Tom Croft Videos!

Our lead Tom Croft investigator Micah, never fails to bring us new Crofty material, for this we should all be eternally grateful. I too have found new videos featuring the perennially injured Croft. Unfortunately they are all un-embed-able (that's not a word)...of course I'll provide you with links!


Ben Herring gets a close shave:
-This one we see the tigers partaking in ridding their coach, Ben Herring, of his homeless man beard, I don't even think he conditioned, gross!
-We get to see Tom Croft in all his goofy glory! However, warning, your ovaries (or testicles if you're so inclined) will scream out when he tenderly offers Baby Herring a bit of her father's beard. This just catapulted him into the stratosphere.


Tom's aware of his personal style...or lack thereof:
-He names James Haskell as worst dressed (we can agree) and himself too. Babe your style isn't that bad its just...lacking, ya know?
-Um for the record running shoes with jeans is not necessarily a bad look, as long as you have the proper running shoes ie air force ones, classic Adidas, special edition Nike, or faux retro reeboks AND the proper jeans.
-He also says he'd be a teacher if he weren't a rugby player (cue The Police, and the cheesy Porn plot) and that the latest addition to his ipod is Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows narrated by Stephen Fry...yeah, I know!
-For the record: They all have terrible taste in music...why was I expecting better?


Tom throws around his Lions status...The Mouth is a douche bag, who knew?
-Everyone (inculding Croft) names The Mouth as the joker of the squad. He's probably more of annoyance than anything.
-Ugo Monye is the longest in front of the mirror (Tom would know)

Am I the only one that thinks that Tom needs to get his eyebrows under control? I'm not asking him to wax or thread, I'm just saying a trim wouldn't hurt anybody.