Showing posts with label chelsea football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chelsea football. Show all posts

Monday, January 05, 2009

The beautiful goddess Cheryl Cole graces a Vogue cover


The cover's not the best. Cheryl is easily the most beautiful woman in the world but I don't know if its the lighting or the make-up or the angle but she's looked better...like this photo inside the magazine:

DAMN, GIRL!

Let's forget that she's wearing squinted pants (you probably enjoy picturing her pantless, PERVS!) and let's focus on the fact that she's as beautiful as an angel. GORGEOUS! Why is such beauty being wasted on a douche such as Ashley Cole? BOO!

Cheryl Cole needs better friends! I'll be your friend! Pick me! Pick me!

Friday, January 02, 2009

Whoa...Wait...What?


Picture this:

You're a badass, no BS, extremely talented rock band from the American South and in not so many words have called out other musicians for feeding us shitty music. You're beloved by rock gods, cool celebrities, and hip models. The image that you've created has been bare bones, honest, and badass. You're the coolest fuckers out there and you know it, maybe to your fault.

So I ask thee this, if you were said talented rock band would you cut your family vacation short so you could be paid 300 000 pounds to play at a party thrown by the owner of Chelsea Football Club a famous art dealer? And would you consider that selling out?

To be fair, Kings of Leon, never said they were Nirvana. They didn't say they'd never sell out, so from that I must conclude that: Kings of Leon aren't sell outs!

BUT

Even though, I can't condemn them for wanting to get some extra cash for their mom (who else would they give it to? Get it Betty Ann!), it still doesn't feel Kosher, just like Only by the Night doesn't feel Kosher. This doesn't feel like the KOL that I know and love, they wouldn't play some Russian billionaire's party, not for all the coke money in the world BUT I can't really hate on them for doing such because they can do as they damn well please, right?


PS Ooooooo I wonder if Cheryl Cole was there? Now that would be too much hot in one room!






Dear Caleb,

All we do is fight.
I just don't know you anymore.
Is it really over?

Nicole