Tom Croft Denied a Spot on the Lion's Squad

News broke on Tuesday that Tom Croft was NOT in the line up for the British and Irish Lions' tour of South Africa. Everyone was shocked to say the least, because even though all the rugby pundits had predicted this team would be mainly Irish and Welsh they had all pegged Croft to be one of the few dirty Englishmen on the squad.

Alas it was not meant to be.

I suppose if we're being paranoid we can say that Croft's chances were infected by a um *ahem* lesser version of the highly contagious, bleeding from every orifice, Paris Hilton disease *cough*. I mean, that's why James Haskell and his mouth weren't selected!

Patient living with the Skank disease

Please! You didn't think that skank disease wouldn't have an affect, did you???? He's one degree away!!!!! The Skank disease takes not prisoners, leaves no survivors!!! Lindsay Lohan is a living example of this!

HOWEVER, I don't think that's the reason. I think they're trying to surprise South Africa, shake them up, throw them off guard...that and the Welsh and Irish players have been phenomenal as of late.

Don't worry though its not like this strategy will work because, current world standings has South Africa 2nd; and Ireland, England and Wales are 4th, 6th, and 7th respectively.

You think these pasties are going to steamroll my bokka? Bitch, please!