On Wednesday I woke up to the news that the Leafs have acquired a new delinquent little brother for me, in the form of Aaron Varos. I'm stoked because Varos is currently dating supermodel Jessica Stam, which means she'll probably be out and about town. This is why I'm excited for this trade, nothing more.
Varos will not add anything to the Leafs, he'll just be anchored by our never ending fail, he'll underachieve, he'll disappoint, out of no fault of his own. Harold Ballard's grip is iron clad even from beyond the grave.
Rick Nash, we need you more than ever!*
*I think in every Leafs related post I'm going to mention Rick Nash, maybe if I say it enough times it will come true.
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