Thursday, June 04, 2009

RAWR

That will be your reaction once you see these Tom Croft Photos. At this rate I really should get paid for this bizz nizz, its not like he's easily marketable like Cipriani, in the sense that we don't see paparazzi shots of himself and I, leaving Bungalow 8...not that I would want Croft to be anything like Cipriani.

All I'm saying is, soon after I started psychotically obsessing over posting about Mr. Croft, the sports Journo's started to take notice, and then England started to take notice, and then he made out with that skank, and then he replaced James Haskell and his mouth and was awarded man of the match, for the game against France, and then he won the Guinness premiership, and then he was selected to replace Alan Quinlan for the Lions Tour.

I'm not saying that I'm responsible for all his successes, I'm just saying...

Alright that's enough words, now on to the pictures and the subsequent salivating..and depending on how dirty of a mind you have, that statement could be totally PG or X-rated. Oh the double entendre


Hey Tom, why are you just standing there?



You're doing it wrong! Turn around, and then bend over!


Ok so, um ,are you just going to watch the action?

That's more like it!

Watch out there's a very attractive South African(*snort*) coming up on your left!

This is Tom's 'get er done' face, lol

The more intense version of his 'get er done' face


Holy Legs, Batman! His legs are probably the length of me.


LINE OUT! He looks quite calm...and effing hot!

Takin' a bitch down!

Yey man-celebrations!

Oooo man-hugging



Keep it in your pants Tom, Ugo ain't feeling you! Plus you have Armitage and Smith waiting for you back in the UK.... P.I.M.P.


Uh oh! Somebody's in big trouble! Look at the face on that trainer, and then look at Tom's face; BUSTED!

2 comments:

rara31286 said...

I adore your blog, you had the same reaction to those pictures as I did, especially the shorts that emphasise the bum!

Nicole said...

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy it. Concerning the shorts: they opened the door, I just walked in. LOL