Saturday, May 01, 2010

SCIENCE Never Fails Us


...more specifically physics and the laws of the universe, the most basic being: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This law can be applied to quantum physics and social situations alike, its just the way the universe works. You get what you give, etc. So what am I getting at here?

On speculating on who Martin Johnson will pick for his Australia/New Zealand tour Paul Ackford from the Telegraph gives his thoughts on the epic battle that is Croft v Haskell:

...but the return of a fit Tom Croft is trouble for James Haskell. Haskell's problem is that, though physically imposing, his rugby brain is that of the kindergarten variety and there is increasing annoyance that he is unable to back up impressive performances. This season, after a decent outing against Wales in England's opening Six Nations encounter, Haskell faded badly. The fact that Croft, like Haskell, provides line-out options does not help his cause either.

OH SNAP!

He pretty much called The Mouth stupid, which I cannot disagree. I wonder what kind of voodoo Haskell will conjure up this time eliminating Croft and guaranteeing his spot on the England squad? Going for the knee again will be too obvious; what would an Australipilicus primitive in social relationships, communication, tool making, and probably has never heard of fire, do? I'm thinking he'll slip something in Croft's drink, and then Crofty will fail the drug test and be suspended from rugby for who knows how long. OH NOES!!! Someone needs to warn him. I think it should be me! Who wants to sponsor me?????

PS Oh wow, why am I a science nerd?

PPS Tom Croft Interview, he's in a suit saying something about rugby...TOM CROFT IN A SUIT
Thanks Micah.

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