My New Theme Song

Love how he references all the girls and their albums. This is amazing. Cheryl is amazing. Watch plzzzzzzzz.

Say, What?????

Cheryl Cole and Kimberley Walsh are going to climb Mount Kilimanjaro...

WTF????

Ok, fine its for a good cause AND its being video taped, so that guarantees hilarity but AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kimberley: We're not festival girls

Ya, don't say?

I'm not making fun and its really great of them to partake in something like this but Chimm without their flat irons, make-up, camping and trekking through the African Wilderness??? They couldn't even hack it in Athens, oh I can't wait!

Good luck, girls!

Lipstick Lesbians!!!!

...or so I wish!!! Here's Chim and the Brit Award nominations yesterday. Big hair, tacky outfits, that's what girl bands are all about! Would you want them any other way? They do, however, they look lovely, and I'd approve of Cheryl's outfit if her shirt were longer! But are those ZEBRA PRINT LOUBOUTINS??? I WANT! I WANT! I WANT!

Cheryl En Vogue

So we can hate ourselves about how ugly and fat we are in comparison.


GORGEOUS!

The beautiful goddess Cheryl Cole graces a Vogue cover

The cover's not the best. Cheryl is easily the most beautiful woman in the world but I don't know if its the lighting or the make-up or the angle but she's looked better...like this photo inside the magazine:

DAMN, GIRL!

Let's forget that she's wearing squinted pants (you probably enjoy picturing her pantless, PERVS!) and let's focus on the fact that she's as beautiful as an angel. GORGEOUS! Why is such beauty being wasted on a douche such as Ashley Cole? BOO!

Cheryl Cole needs better friends! I'll be your friend! Pick me! Pick me!

Joyeux Noël!!!!

For those of you who celebrate it, I want to wish you a very Merry Christmas. Where ever you are I hope you are happy, safe, getting lots of presents, and getting fat! From mine to yours, keep well, and Happy Christmas. Peace on Earth y'all!!!!


Love,
Nicole
xoxo

The beautiful angel that is Cheryl Cole also wishes you a Merry Christmas!

Cheryl Cole Picture Moment

Because life's not fair...