For My Irish Friends

Here is Tommy Bowe and Stephen Ferris' commercial for protein supplements and in the interest of fairness here's Carnie's commercial for a different protein supplement, as well. Bowe's and Ferris' is more of a commercial, while Carnie's is a kind of documentary which I think is cool especially if you're an amateur athlete; you're able to get some insider information from the pros.

Bowe and Ferris:



Carnie:



I kind of had to snicker when Carnie sort of implied that 6-7 days in between games was a tough schedule, clearly he's never played pro hockey; the fastest game on earth, 1-3 days in between games; on the ice 6 out of 7 days (not including time in the gym). I'm not saying rugby's a walk in the park, far from it, its one of the toughest games played today, I'm just saying that pro hockey is seriously undervalued and misunderstood when it comes to how hard those players work and what they sacrifice...but I'm going off topic so BYE!

That Was Fast! No Trouble in Paradise

Since I was asked about their hooking up, I thought it would be fitting to post about them breaking up, some full circle mumbo jumbo.

Here we are, the beginning of spring. Birds have returned from the south. Buds are starting to appear on trees. Flowers have started to sprout and Carnie and Chardonnay have broken up (apparently).



Didn't they just get together? What happened? They made it all public and what not, posing for photographers, and going to musicals, what happened to the the fairy tale romance? I guess, Carnie's female fan base can now let out a collective sigh of relief.

However, I have to let you in on something, Rob Kearney wears Ed Hardy. For me, this changes things. I have to mediate on this.

On one hand Carnie has THE most perfect nose I've ever laid eyes on...EVER! In the history of man! Look at it, how straight it is; how perfectly formed it is, is there really any room in this world for hating on a man with a perfect nose? (is it weird to be into noses?) But on the other hand Ed Hardy goes against my moral code, I refuse! I simply refuse!

There was a dress, a wonderful, black jersey knit, maxi dress! It was so pretty, SO pretty! Sweetheart neckline, rouching at the bust, perfect for a relaxed summer day, chilling on a patio somewhere. And it was so flattering, would have been a TKO in it. However, initially I had not seen that f*cking douche bag Ed Hardy graphic on the bottom. Who the hell puts their logo on the bottom???? On a dress of all things? I had to walk away, I HAD to! There was no way I was going to wear Ed Hardy, no matter how nice it looked. This is how strongly I feel towards Ed Hardy. It is an absolute, one that a perfect nose might not be able to overcome.

Maybe searching for new Carnie pictures will help me decide I mean- STUDY! I'll Study! And like, Napoleon's military tactics will totally help me, figure this out! Yeah Napoleon, that crazy little man...*ahem*

UPDATE: Carnie and Chardonnay are still together! I knew it was too soon for this romance to be over! I'm probably the only one excited about this news. Like I said, I can't in good conscience hate on the woman who rid the world of Jason Turner, can you? Anyway in response to the rumours his agent said this:

"I can confirm 100% that Rob and Susie are very much still together," he said. "She was away filming for a new reality show and that's why they haven't been seen together. Rob has no interest in being in the news for his love life. His main priority is rugby"

Don't want to over analyze but, whatever that's what we're here for, isn't this statement a bit much, for someone who doesn't want their love life to be in the limelight. What's wrong with saying "Rob and Susie are still together. Right now his focus is on Leinster" Why throw in the reality show rubbish, which NO ONE is interested in? Doesn't want to be in the lime light? Don't piss on my leg and tell me its raining.

Ed Hardy, tells no lies!

As promised...

I was asked if I was going to post about this and I kind of, sort of, promised so here we are. Rob Carnie is dating Chardonnay(Susie Amy) from Footballers wives.

I didn't know what to make of this pairing at first, mainly because I totally forgot Chardonnay existed, I mean she did die of anorexia, Tanya even spoke some moving words at the funeral! That show was so trashtastic...much like real footballers and their wives...which was the point of the show, MOVING ON!

