Danny, Danny, Danny

...we need to talk.

I've been an apologist of yours for a while now because I believe in your talent, I believe in your potential but week after week your making it hard for me to defend you. Quite frankly Daniel (I'm calling you Daniel, deal with it) I'm worried about you, both professionally and otherwise.

First off, image is everything in any professional sport...okay it isn't everything but it could be the deciding factor in whether or not you sink or swim, case in point Tiger Woods, so why on God's green Earth are you parading around LA hooking up with C-list celebs, and stumbling out of clubs? Do you not understand you were run out of the UK, Europe even? You can't come back until you've proven yourself in Australia!?!?!?!? Do you not understand that you will not be featured in the coming World Cup, its like pretty much a done deal?!?!?!?!?!? And what's this we're hearing about you potentially becoming a footballer???? Okay yea to be fair you were JUST training with a football club but like- you knew what you were doing, you knew the attention this would garner, you knew the rumours that would be flying around-

are you effing kidding me? Like you really had no clue that it would turn into this? Don't you have people who care about you? Don't you have friends? I can't talk to you right now! I just can't- we're in a fight!





DOMINIC WALDOUCK PICTURE POST, because he just signed a 3 year contract with the WASPs and was named vice captain...and because he's really hot!