching her how to shit on legendary songs, she did it ALL BY HERSELF GODDAMMIT!)

-She's sexy (even though girlfriend's got no rhythm and ZERO sex appeal...yea no one's jealous of her gorilla boyfriend)

-She's all grown up (but doesn't look a day older than her 'so yesterday' days)

-Knees are sexy (maybe if you're Amish)

-Wet knees are sexy (maybe if you're a kinky Amish)

-Dirty Mirrors are sexy ( I got nothing, it just really bothered me I mean who would let a mirror get that dirty)

-She can dance (except that she can't)

Let's for a minute, forget that she massacred an amazing song by a legendary band, shall we?

Ok so I totally understand what ~*Hil*~ is trying to do here; she wants to leave her Disney days behind. She doesn't want to be this cutesy, virginal, tween queen anymore, that's fair, non? ALSO she doesn't want to make shitty, ear bleeding inducing music anymore, which I think the entire human race can be grateful for EXCEPT Hilary Duff is not sexy, she's cute but not sexy and she isn't particularly talented!

Its really uncomfortable to watch as she slides down that dirty mirror pulsating her body or biting on that dude's thumb or caressing the sides of her breasts all the while looking at the camera with that "I am I doing it right?" look in her eyes. Its so awkward to watch, like a 14 year old trying to ho it up, its wrong and its desperate!

This video is good in theory but the execution was WAAAAAAAAAAAAY off, and let's not talk about the cheaply produced song! Besides Sugababes did it better, hun ;)

Looks who's slumming it!

None of these girls are particularly stylish. Maybe if it were Blake Lively on the cover, with America Ferreria (yea traveling pants girls!) and Emma Watson, a style issue would make sense BUT Us weekly isn't really about style now is it? Its about publicity!

-LC is on the cover every other week, its her shtick, and now that she's a ~*real designer*~, why not use her usual soap box magazine, to sell more jersey dresses for $10 million dollars?

-Taylor Swift is on the cover because they're trying to make her happen...like mainstream happen. She's dating a Jonas brother, was at the VMAs, she's crossing over and what better way to cross over than a cover of US weekly?

-Hilary's on the cover because she has lyke a greatest hits album coming out, and a single, and lyke movies and stuff, so she like needs this so people can lyke remember who she is

Srsly, Hilary? Srsly???

I'm not saying that Lindsay Lohan's above doing a photo shoot for Us weekly, I'm just saying that she wouldn't need a reality tv star, and country's latest teen sensation to grace the cover along with her to make it bankable, ya know what I mean? ~*Linds*~ sells magazines, ~*Linds*~ is an A-lister in the fame game (not in the movie game though, far from it in fact). She was on the cover of Vanity Fair! Has ~*Hil*~ ever been on the cover of Vanity Fair?



Let me put this into perspective for you ~*Hil*~, Shenae Grimes made the cover of US weekly...sure she shared it with Silver BUT Sliver's on par with Shenae in terms of fame, they're costars, they're friends, whatever BUT she's been famous for all of 2 minutes and you've been famous since you were 13 and all you could get from US weekley was a badly stylized shoot (light pink dresses on pale, blonde girls with soft lighting, who does that?) with that chick from the Hills and, Joe Jonas' gf...

So I guess this means your fame is on par with Taylor Swift. With Lauren Conrad.

Girl, your stock has plummeted!

Don't believe me? Well here's an eye opener for you (if sharing a cover with LC wasn't enough):

HEIDI MONTAG GOT HER OWN COVER!!!!!!!


Omg, that's lyke totally sad ~*Hil*~...

I think you need a new boyfriend (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA) and I nominate Shia Labeouf, he may be a douche but he's sexier than Mike Comrie, and would definately boost your stock in Hollywood and then you could become friends with Megan Fox and lyke totally talk shit about ~*Linds*~, YES PLEASE!

Do it girl! 'Cause apparently, you're not that famous anymore...