I am aware that there is a lot of hate for Chardonnay (I know that's not her real name...it is now!) because she's snared Ireland's golden boy but I personally do not hate this pairing, in fact I kind of like them together.

While Chardonnay may not have the most prestigious acting resume, she is not orange, does not have wal-mart blonde extensions; she isn't a tart, nor trashy, and all you haters have to admit she is a beautiful woman, plus she's older which I love! Older women are like unicorns to younger men: she's a minx in the sack? OMG THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE.


Now I'm not saying Chardonnay is an old hag but she's 28, he's turning 23 and we all know boys stop maturing at 13, so what I am saying is that she's totally wearing the pants in this relationship, how can you possibly hate on that?

Plus if you really must hate on someone it should be Carnie, he's been wanting a pseudo-celebrity girlfriend for some time now. How do I know, well all of last year he only dated promo models...that's right promo models.

...yea I know Blair, I know!

He was the one that chased this, who wanted this, if you want to be nasty to someone be nasty to Carnie, he is kind of a douche bag, to be perfectly honest. Chardonnay is a total upgrade and he knows it. I really hope she teaches him to buy the right pair of jeans, he is the worst offender of the lot!

Come on girls let's get real, could we really hate on the woman that rid the world of Jason Turner? I think not!







*A Note on Girlfriends:

I have noticed that many people have found my blog by typing in --->insert althete's name here<---'s girlfriend. Just so you all know I will NOT post about players girlfriends or boyfriends if they are not famous or fame whores. If Tom Croft, or AWJ, or Sidney Crosby is dating a regular girl who's going to school, or has a career then I really don't feel comfortable posting about them. The only time I would ever post about girlfriends who are normal, regular girls, is if they attend an event, like an award's ceremony with their man, and even then don't expect snarky commentary, I just won't do it.

Kelly's excited because now I can spend all my time on her hotness

In high school I would lurk in hockey forums and the things other girls and women would say about the girlfriends and wives of the players were just disgusting and really mean. I am not from the UK so I am not exposed to usless WAGs shopping and tanning and taking back cheating meal tickets because they ~love him~, so when the wife of an Eastern Conference player is called an ugly, snob, whore, etc I get uncomfortable because a)that's really cruel and b)this woman has her own life whether she's a doctor/teacher/ stay at home mom, she didn't ask nor want to be famous, she is not making a career out of being so-and-so's girlfriend/wife, she deserves her privacy and the respect you would give any stranger.

HOWEVER if she is famous, or asking for it AKA fame whore, then all bet's are off and I will post about her, because if she wants it, why not give it to her right? Although I won't always be snarky. I'm trying to make a point not to be snarky towards other women, we've already been so degraded and disrespected thus far I think its time we supported each other, non? Unless they really deserve the snark because they're being a shitty human being!

Lucklily I am not a football fan because truth be told, for most of the WAGs that want it, I have zero respect for. If I were a footy fan they would be getting verbal beat downs of the Kieth Olbermann variety. There are exceptions to everything, it appears.

Anyway I know that won't stop bringing people to my blog to find out who is Tommy Bowe's 2010 girlfriend but I've said my piece, hopefully you can respect that. Besides talking about boys is like so much more fun, right? And then we can give each other manicures, and prank call our math teacher! YEY!

Merry Christmas to All, and to All a Goodnight

So we have Riki Flutey, Tommy Bowe, Tom Croft and Alun Wyn Jones shirtless...

Carnie Kearney being pretty and shit

Why is Harry Ellis always around?

Alun is totally giving the score board dirties

Errrr...

I love this photo its so touristy, like "hey look we swam with sharks in a completely organic, non-staged, uncontrolled setting"

This one looks photo shopped, non? Like the background was added later

What a smile, so sweet and goofy.

