Tom Croft Mega Post!

Lost of pictures AND thanks to our friend Rosie, an interview done by George Chuter, get your popcorn girls and gays, this one's going to be good!

George Chuter: Hi Tom. What's happening?
Tom Croft: Hi George. Nothing really. Just enjoying Sydney. Can I say you're looking very buff at the moment?
GC: Well thanks Tom. I do like to work out.
TC: It shows.
GC: I know. I'm just lucky to have the physique of a god really.
TC: It's a shame it's Buddha.
GC: No need to be derogatory.
TC: Sorry.
GC: Apology not accepted. Shall we move swiftly on to the questions?
TC: Yes your eminence.
GC: Shut up.

GC: If you could meet someone, alive or dead, who would it be? Choose a man and a woman.
TC: Adolph Hitler, and Cheryl Cole
GC: Interesting combo. I heard a rumour that she was marrying Dan Cole.
TC: Didn't you start that in one of your program pieces?
GC: Well, yes. And in all honesty, Dan probably has more chance of marrying Adolph Hitler.

GC: What is your favourite breakfast food?
TC: Fry-up

GC: What is you favourite body part, and why? It could be yours or someone else's...
TC: Toby Flood's ears, because you can receive Sky TV through them.
GC: Is he HD Ready?
TC: No.
GC: Shame.

GC: Cat or dog?
TC: Catdog - great cartoon.
GC: Never heard of it.
TC: It's about a half cat, half dog.
GC: I sort of guessed that.

GC: Would you rather eat a live hamster, or swim in a tank of sharks for 5 minutes?
TC: Sharks, as long as I had Dan 'the shark man' Cole with me.
GC: Why do they call him 'the shark man'?
TC: They say that he was raised by sharks.
GC: Is that true? I thought he was raised in Newton Harcourt
TC: Maybe it was another Dan Cole they were talking about. He is great though.
GC: Yeah. He really is.

GC: If you could have a super power, what would it be?
TC: The ability to fly.

GC: What makes you laugh?
TC: Dan Cole's tan.

GC: What is your favourite book and movie?
TC: The Shawshank Redemption, and Finding Nemo - similar plots.
GC: Hmmmm....you must have read a slightly different version of The Shawshank Redemption to the one I read. There were slightly fewer light-hearted fish shenanigins and slightly more incidents of prison brutality in mine.
TC: Yes, but in the end, everyone found what they were looking for.
GC: Yes. Very similar....

GC: Who would play you in a movie of your life?
TC: Harrison Ford
GC: WHAT!!?? He's waaaay too rugged to play you!
TC: Well who do you think?
GC: Probably that big blue thing from Avatar. He could be your twin!
TC: But it's blue. And it's not even an actor.
GC: Irrelevant really. You'd be surprised what they can do with special effects these days.
TC: But that thing is a special effect.
GC: My point precisely.

GC: What makes you angry?
TC: People who skim the top off an apple pie.
GC: Mmmmm....I love the top of an apple pie....
TC: You're making me angry.
GC: Oooohhhhh....what you gonna do? use your super power and fly at me? Worst super power ever!
TC: This interview is over.
GC: Bye Bye fly boy.
TC: Shut up Buddha.
GC: Ouch.

I'm surprised Tom likes cat-dog, I thought it was the lamest cartoon concept ever! And I think Michael Schoeffling should play Tom in a movie, AKA Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles, amirite?

xoxo