Sonny Bill Williams is Rugby's Sean Avery...sort of.

He's not exactly a shit talker but controversy swirls 'round this boy like whoa, just like his NHL counterpart.

Avery vs. Williams

Let's compare and contrast shall we?

1. Point of Origin
-Williams is from New Zealand; What New Zealand is to Australia is how Canada is to the United States
Avery is Canadian; What Canada is to the United States is how New Zealand is to Australia

2. Occupation
-Williams is a professional rugger
-Avery is a professional hockey player

3. Desirability
-Williams is hot
-Avery is not

4. Gentlemen

oh honey, once a cheater always a cheater...unless there's an 'arrangement', well then get it, girlfriend!

-Williams cheated on his girlfriend (in a nightclub washroom no less) it was caught all on camera phone, plastered all over the papers in Australia.

How Avery scored her we'll never know

-Avery called famously called his ex[Elisha Cuthbert] sloppy seconds

5. WTF
-Williams has a golden horse shoe stuck up his ass because his girlfriend forgave him
-Avery has a golden horse show stuck up his ass because he inexplicably lands some of the hottest women in hollywood/fashion

6. WAH WAH WAH
-Williams has blamed alcohol for many of his problems, is seeking help
-Avery has anger and other psychological issues which is the reason he's such an asshat, is seeking help

7. Team Controversy
-Williams apparently up and left his team in Australia without telling anyone, his manager had to give his old team the news that he was going to France. He's homesick now, the Bulldogs don't want him back.
-Avery was a cancer in the Dallas dressing room. No one but Bret Hull liked him. After his controversial comments he was pushed into the AHL. Dallas, wouldn't touch him with a 30ft pole. The New York Rangers have now picked him up (his old team)

8. Definitions
-Williams is a douche bag
-Avery is a douche bag

Kinda scary how their lives parallel each other. Personal turmoil, controversy with their teams, disliked by the fans, their personal lives all over the newspapers. These two should start a support group, you know be each other's sponsor. Avery will teach Williams how to dress and Williams will make sure that Avery's never denied entrance into a night club ever again. They could be brothers in arms, or some kind of bullshit. These two deserve each other!