First person I noticed was Tom Croft. The second was Alun Wyn Jones. The third Jamie Roberts but the thing is I think we're supposed to be paying attention to Mike Phillips. Oh well.

Balding...and then there's Adam Jones

Oh my! AWJ is looking fione! Oh and that's Dr. Jamie Roberts getting into the tank...yea I guess Andrew Sheridan's alright

Okay! So I did steal this from an Osprey's twitter but in my defence, Gareth Owen is a stud muffin, asking me not to post his picture is like locking me in a kitchen after I've been starved for a week and telling me I can't eat anything. Its just not going to happen!

Sure Ugo Monye and Gordan Darcy are alright but this photo is for the bromance going on in the top left corner

Heartbreak :(

This.Photo. Oh and Tom did the sweater around the waist again, ugh!

Kearney has the right idea BUT look who's creeping in the background, THAT HARRY ELLIS. Everywhere, why?

Hehe. Oh you know why I posted this picture!

The first thing I noticed about this photo is that Donnacha O'Callaghan is in his underwear and Tommy Bowe is attempting to molest him. The second thing I noticed that Donnacha O'Callaghan was in his underwear and Tommy Bowe is in his underwear attempting to molest him. Oh.

Alun is GQing the sh*t out of this photo. Werk it homeboy!

Treasure trail....

Alun knows what he's doing

Oh Jamie!

I personally feel a bit pervy for knowing the general shape of Luke Fitzgerald's wanger. Its his 15 year old face!

Love this photo

I guess no one told Paul O'Connell that he could rest the short shorts for this shoot

Oh Kearney. So pretty. So, so, pretty!

Kearney's face gets me everytime. Jamie is more concerned with his dental hygiene it seems.

The results of Jamie's dental Hygiene. And how adorable is Ross Ford?

Tom and a lioness. Apparently they 'formed a bond'. No Tom, pretty sure she wanted to feast on your delicious thighs, well you know what get in line Nahla! ...too much? Sorry.

Tom those sunglasses need to go!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Nahla's really going for it. That bitch!

This lioness is good, guys!

HARRY ELLIS WE MEET AGAIN!

Alun totally looks like a dinosaur...like a T-Rex! Whatever, you can totally see it too, you're just denying it!

DAMN, Tom is hella fine, what I wouldn't give to be Luke Fitzgerald in this photo. He's bending OVER him *thud*. OH and what do we have here, my nemesis, HARRY ELLIS!

Jordan Crane: I've just been going through so much stuff
Tom Croft: Stuff, huh?
Jordan: Like it took me like a week to decide which shade of blonde I should highlight my hair with. I just couldn't decide. It was so hard. Do I go with golden sunshine or a ray of sunshine. I mean this is a big deal you know
Tom: Life is hard, it seems.

BUSTED! Ok yea I stole this photo from The Mouth's twitter, who actually doesn't look that bad in this photo. HOWEVER the face Tom is making in this picture kills me. How good does he look in a tux?

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE THOMAS?

Rob Kearney has the right idea

Dominic Waldouck, because I've been neglecting our relationship

How could I ever forget how hot this boy is?

Somebody got new thighs

Oh...Yes.Please.

There's nothing to say but nom nom nom

This photo is heartbreaking

Ummm share the joke boys. Sharing is caring.

This is for Tommy Bowe's perfectly sculpted thigh. I've said it before and I'll say it again. T-Bowe's muscle definition is out of this world!

The first thing I noticed about this picture is that T-Bowe is wearing hideous jeans. The second thing I noticed was his bulge in his hideous jeans

And that's all girls and boys! Hope you enjoyed this mega picture post. Have a wonderful holiday and eat as much as you want, don't worry about getting fat because that can be dealt with in your New Years Resolutions! Don't drink and drive, help your mum with the dishes and even if you didn't get that xbox, please remember that what you have sitting around your table is what is truly valuable, and remember how lucky you are to have all that you do. Merry Christmas!

Nicole
xo