This one's for the haters

Ugh.

Why do I do this to myself? FML right now because I saw the link to the clip, knowing full well what was going to happen, and now I only have myself to blame...but that doesn't mean I can't harp on James Haskell.

The Mouth has struck again. He's over in Paris (sooo jealous) but still as cocky as ever. Watch here and here to confirm my speculation, the fashion video in particular.

Ok yea the interviews are about him, fair enough but the arrogance, the cockiness, its too much to take. Like when he says 'let's start with the shirts because that's what everyone wants to see'...

Ummmmmmmmmmmm.

I think we've all seen a Stade France jersey before, you being there doesn't open up a crazy world of muscular men wearing pink, sorry, boo.

Or when he says 'everyone thinks I shop at t baby gap'...everyone, eh? Everyone? EVERYONE? Hm.

And let's take jab at the female reporter's sexuality, 'cause like you'd soooo do that with a dude: 'hey mate we should each get a pair and we can shoot our own calendar' Right? Right? Ummmmmmmm, no!

For a public school boy he sure is, dumb as bricks. When the interviewer asks him about the girl on the jersey he has no fucking clue: 'ah this is a very difficult one'. Oh honey, no. Evolutionary biology is difficult. Biochemistry is difficult, a simple sound bite about the history of the girl that's on your jersey is not!

And why Stade Francias? PORQUOI?

Why would you put him on the cover of your amazingly beautiful, homoerotic calendar? Why would you want to inflate his ego even more. Why are you making him one of your stars. Stop trying to make James Haskell happen, he's not going to happen!

Love how he refers to himself as a 'tall blonde good looking guy'...yeah.ok.

And in the other video, why is he trying to front like he came to France because he wasn't chosen for the England squad or the Lions'.

Babe, the selection for those teams came AFTER your decision to move to France... be honest with us, they didn't want you, build a bridge and get over it.

AND he's a mouth breather. He probably drools when he sleeps and snores, and slobbers when he eats. EW! He's just a really disgusting person. AND he does his eyebrows, do you wax or thread, James?



Ok enough with the hate. I'm peace-ing
xo